Ooh, Matt Dillon directed this episode. You know, I had a crush on him when I was a teenager and he was Dallas in The Outsiders. I think I owned a VHS copy of The Flamingo Kid. I saw him on Inside the Actor's Studio and it was just sad. He's about the least eloquent person I've ever seen interviewed. Anyway.
Augustus Hill starts off the show, as usual, by introducing tonight's theme: Napoleon. It seems that you don't have to be a big man to make a big difference.
Beecher sits staring in the middle of Em City. He puts his cane over his shoulders and stretches, as if lost deep in thought or memory. And lo and behold! It's a memory flashback! Remember when Beecher used his fingernails to kill Dauber from Coach who had become an Aryan hack named Metzger? Beecher remembers. All of the varying Em City factions are talking about whether or not Metzger is dead, and if so, how it happened. We see the Hispanic gang, Said and the Muslims, and Rebadow and Busmalis all discussing the case. This is all intercut with lovely infrared-looking flashbacks of Beecher slashing Metzger's throat. Yummy! Thanks, Matt Dillon!
In Leo's office, McManus tells Leo that he doesn't want to promote a new hack from within, because that person will have too much baggage. McManus wants to bring in a childhood friend named Sean Murphy who has been working at Attica for the past eight years. Hey, I used to live near Attica! I used to work at the first convenience store off the Thruway, so we used to get people coming through all the time on their way to visit their incarcerated loved ones. It was kind of creepy. But enough about me. Leo gives his permission to hire Murphy, and McManus says it's a good thing, because Sean is already on his way. Well, someone is very confident about his position in the grand scheme of things.
In the cafeteria, Schillinger laments to his Aryan brothers that the hacks don't seem to care that one of their own is gone. One of the Aryans suggests that the hacks knew that Metzger was one of them, and Schillinger decides to launch his own investigation to find out who's behind Metzger's death. As Schillinger stands to leave, he bumps into Busmalis, who was carrying his meal to his table. Schillinger gets all bent out of shape and spits in Busmalis's food. Rebadow says, "You spit in my food," and Schillinger's response is, "Yeah, no shit," and then he orders Busmalis to sit down and eat it. Rebadow turns to walk away, but one of the Aryans blocks his way, so at Busmalis's urging, he sits. Vern crouches down and picks up a spoonful of Busmalis's food and holds it up, making like the choo-choo going through the tunnel. Rebadow takes a bite, looking like he's choking back vomit. Can't say as I blame him.
Cyril walks up and knocks on Ryan's pod door. Ryan is inside with some goofy redheaded guy that I've never seen before or since. Cyril wants to go work in the kitchen. Ryan says they're not working in the kitchen anymore. Cyril is hungry, and says he might go to the kitchen by himself. Ryan tells him he can't. Cyril is really, really hungry. Ryan tells Cyril to get off his stinking back, and turns back to goofy redhead, who is apparently in the market for some tits, and I don't mean boobies. Cyril shrugs and walks away.
Cyril walks into the cafeteria by himself, only to be intercepted and harassed by Robson, with Schillinger looking on. Robson is happy to see Cyril without his brother, and starts touching Cyril's hair and asking him for a little sumpin' sumpin'. Cyril gets pissed and takes a swing at Robson, and the hacks jump in and break it up. The hacks order Cyril and Robson to the hole, as McManus looks on from his office.
Gloria Nathan walks out of her office just as Ryan is being led through the stairwell by a hack. Ryan yells to her that, because he confessed to having Cyril kill Gloria's husband, his lawyer said he would only get forty years added to his sentence. Ryan yells, "Life plus forty years, Gloria! All for you!" The hack ineffectually pulls at Ryan's arm as Gloria walks off. Why do they even bother having hacks escort the prisoners if they're going to let them harass personnel like that? I'm just going to make up a storyline in my head about how that particular hack doesn't like Gloria because she gave medical treatment to one of his most hated prisoners, so he let Ryan verbally abuse her. Works for me.
Ryan runs into Em City yelling Cyril's name, and then Matt Dillon pulls a real sweet camera move as the camera pulls back to reveal that Em City is empty. He even throws in a janitor sweeping the floor, to show that it's REALLY empty. Hey, Matt, why not go the whole nine and have a tumbleweed roll through? Meanwhile, Cyril is being tossed into the hole. Naked, or at least naked from the waist up since that's all we see. Cyril screams that he wants to see his brother as the hack closes the window in the door.
Sean Murphy and McManus discuss Murphy coming to work at Oz. Murphy is apprehensive about working there due to Oz's reputation. McManus tries to convince Murphy that the two of them working together can make some changes. Ryan O'Reily interrupts to demand that McManus get Cyril out of the hole. McManus says that Cyril threw a punch at an inmate, but Ryan insists that Cyril must have been provoked. McManus wearily replies that he'll look into it and tells Ryan to get lost. Murphy asks what Ryan's deal is, calling him "a good Irish mug." McManus brings up the Cyril/Robson fight in the cafeteria earlier, and asks Murphy if he'd be interested in starting a boxing program like he did at Attica. Murphy says all they need is "time, gloves, and a good insurance policy."
McManus pitches the boxing program to Leo, Sister Pete, and Father Ray. Each group (Aryans, Muslims, et cetera) will field a boxer, and they'll have an elimination tournament. Ray calls it "organized violence," but Sister Pete says that similar programs in other prisons have been positive. Leo is worried about the gambling aspect, but McManus says the gambling already exists. Leo gets the final word, and says he'll see if the commissioner will sign off on it. So I guess he didn't really get the final word.
At some sort of summit of the prisoners, McManus lays out the program. Augustus says that he used to box, and Ryan guesses that it must have been in the Special Olympics. This gets big yuks from Chuckie Pancamo. Kenny wonders why they should bother competing if there isn't a purse, and Said says that it's for "the greater glory of [their] tribe." Ryan brags that Cyril is a former Golden Gloves champion.
In the gym, each group is training their boxers. Augustus tells us that Napoleon said that "men are more easily governed by their vices than their virtues," as we see Cyril, bloodied and beaten, being counted out by a referee. Oh, no. Augustus is all dressed up like Don King, with the hair and everything. A microphone descends, and Augustus grabs it and tells us that Napoleon also said that there's only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, and that Napoleon must have known Tim McManus. Okay, I'll forgive him the Don King hair because he made fun of McManus, which is always okay by me.
McManus walks upstairs. Kenny, standing in the door of his pod, warns Snake (a.k.a. Treach) that McManus is coming. McManus tells Snake that his new work assignment is in the barbershop. Kenny insists that Snake is working in the kitchen with him. McManus says that he still makes the work assignments. Kenny insists that he's now to be called "Bricks," and McManus agrees to call him that, but not really, and walks away. Snake stands up and suggests that Nappa is behind the change in work assignment.
In the kitchen, Kenny walks up to Nappa and starts yelling to get his attention. Nappa ignores him. Kenny runs right into the brick wall that is Chuckie Pancamo. Kenny accuses Nappa of getting Snake's work assignment changed, and Nappa says that McManus has his own plans. Kenny wants Nappa to get it changed back. Nappa says that he doesn't like or trust Snake, so Snake won't be back in the kitchen any time soon.
The barber, who resembles Julia Sweeney's character Pat, asks Snake about his father being a barber. The barber is shaving the back of Augustus Hill's neck. Snake doesn't look very interested in the conversation. Hill wants a shave, and the barber wants a smoke break, so Snake offers to fill in. As soon as the barber is out the door, Snake tells Hill that his father wasn't a barber. Snake lathers up Hill's face and then kicks away his wheelchair so he can't "go running away." Snake grabs a straight razor and tilts back the barber's chair, which causes Hill to change his mind about the shave. Snake isn't having it and starts shaving away, with that razor blade right on Hill's neck. Snake asks Hill what he's in for (killing a cop) and then Snake trumps him: he killed a whole family, including an infant. Hill asks why, and Snake says angrily, "For fun!" Hill asks how, and Snake makes him guess. Hill figures out that he slit their throats, and grabs Snake's hand to keep the razor from his own throat. Augustus tells Snake that he knows he's lying, because Snake is in for armed robbery. Snake claims that he never got caught for the murders, and then he looks meaningfully at Hill and claims that he never will. Hill demands his wheelchair back, and Snake obliges, although it seems kind of out of character, seeing that minutes ago he was about to slit Hill's throat. But we all know that Hill can't die. He's the narrator!
Hill hops on the computer and finds an article about a murdered family. I'm not sure how he knows it's the family that Snake killed, but he does. The camera focuses in on the words "brutally raped." Hill rolls up to Rebadow, Busmalis, and Beecher, and asks them about the murders. They remember them, and mention that the killer was never caught. Hill says he knows who did it. Beecher wonders if he knew the family, since he cares so much. Hill is upset that the killer has no remorse, and is getting away with it. Rebadow and Busmalis give a little speech about the erosion of honor and justice, which is pretty rich coming from two guys in prison. Hill is still upset, but it's time for lunch.
Hill goes to talk to Said, explaining his conflict. He doesn't want to be a rat, but he feels bad for the kids that were killed. Said asks if Hill is sure that Snake is the killer, because Snake isn't exactly honest. Said thinks he might be like Jiggy Walker, trying to get credit he hasn't earned to look more powerful in prison. Said urges Hill to get the full story from Snake and then convince him to confess.
Flashback of Snake slashing a woman's throat, and then raping her, when a baby starts crying. Remind me not to watch this show right before I go to bed time, will you? Snake is telling the story of the murders to Kenny and Hill. Back to flashback, as Snake stabs the baby in the heart. Kenny is all impressed with what a "sick motherfucker" Snake is. Hill adds, "Yo, you should turn yourself in, yo." This goes over about as well as would be expected. Hill reasons that Snake would be famous like Manson. Snake says he would go to death row. Hill says that Snake is full of shit anyway, and brings up the Jiggy Walker case. Snake says he isn't lying, and Hill asks for proof. Snake says that he has videotape, that one of his friends brought a video camera to the crime. Hey, that was smart. Kenny is all impressed, and says he'd like to see it. Hill tries to agree, but he's not very convincing, and Snake seems to pick up on that.
Hill and Said go to talk to Leo about Snake. Leo reminds Hill that he won't get anything out of this, and that he needs proof. Hill tells him about the videotape. Leo says he'll call the DA, and adds that Hill has balls for doing this. Hill says he hopes to still have his balls when this is over. Why? They don't work anyway, do they? I just assumed that if his legs don't work, everything below the waist is incommunicado. Moments later, Snake is cuffed and led away. Kenny looks sad. Nappa looks happy. Hill is led into protective custody, where Keller is happy to have some company.
Hill tells us that Napoleon made his mark on history because they named a dessert after him. I don't know what that means.
The inmates watch a press conference, in which a lawyer announces that he's filing a lawsuit against Oz on behalf of the eight inmates injured in the riots. Everyone cheers and congratulates Said. In Leo's office, Leo and the hacks watch and shake their heads.
It's so hard for me to watch Edie Falco as Diane Wittlesey and not think of Carmela Soprano now. I remember when it used to be the other way around, because I watched Oz first. Anyway, Diane and McManus have a whispered conversation in the stairwell. Diane is worried about "the ghost of Scott Ross" coming back to haunt her. McManus assures her that no one will find out she shot him. Diane isn't so sure. McManus thinks it might be time to tell the truth. Diane says she would go to jail. McManus isn't sure about that, because there are mitigating circumstances: she's a single mother and her own mother is dying. Diane says she might only get fired, and McManus would too, and walks off.
Some of the inmates congratulate Said on his lawsuit. It's dinnertime, but Said has a visitor: Tricia Ross. Khan questions the frequency of her visits, but Said insists that it's for "spiritual counseling." Heh, that's a good one. I can hear the teenagers now: "Mom, I'm sorry that I missed my curfew. He was giving me spiritual counseling!" Another Muslim comes up and says that Schillinger's telling everyone that Said is attracted to Tricia, and his visits might be misconstrued. Said insists that his heart is pure.
Said enters the visitors' room, where Tricia is primping in preparation for her "spiritual counseling." Said enters, and they shake hands. Tricia says that she's become "sort of a celebrity," due to the lawsuit against the prison. She gives Said a picture of herself, but he says he can't accept it because personal items aren't permitted. Tricia suggests that he hide it under his pillow, and Said smiles. He's so handsome. You forget, because he glowers all the time. Tricia puts the picture in Said's hand, taking his hands in her own.
In the cafeteria, one of the Muslims is reading some verses seemingly intended for Said, since he's giving him the stink-eye while reading. Khan brings up sexual desire, saying that it only needs "the slightest encouragement to become ignited." Said agrees. Khan reminds him that eliminating temptation is part of their religion, and that men and women aren't allowed to be alone together. Said looks pissed, but agrees. Back in his pod, Said sets fire to Tricia's picture and tosses it in the toilet. It loses a little something when there's no water in the toilet.
In McManus's office, Said tries to explain all the reasons why his group has to have a fast. McManus says, "If you're asking for permission to fast, I don't care. Stop eating!" Heh. Said explains that it's more complex than that, because he has to eat at sunset and pre-dawn, when he's in lockdown, so he needs McManus's consent to have food in his cell. McManus says that it's not Burger King and he can't have it his way. Who told McManus he was such a wit? Because he's really not, and he needs to stop with the tired jokes. Said stands to go, but McManus offers to make a trade: he'll grant the terms of the fast if Said will drop the lawsuit. Said says he's not alone in the lawsuit, but McManus says Said is the instigator, and McManus wants to put the riot behind them. Said says they need to remember the riot. Flashback to McManus telling Said during the riot that they are on the brink of disaster, and McManus wants another chance, which Said grants. Back in the now, Said says he won't forget the promise McManus made. McManus denies Said the fast, which Said claims is unconstitutional. McManus asks him if he's going to file another lawsuit, and Said counters that instead, he'll go on a hunger strike. You know why? Because Said don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence. Sorry, my grunge roots are showing.
Claire walks into the break room and tells Diane that she was right -- McManus is dreamy. Diane doesn't recall saying that. Claire reveals that they've been dating. Ugh. Tim, what were you thinking? Diane gives her take on the Tim McManus dating plan: dinner at a diner, where he talks about growing up in Attica; cancelled second date; third date at a fancy restaurant, followed by sex. Claire says they had sex after the diner. Diane doesn't quite know what to say to that one. Just then, Tim walks in and asks to talk to Diane alone. He just talked to the hospital, and her mother died. Diane says she's been expecting it, since her mother's been sick a long time. Claire watches them interact with a scary look on her face. Tim offers Diane all sorts of help, and finally just hugs her as she sobs. Claire is none too happy about the hug.
Hill is dressed as a proto-Ladies' Man from SNL as he tells us that Napoleon was "a great seducer of beautiful and taller women." Napoleon apparently felt that close quarters were the secret to wooing women and winning wars. Hill reminds us that "there ain't no closer quarters than Oz, baby."
Claire walks into McManus's office and asks after Diane. Tim says that she is, as you'd expect, a mess. Claire thinks it's strange, given that her mother has been dying for a year. Tim gives her a look like, "Exactly how insensitive are you, anyway?" so Claire changes tactics and says that she found a great restaurant for them. Tim has to cancel because he has to go to the funeral home. Claire starts to leave so she can boil Tim's pet rabbit, but then turns back and confronts Tim about the way he comforted Diane in the lounge, after he told Claire he was over Diane. Tim says that there is nothing between him and Diane, just like there's nothing between him and Claire, since they only went out twice. Claire yells that they fucked twice. Their raised voices attract the attention of some nearby inmates, including Kenny. Claire reminds Tim that he claimed to have feelings for her. Tim says that he did, until she turned into "a cloying bitch." Claire starts pushing Tim around as the inmates watch earnestly. Tim goes to close his blinds, but Claire attacks him from behind. Tim struggles, but then pins her on his desk and tells her to calm down. When he finally lets her up, she storms out and screams, "Fuck you!" The inmates giggle. Tim pulls the blinds, a little too late.
A family walks in, and Clayton Hughes admits them to see Carlo Ricardo, a new inmate. Carlo hugs his family, and asks after his mother. His sister makes some excuse, and Carlo seems to know it's not true. Carlo asks after some other guy, and his brother tries to make an excuse, but his father admits that the guy AND his mother don't want to come see him anymore. Carlo looks upset, but seemingly recovers quickly and asks to see pictures of the baby.
Leo regales Diane, Clayton, and some other hack with stories about his own days as a hack as they all drink some liquor. It's quitting time, and they all break up. Good to know that quitting time means that it's time to STOP drinking at Oz. Clayton offers to drive Leo home, and Leo accepts. Clayton also takes the opportunity to beg to be assigned to a cellblock instead of the admitting desk. Leo refuses, since he promised Clayton's father he would take care of his son. Clayton says he'll quit and get a job at another prison. Leo doesn't like it, but says they'll figure it out later. Clayton still wants to drive, but Leo claims that the conversation sobered him up.
Clayton is sitting at the control center of Em City when a disturbance breaks out. Clayton rushes over, and it's none other than Carlo from the visiting room, who quickly pins Clayton against the wall and starts choking him. The other hacks come running, and Carlo is quickly taken down and dragged off to the hole. McManus walks in and gives Clayton back the club that Carlo stole. Clayton tries to regain his composure. McManus asks Poet what that was about, and Poet says that Carlo was "mumbling some shit about his mother." The prisoners stare at Clayton, who asks them what they're looking at. I wish I didn't know how this storyline ends up, because it makes it a lot more poignant.
Some prisoner dances as the other prisoners beat on pots and chant. In the hole, Carlo shadow boxes furiously.
As black-and-white boxing footage plays behind him, Hill reminds us that Napoleon's final defeat came at Waterloo. Hill compares Waterloo to Watergate and Whitewater, and concludes, "Note to politicians: Stay on land."
Governor Devlin is on television talking about how terrible it is that taxpayers have to pay for death row prisoners' endless appeals, and so he's enacting a new law making the fees for lawyers lower. On death row, Shirley Bellinger's lawyer tells her that her appeal was rejected. She asks about the step. Her lawyer tells her that normally they would go to the state Supreme Court, but he's recusing himself as her attorney because he can't afford to do it with the new lower fees. Shirley wonders what will happen to her, and is told she'll get another court-appointed lawyer. Shirley realizes that the only lawyers who will take the cases under the lower rates are the ones that no one else will hire. Shirley tries to use her feminine wiles to convince her lawyer to stay, but he's not having it. She tells Richie Hanlon that she just realized she's going to die.
Schillinger's father visits, and says that young Andy Schillinger has been arrested, and has a court-appointed lawyer. Vern yells at him to hire a "real" lawyer, but Pa Schillinger doesn't have the money. Vern finds out that the court-appointed lawyer is both female and Jewish, and you can imagine how that goes over. Pa Schillinger refuses to throw good money after bad, and Vern's boys are bad. Vern says that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Keller reaches into his pants while looking at some porn (and that's all the details I'm giving about that), just as Leo comes up to the door. Keller wants to get out of protective custody. Leo says that he needs Keller alive to testify against Schillinger. Keller is bored and wants back into Em City. If there's one thing I've learned from watching this show, it's that a bored Keller equals trouble.
The prisoners watch Miss Sally, and Ryan O'Reily says hello to the returning Keller. The Aryans all poke each other to point out Keller's return. Keller puts his stuff in Beecher's cell, where Beecher is busy brushing his teeth. Keller tries to rub Beecher's hair, but Beecher stops him. Keller points out that they've only kissed once, and he wants to kiss him again. Beecher stops him, and Keller yells that he ratted out Schillinger and Metzger for him, and asks if he knows what that cost him. Beecher points out that it could be another scheme Keller and Schillinger cooked up, and he can't trust Keller. Like sands through the hourglass, so go the days of this prison.
This is one of those Oz montages where they fit about a month's worth of plot into five minutes. Schillinger and some other Aryans enter the library, where Keller is looking at some books. They stare each other down. Elsewhere, Schillinger tells someone that Keller knows he's a dead man. Keller stacks paper in a storage room, and he hears a noise. He turns out the overhead light and grabs a ream of paper, yelling for his opponent to bring it on. Keller is attacked from behind, and stabbed in the back by an unseen assailant. Keller is rolled into Gloria's office, coughing up blood. Gloria thinks he has a punctured lung. Vern plays pool with his cronies and jokes about Keller's injuries. Beecher looks at himself in the mirror and rubs his face.
Adebisi (without his little hat!) tells McManus that he doesn't want to work in the kitchen, even though he asked to be assigned there before. Adebisi says there are too many memories, and he doesn't want to fall back into his old ways. Instead, he would like to volunteer in the AIDS ward. McManus is surprised. Adebisi explains that maybe someday he can go back to Africa and help his people.
Gloria explains to Adebisi that the patients in the ward are in the final stages of AIDS, so all they can do is make them comfortable. She hands Adebisi some medicine for one of them, and he takes it to the patient, who looks to be on his last legs. The patient takes his medicine and remarks that he didn't come into Oz with AIDS. He asks Adebisi if he's ever had anal sex. Adebisi admits that he has, and it was unprotected. Adebisi says Dr. Nathan needs a blood sample, and the patient protests that he just gave one a minute ago. Adebisi says she dropped it, and draws blood into a syringe.
Adebisi stands outside his pod and watches Nappa walk across the floor below. Adebisi walks down the stair in his mismatched socks with the syringe in his hand. As he passes Nappa, he pricks him with the needle. Nappa cries out and asks Adebisi if he pinches him. Adebisi says no and holds up his hair pick, as if that's what just pricked Nappa's arm.
Hill blabbers on about Napoleon some more. The message this time is, "If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself."
Alvarez goes crazy in solitary, throwing shit around and trying to tear the sink out of the wall. Outside, the prisoners continue chanting and drumming. Sister Pete tells Gloria that Alvarez is agitated and has lost weight since going off Zoloft, and wonders if they could put him back on drugs. Gloria says her boss is ruled by the ledger, and won't approve any expenses. Gloria also hints that if things don't change soon, she's leaving, and that she's going to lay down the law at a meeting later that day. A nurse comes in and says that Rebadow's awake. Sister Pete wants to know what's wrong with him, and Gloria tells her that he went into insulin shock because he has diabetes.
Rebadow is surprised to learn he has diabetes, and is convinced that his body is shutting down. Gloria tells him the course of treatment, and he doesn't look happy.
Gloria's boss asks if she likes working there, and she says she doesn't enjoy herself, but the work is important. The boss pushes the privatization of prison health care. Gloria thinks it will limit her ability to call in specialists or order tests. The boss says it's the same as HMOs on the outside, but Gloria counters that there are laws protecting the consumers on the outside, but not the inmates. Gloria asks about drugs for Alvarez (is that anything like flowers for Algernon?), and the boss blames the overspending on Gloria, even suggesting that they would all be better off if Alvarez killed himself. Gloria quits before he can fire her.
Sister Pete goes to see Father Ray, who quickly hides a sandwich under his robes. Sister Pete totally busts him, but he won't talk about it. Sister Pete follows him and tries to figure out where he's taking the sandwich. She finally realizes that Ray's bringing food to Alvarez, because the hacks are starving him since he injured one of their own. Ray neither confirms nor denies it, but says that Alvarez gave him the information. Sister Pete suggests that Alvarez could be lying, but Ray says he has to believe him.
Claire lets Ray into Alvarez's cell. Ray quickly tries to give Alvarez the sandwich, but he won't take it. Instead, Alvarez jumps on Ray, causing Claire to come in and subdue him. Excuse me. Please replace "subdue" in that sentence with "beat the crap out of." Thanks. Ray tries to get the hacks to stop, to no avail.
At the staff meeting, Gloria says that Keller will live, and McManus points out that Schillinger is the lead suspect in Keller's attack. Leo tells him to get proof. Sister Pete wants them to deal with the ongoing violence between inmates, and between inmates and hacks; she proposes a program where victims and attackers interact and talk about their feelings in order to move on. Father Ray supports it. In solitary, Alvarez has a vision of a beautiful naked woman, but then Claire pops up. Hey, that would be enough to send me over the edge. In Leo's office, Father Ray proposes that Alvarez and Rivera be the first in the program. Leo brings up the attack today, and says that he agrees with the hacks that Alvarez should rot for blinding Rivera. Father Ray says that Alvarez is on the brink of suicide, and Leo, like Gloria's boss earlier, doesn't care. Father Ray argues that Leo is biased, because Alvarez knows who raped Leo's daughter and won't tell.
As we see Alvarez in solitary, Hill voice-overs that when Napoleon died in exile, doctors cut off his penis, put it in an ornate box and gave it to his priest. Alvarez rips up a shirt and fashions a noose. Hill says that over the years, the penis was sold to the highest bidder, and now at least three people claim to own it. Fantasy Hill prepares to put Fantasy Alvarez's head in a guillotine. Hill says that the question isn't which penis is real. The question is, "Who the fuck do those other two dicks belong to?" As Fantasy Hill finishes, the blade comes down for Fantasy Alvarez, and we see the dangling feet of real Alvarez as he hangs himself.