By Montykins
We open with Jessie and PC eating milkshakes. Delicious! PC somehow looks totally different from the first episode. Unless I've wiped all memory of it from my mind, but I promise I've tried really hard not to do that. PC tells Jessie that he went out to 212 with Kelli (and Camille), but that he felt like he was babysitting her. Jessie agrees that Kelli is sooooo much younger than they are. Jessie insists that she doesn't care and goes to great pains to express to PC just how much she doesn't care who he goes out with. Then she asks casually (very casually) if he's thinking about going out with Kelli again, and PC successfully comes up with the right answer: No. And then he demonstrates that he doesn't quite know what's going on here by cheerfully telling Jessie that she was a bitch to Kelli and Camille. So she slaps him. That'll teach him! Then she pretends that she doesn't care about that either. Smooth.
Taylor is up , and she tells us that Sebastian has called her, so she's going shopping with two of her friends. Oh boy! Clothes shopping! Purses! Dresses! And so on. Taylor tells us that she's mostly dated public school boys, including her ex, Cole. And Cole's "not completely out of the picture." Hmm. Taylor's friends grill her about Sebastian, and she admits that she's nervous.
Sebastian and Kelli are hanging out someplace in New York City. I'm going to claim it's Columbus Circle. Sebastian has brought Kelli cupcakes and tells us that because Kelli left Taylor's party early, he wants to get to know her better. The cupcake earns Sebastian a hug. Kelli interviews that she has "a really weird obsession with cupcakes" and that she likes then more than actual cake. Kelli is so delighted to have had a cupcake that she asks Sebastian what he's doing for dinner. Upon learning that the answer is "having it with Taylor," she's taken aback. Sebastian decides that now is the time to brag and adds that it's at "a French restaurant." That will be perfect for him, because remember that he thinks he can speak French. Kelli thinks it's weird that Sebastian is flirting with her but going out with Taylor at the same time. When she asks him if he's going to get serious with Taylor, his answer is a masterpiece of wishy-washiness: "Maybe. Perhaps. We'll see." Then they part, leaving an empty possibly-Columbus-Circle bench.