|
1-19 2000.04.14 |
Reading is Fundamental. Or, This Show is Purely Mental Remember who shot JR? Well, it doesn't matter who did. Remember why? Because IT WAS ALL A DREAM. In this episode, Dr. Morris is responsible for nanobots that eat ink, thus destroying all books...and later, paper money. The world changes. Until he wakes up. The moral? READING, even reading the back of a sack of flour, is better than watching this crap! That's why recaps are good! |
| 1-19 Recap |
Reading is Fundamental. Or, This Show is Purely Mental
There Are No More Words - Remember who shot JR? Well, it doesn't matter who did. Remember why? Because IT WAS ALL A DREAM. In this episode, Dr. Morris is responsible for nanobots that eat ink, thus destroying all books...and later, paper money. The world changes. Until he wakes up. The moral? READING, even reading the back of a sack of flour, is better than watching this crap! That's why recaps are good! |
2000.04.14 2000.04.23 |
D- |
Alex Richmond |
| 1-18 Recap |
Doctors Playing God and Fishcakes
Lizzard's Tale - Is it ethical for doctors to sell organs to the highest bidder? Does a dog's lips move when he reads? Is this episode ripped off from urban legend? Yes. Does that make it quirky? No. Was I grossed out and repulsed? Were you? |
2000.03.31 2000.04.07 |
D- |
Alex Richmond |
| 1-17 Recap |
Faster than a speeding... Zzzz.
Boy Wonder - Even fake Russians can't make this episode exciting. Jimmy, the mentally challenged guy is a winner as he teaches A.G. that being super strong is a good thing! And Roger's boss, played by Chad Lowe, is a real jerk. I hope he's nicer to Hilary Swank. |
2000.03.10 2000.03.17 |
D- |
Alex Richmond |
| 1-16 Recap |
Lady In Reeeed!
Everybody Who's Anybody - Lisa puts a red dress on and drives A.G. wild! But the General needs a piece of A.G. too - and so does the Senator. If only I cared. |
2000.02.25 2000.03.06 |
D- |
Alex Richmond |
| 1-15 Recap |
Deep in my Heart is a Song
Deep in my Heart is a Song - Dr. M. is worried about A.G.'s upcoming performance for the higher-ups, which determines whether the funding for this project will be reinstated. Gee, I do hope the funding stays in place. |
2000.02.18 2000.02.18 |
D- |
Alex Richmond |
| 1-14 Recap |
Film at Eleven
Film at Eleven - Lisa tells off Artificial Guy ("I know who you are!" but she really doesn't, see?), and Dr. M.orris (a.k.a. Dr. M.astermind) tells A.G. he can "never leave this townhouse." (boo hoo!) |
2000.02.11 2000.02.11 |
D- |
Alex Richmond |
| 1-13 Recap |
I Am the Greatest
I Am the Greatest - With Handel's "Hallelujah Chorus" blasting, right off the bat we get a close-up of A.G.'s hunky face looking ecstatic. Rapturous. A step away from drooling. Why? Some goons are rolling in a TV and VCR. |
2000.01.28 2000.01.28 |
D- |
Alex Richmond |
| 1-12 Recap |
Disco Inferno
Disco Inferno - The spontaneous combustion phenomenon carries over from last week. |
2000.01.14 2000.01.14 |
D- |
Alex Richmond |
| 1-11 Recap |
Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice - Roger Bender is just waking up from a dream. It was about going out with the Wisemans for their anniversary dinner. Bender's wife says to IGNORE the upcoming anniversary because there is no marriage anymore. "Trust me, it's what Lisa wants." |
2000.01.07 2000.01.07 |
D- |
Alex Richmond |
| 1-10 Recap |
I've Grown Accustomed to His Face
I've Grown Accustomed to His Face - Goons in orange suits seem hell-bent on abducting Atificial Guy. |
1999.12.17 1999.12.17 |
D- |
Alex Richmond |
| 1-7 Recap |
A Girl's Life
A Girl's Life - It's a beautiful night in Central Park. Right in the middle of a meadow is the oh-so-subtle Toys B Fun truck. Inside lurk many generals and an ecstatic Dr. M. On a TV screen we see A.G., up in a plane, asking, "Where's my parachute?" |
1999.11.19 1999.11.19 |
D- |
Alex Richmond |
| 1-6 Recap |
Nothing to Fear But Nothing to Fear
Nothing to Fear But Nothing to Fear - So, this episode is about people's fears and how to overcome them. Keep that in mind, because you'll only be reminded of it, oh, about a thousand times in the hour. |
1999.11.05 1999.11.05 |
D- |
Kim |