Steers and Queers and Horse Humpers

By Jeff

In the dressing tent, Salome asks Colin if he's very proud of himself for getting this far in the competition. She mentions that it's crazy that Kerryn would go home before him. He interviews that he and Kerryn had gotten close and the idea that he was the reason she went home is hard for him. AND, he sort of sold her out on the catwalk by saying that they had no chemistry in their photo shoot. AND, he is smiling when he says that he's the reason she got the boot. Colin, don't be that. He says that he's still not sure that he can be a supermodel. He works with the bull and it's not pretty. Aliya tells him to be more masculine, less fashion-y. Ouch. The show defends him by playing a voice-over interview where he says that a few months ago, he was training to be a doctor, and now he's trying to mimic male models. GET A SECOND OPINION. If this season teaches us anything, that's it. Aliya thought that Colin looked like he was trying to take a shit. She found the experience painful.

Jonathan is wearing chaps. Yes. He's trying to emulate John Wayne, which probably will work for him, though he is Liberace to John Wayne. He tells us that there are cowboys in the UK. I don't really believe that. He works with two horses. He's hot as shot. Aliya found him a natural cowboy.

Jordan is and she's on the horse. She's unsure about what to do and Aliya found her nervous. Jordan says later that this was not one of her best shoots. Amanda is on the horse as well and she interviews that this IS HER SCENE. She totally sexed up the horse. Seriously. It's fucking Equus up in this joint. Aliya thought that she was cheesy and stuck her butt up in the air. "It's like she's making love to the horse." She kept asking for strength, kept getting sex.

The day, Sandhurst eats a giant bowl of cereal. Branden tells us that this is a life-changing experience. He says that, provided he becomes a supermodel, he would have his mom move in with him, so she could do his laundry and feed him. I love him.

Here's Nicole with the pictures. Branden hates his. Colin doesn't think he looks very strong. Salome likes hers, and Nicole agrees that it's beautiful and natural, not that she'd know anything about working on a ranch. Mountaha's calf stole the scene in her picture, though no one seemed to hate her performance. Sandhurst loved his, though he looked a little bit like a model holding a calf to me. He interviews that he was really into the picture. He thinks he might win. Maybe I have bad taste. Jonathan likes his photo. Jordan likes hers, too. Amanda doesn't say anything about hers, but shows it to Nicole, who compares it to Black Beauty. Colin interviews that he's not sure if Amanda was posing on a horse or a Corvette. Touché. And also, yes. With much finger-wagging at the editing, Amanda tries to explain her love of horses and all we hear is the word "like." Jordan condemns her for how many times she says it, though she admits to saying it a lot herself.

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