By Al Lowe
Cory tells Holly that no matter the outcome of the contest, every agency in America will fight to represent her. With tears in her eyes, Holly says she hopes he's right. The prizes of the competition are perfect, and all, she says, but what she really wants is to work. Moving on to Perry, Tyson casually mentions that he's still got a little head bobbing going on in his walk. Everybody else Tyson eviscerates, but with Perry he's so blasé, it makes NO sense. Even Tyson is under the spell of the dude. They ask Perry about his crazy photo shoot, and he's pretty charming about it, really, saying hey, every boy's done the tuck job in a moment of junior high curiosity. While Rolston nods his agreement, Ben vigorously shakes his head in mock disagreement on his end of the catwalk. It's a funny moment about what had to be an alarming experience. Rolston admires his guts, and thanks him for the good work, and asks him if he feels he has a genre of modeling he would work best in. Perry says no, he wants to do everything. Rolston says Perry certainly did that for him. Niki asks what Perry's learned most from this experience and he says he's learned to trust himself, immediately referencing the thing with his girlfriend and Adnan Ghalib. Perry. We have all moved on. Even Britney. I renew my suggestion that you stick a sock in it.
The models dismissed, the panel gets to the good stuff. While they all loved Ben's photo, Rolston thinks his catwalk was flat. Jennifer, for once, disagrees and thinks Ben had a commanding presence. She says if she was casting for a fragrance campaign tomorrow and she needed a sexy guy with a great body, she would cast him. Holly, they continue to think is beautiful, but Rolston and Niki don't think she did that great on the catwalk. "I didn't even see her work the clothes," Rolston says, noting that the flounces on Christian's dress didn't even flounce! Cory thinks Perry did great this week and wonders why Jennifer doesn't think he can be a supermodel. "Do his shoulders bother you?" she asks. "I feel like his proportions are a little strange." FINALLY. Yes, they are. Lurch. Really, he's very compelling to look at, but Rolston agrees he would not cast Perry in anything that required him to wear a suit. Jennifer has similar honesty to deliver about Ronnie. She says he's been showing some versatility throughout the contest, but that ultimately he is who he is: "that Chicago, beefy guy." She's just not sure about him, she says. "Well, I'll tell you one thing," Cory cuts in, "he's gonna make a lot of money." Yes, well, Honcho is no doubt blowing up his cell right now. (Oh my Gaaaaaaaaahd, people. I was just about to link you to Honcho which, if you had any gay friends in college worth their salt you will have run across at least once on a nightstand -- but it is way too unsafe for work. That is, unless your boss wouldn't mind you spending your lunch hour reading a story titled "The Ins-and-Outs of Gangbangs" by raging stallion Dirk Jager. I wish I was kidding, but I so very much am not.) Anyway, Jennifer kind of uncomfortably agrees that yes, Ronnie will rake in the dough.
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