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3-20 2007.05.09 |
The Man Behind the Curtain A thumbnail sketch of the episode to hold you until the recap goes live. |
| 3-20 Recaplet |
The Man Behind the Curtain
The Man Behind the Curtain - A thumbnail sketch of the episode to hold you until the recap goes live. |
2007.05.09 2007.05.10 |
A |
LuluBates |
| 3-19 Recap |
Paging Dr. Freud
The Brig - Locke is told to kill his Bad Dad by Ben as a test, but he is not man enough and passes the job on to Sawyer. With his magically improved sex life, Sawyer definitely has cojones enough for the job. |
2007.05.02 2007.05.08 |
B+ |
LuluBates |
| 3-18 Recap |
What To Expect When You're Expecting Trouble
D.O.C. - Sun and Juliet trek through the jungle to determine the date of conception of Sun's baby in the medical station. No handcuffs, no mud wrestling, just uncomfortable conversation about sperm counts, affairs, and Island sex lives. Boring! Until Juliet reports back to Ben that Sun is pregnant and that she will find out about Austen soon. And that she hates him. So dramatic, baby! |
2007.04.25 2007.05.01 |
A- |
LuluBates |
| 3-17 Recap |
Monks Gone Wild!
Catch-22 - A near-shirtless Desmond leads a trusted brigade of acolytes into the jungle to rescue a downed pilot. Just like Black Hawk Down but with more sex! |
2007.04.18 2007.04.24 |
B- |
LuluBates |
| 3-16 Recap |
Desperately Seeking Some Answers
One of Us - Juliet joins the crew at Camp Lostaway as it is revealed that she desperately wants to get off the Island, desperately needs to see her sister, and desperately needs a shower. |
2007.04.11 2007.04.17 |
A- |
LuluBates |
| 3-15 Recap |
Hot Girl-on-Girl Action
Left Behind - When Kate and Juliet get gassed and handcuffed together in the woods, wacky hijinks are sure to ensue. But a cat fight? With a mud puddle? And a wet t-shirt contest? Not in my wildest dreams could I have imagined this. |
2007.04.04 2007.04.10 |
B |
LuluBates |
| 3-14 Recap |
Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend
Exposé - The beach is back in this episode as Nikki and Paolo guest-star as diamond thieves who end up double-crossing each other -- to death. |
2007.03.28 2007.04.03 |
B- |
LuluBates |
| 3-13 Recap |
Magic Is Afoot!
The Man from Tallahassee - Kate and Sayid are captured in their attempt to rescue Jack from the Others. Jack doesn't need to be rescued though because he is leaving in the morning on the submarine! Meanwhile Ben is busy telling his new best friend Locke all about the Island's Magic Box. |
2007.03.21 2007.03.27 |
B+ |
LuluBates |
| 3-12 Recap |
Flippin' The Bird
Par Avion - Claire hatches a new plan to get rescued from the Island while Jack's rescue party is still playing Stanley in Africa. |
2007.03.14 2007.03.20 |
A- |
LuluBates |
| 3-11 Recap |
Locke and Load
Enter 77 - Sayid, Kate, and Locke find another station in the jungle. |
2007.03.07 2007.03.13 |
B |
LuluBates |
| 3-10 Recap |
It's Miller Time!
Tricia Tanaka Is Dead - Hurley and the boys bond over a few beers around a broken-down van while Kate sets out to get Jack back. |
2007.02.28 2007.03.05 |
D |
LuluBates |
| 3-9 Recap |
Leaving your mark
Stranger in a Strange Land - Jack's tattoo is explained, as Kate and Sawyer bicker about who gets custody of Carl. Jack swings a deal with a still-invalid Ben to save Juliet from execution for killing Danny. |
2007.02.21 2007.02.27 |
C+ |
Daniel |
| 3-8 Recap |
It's Time To Switch To Whisky, We've Been Drinking Beer All Night
Flashes Before Your Eyes - It's Desmond in an almost all-flashback spectacular, with people getting hit by cricket bats and crushed to death under collapsing scaffolding, and hot roasted chestnuts, and adorable Cockney accents, all of which teach Desmond that if the universe wants Charlie to die? Charlie's gonna die. |
2007.02.14 2007.02.20 |
C |
Daniel |
| 3-7 Recap |
Friendly Fire
Not In Portland - Jack's withholding-surgery plan works, as Ben apparently gives in and orders Juliet to help Sawyer and Kate get off the island. Through flashbacks, we learn that she's a prisoner on Craphole Island too, and she's willing to pump a gun full of bullets in Danny's chest to help Sawyer and Kate escape |
2007.02.07 2007.02.13 |
A- |
Daniel |
| 3-6 Recap |
First Do Not That Much Harm
I Do - Jack says he won't do Ben's surgery, but after seeing Sawyer and Kate in post-coital bliss, he says he will -- because he's got a plan! A plan to get Kate to safety, and far away from the naked slopey shoulders of a southern con artist. |
2006.11.08 2006.11.13 |
A- |
Daniel |
| 3-5 Recap |
Oh, thou shalt NOT kill. Right. Got it.
The Cost of Living - A wounded, exhausted Eko heads out into the jungle chasing hallucinations of his brother. Interspersed are flashbacks of Eko taking over Yemi's church -- with fatal results! |
2006.11.01 2006.11.07 |
C |
Daniel |
| 3-4 Recap |
No Man Is an Island
Every Man For Himself - Sawyer's bent on making a nuisance of himself, so the Others stage an elaborate con in order to get him to behave, instead of just chopping off a finger or something. Flashbacks reveal that Sawyer's got a daughter, and also -- you'll never believe this -- a heart of gold. |
2006.10.25 2006.10.31 |
B |
Daniel |
| 3-3 Recap |
The drugs are working
Further Instructions - Locke builds a sweat lodge and takes some drugs (oh, sure, but if Charlie tried that, he'd freak) and gets the bright idea to go looking for Eko, who's been dragged to a polar bear cave, presumably to be eaten. |
2006.10.18 2006.10.24 |
B |
Daniel |
| 3-2 Recap |
Gone out the window
The Glass Ballerina - Jae wants Sun to leave Jin, but she won't, and when Sun's dad finds out about the affair, he makes up a story about Jae stealing and sends Jin to kill him. Jin can't, but Jae winds up splattered all over his windshield anyway. Kate and Sawyer break rocks in a chain gang, and Ben offers Jack a chance to go home -- to a topsy-turvy world in which the Red Sox are World Series champs. |
2006.10.11 2006.10.17 |
B+ |
Daniel |
| 3-1 Recap |
Jack On Crack
A Tale Of Two Cities - Kate showers and dresses, Jack obsesses, and Sawyer proves himself dumber than your average bear. Let's be charitable and say the third-season opener is long on setup, instead of short on plot. |
2006.10.04 2006.10.10 |
C |
Daniel |
| 2-23 Recap |
If you don't know Des by now, you will never, never, never know him.
Live Together, Die Alone - Desmond's back, and Locke enlists his help to find out what happens when the timer finally runs out. Oddly, Desmond forgets that he actually knows. Michael's secret is blown -- and the Lostaways still manage to get themselves kidnapped. |
2006.05.24 2006.05.30 |
B+ |
Daniel |
| 2-22 Recap |
The less-than-fantastic four
Three Minutes - Michael wants to lead a crack team of four and only four other Lostaways to get his son back. Sayid's the only one with enough brains to figure out Michael's leading them into a trap. |
2006.05.17 2006.05.23 |
B- |
Daniel |
| 2-21 Recap |
It's hard out here for a gimp
? - We find a hatch that's full of mystery, and Eko and Locke watch a film called Orientation. It's not a clip show, I don't think. But pretty soon the "new hatch!" crutch for sustaining interest is going to get old. Also, Ana-Lucia is dead, and Libby is dying. And no one knows Michael did it. |
2006.05.10 2006.05.16 |
A- |
Daniel |
| 2-20 Recap |
So glad to have you back, Michael
Two for the Road - Ana-Lucia screws Sawyer so she can get his gun, but then stunningly is unable to execute a man who assaulted her. This is called character development. And then Michael kills her. |
2006.05.03 2006.05.09 |
B+ |
Daniel |
| 2-19 Recap |
Make sure your sign doesn't read
S.O.S. - Bernard bullies everyone on the island to help him save his wife. He will do anything for her, including spending thousands of dollars to to see a faith healer who doesn't fix Rose. But the island does, because it fixes everything but Shannon's asthma. |
2006.04.12 2006.04.16 |
B- |
Daniel |
| 2-18 Recap |
This is the Dave I know
Dave - Hurley sees an old friend from the asylum; clearly, he's hallucinating -- and as we examine his relationship with Dave back in the institution, it becomes clear pretty quickly that he was hallucinating then too. He might have been too busy hallucinating to notice that Libby was in the institution with him. Or maybe this is ALL IN HIS HEAD. |
2006.04.05 2006.04.11 |
B- |
Daniel |
| 2-17 Recap |
During the Locke-down, John needs a little Gale force
Lockdown - Locke gets sealed up in the hatch with Henry and catches a little glimpse of an island map, visible only under black light. Sayid's found Henry's grave, only by "Henry's grave," I mean that a guy named Henry didn't DIG the grave; a guy named Henry is IN the grave. |
2006.03.29 2006.04.04 |
B- |
Daniel |
| 2-16 Recap |
All change, she's having a baby
The Whole Truth - Sun takes a pregnancy test. It's positive. Which is possibly negative. Because she's positive that Jin's ability to father children is negative. And this episode finally answers the question: Is Henry an Other? Or, at least, it asks it for maybe the last time? Oh, who are we kidding. |
2006.03.22 2006.03.28 |
C+ |
Daniel |
| 2-15 Recap |
Sisters are screwing it up for themselves
Maternity Leave - Claire, Rousseau, and Kate go running across the island in search of medicine for Aaron, the first baby ever to get sick. Meanwhile, Claire flashes back to when she was Ethan's captive and high all the time and prepared to give Aaron up. And Rousseau's supposed to be more good than crazy now, I guess, thanks to the female bonding going, like a movie that should probably have Shirley MacLaine and Winona Ryder in it or something. |
2006.03.01 2006.03.07 |
A- |
Daniel |
| 2-14 Recap |
In torture we trust
One of Them - For anyone who thought it was weird that a soldier in Saddam Hussein's Republican Guard somehow acquired torturing skills, this episode addresses that burning question: it was the U.S. Army who gave them to him. Naturally. Sayid puts his American know-how to the test against a suspected Other, captured by Rousseau. |
2006.02.15 2006.02.21 |
B- |
Daniel |