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Undercover - Olivia goes undercover in a women's prison to smoke out a guard who's raping inmates. Fin goes undercover too. So does Elliot! Cragen's the same old crab, though.

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Inconceivable

Inconceivable - The chief of detectives personally wants Olivia and Elliot to solve a case involving kidnapped embryos. Because he's just that sadistic.

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Unorthodox

Unorthodox - Tubey goes on trial when a young boy reenacts his favorite scenes from those nasty late-night cable shows with his younger classmates.

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Signature

Signature - Special FBI Agent Wooden Cooper helps out Olivia in a serial-killer case. She takes things way more personally than anyone in the Special Victims Unit.

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Streetwise

Streetwise - The head of a street family called the Phalanx keeps his "children" in line with murder. In his defense, murder is probably more effective than a "time out."

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Snitch

Snitch - One wife of a Nigerian polygamist is dead, possibly killed by a thug as a warning to a witness in a murder trial. Plus, a glimpse into Elliot's private life while on break from his marriage.

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Paternity

Paternity - A traffic accident threatens to claim Elliot's wife, partner, and unborn child. Hat trick!

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Fight

Fight - A young man confesses to a murder to protect his younger brother, but they're both being set up. And how's this for a trio of guest stars? Ice-T's wife Coco, an actual Ultimate Fighter, and Steve Earle.

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Blinded

Blinded - A children's author kidnaps girls and rapes them. But he's crazy. So he won't be put to death in Louisiana, really? Well, not if Casey does her job. Or throws the case. Whichever works.

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Svengali

Svengali - A copycat seems to be emulating a jailed serial killer, who seems to have a whole lot of disturbed followers. Is he orchestrating things from behind bars? Well, duh.

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Harm

Harm - Steven Weber and Elizabeth McGovern guest star in an episode in which the detectives go after a doctor whose interrogation techniques may be responsible for the death of an Iraqi. Or many of them.

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Savant

Savant - Elliot Stabler matches wits with Aidan Quinn in a smoldering-gaze-off. Quinn's got a daughter with some kind of syndrome that at first proves detrimental to solving a case of rape and attempted murder, but then is eventually key to the whole thing! Good thing Munch knows how to read a pamphlet.

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Impulsive

Impulsive - Melissa Joan Hart guest-stars as a teacher accused of rape by her student in an episode that twists and turns every which day, with no ridiculous plotline left unturned.

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Avatar

Avatar - A rapist kidnaps a woman after falling for her online persona, who reminds him of his first kidnap victim twenty-five years ago. But it ain't the same. He's just lucky the 14-year-old avatar didn't turn out to actually be a 50-year-old closeted plumber from the Bronx.

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Alternate

Alternate - Cynthia Nixon guest-stars as a woman with multiple personalities who may or may not have killed her baby. Dissociative identity disorder is usually caused by child abuse, or may also be triggered by spending all your time listening to Carrie, Samantha, and Charlotte prattle on.

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Slaves

Slaves - Yakov has a fruit stand on Lexington and Seventy-eighth, and two kids stole from him, so he started cursing at them in his native language, Romanian.

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Nocturne

Nocturne - It's just another child-molestation plot on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Oh yeah, and happy Mother's Day weekend!

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Remorse

Remorse - Krieger is in his tighty-whities, hunched over the toilet, praying to the Porcelain God with every fiber of his being. Benson calls his name, and he looks up, startled, and asks what she wants. She tells him he's under arrest for rape.

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Contact

Contact - Hooded Sweatshirt Guy gets off her and shoves his way out through the doors. Nicole slumps to the floor of the train in shock. People suck.

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Chat Room

Chat Room - "The Yachtsman," apparently, is a guy in a yachtsman's cap. Maybe he's with the Village People?

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Misleader

Misleader - "Although inspired in part by a true incident, the following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event." Except for those RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES of the HILLSDALE COLLEGE CASE.

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The Third Guy

The Third Guy - We learn from the CSU guy that the perp ejaculated on her thigh and tied her up with her own support hose. Benson deduces that the perp came unprepared and the rape was an afterthought. Stabler is understandably disgusted and wonders, "How do you get those thoughts about someone who looks like your grandmother?"

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Entitled

Entitled - "Victim's name: Dean Woodruff!" "Age thirty-five, salesman for fitness equipment!" "Divorced once, has an ex-wife and two kids upstate!" "Shot in his own car between two and two-thirty AM!" "No eyewitnesses!" One at a time, people!

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Limitations

Limitations - Captain Desmond is punished; he leaves the room with my girlfriend ADA Abby Carmichael, and we have successfully set up White Guy in Suit as a hard-ass administrator.

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Bad Blood

Bad Blood - The victim is a young man named Seth Langdon, who lived in the building. "As far as we can tell, he lived alone," says the uniformed cop. We get a good look at Seth's head and see that "gay-bashing" is, unfortunately, not a metaphor here.

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Closure

Closure - As the operator asks what her emergency is, she turns so that we see her left cheekbone is all bruised and swollen. A little choked up, she answers, "I've just been raped." Well, in another universe her husband's the Deputy Mayor, so she should have no trouble here. Not.

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Stocks & Bondage

Stocks & Bondage - Benson enters the room and the M.E. guy tells her that the victim, Layla Briggs, hanged herself from her bed. Huh? Oh, right, it's a big ol' four post canopy job. Whatever.

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Stalked!

Stalked! - Stabler and Benson are on the scene. It turns out the murder/rape victim was an ADA named Karen Fitzgerald. "I know her -- I knew her -- she was my age," stammers Benson, who says they had drinks together a few times after court. "The case is all yours," says the cop at the scene. So's this episode.

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Uncivilized

Uncivilized - Apparently the body of an eight-year-old boy named Ryan Davies has been found. In case we weren't horrified enough, the crime scene is a public park.

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Wanderlust

Wanderlust - Stabler turns to see Benson talking to the former Mrs. Jill Taylor of Home Improvement. Luckily for us, no insufferable grunting husband or sons are with her.

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...Or Just Look Like One

...Or Just Look Like One - Behold the perps, the hookers, the child abductors: they who continually vex the Lawful and Orderly Universe. Look upon them! Alas.

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