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1-22 2000.05.19 |
Slaves Yakov has a fruit stand on Lexington and Seventy-eighth, and two kids stole from him, so he started cursing at them in his native language, Romanian. |
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Slaves
Slaves - Yakov has a fruit stand on Lexington and Seventy-eighth, and two kids stole from him, so he started cursing at them in his native language, Romanian. |
2000.05.19 2000.05.19 |
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Nocturne
Nocturne - It's just another child-molestation plot on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Oh yeah, and happy Mother's Day weekend! |
2000.05.12 2000.05.12 |
Wendola |
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Remorse
Remorse - Krieger is in his tighty-whities, hunched over the toilet, praying to the Porcelain God with every fiber of his being. Benson calls his name, and he looks up, startled, and asks what she wants. She tells him he's under arrest for rape. |
2000.05.05 2000.05.05 |
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Contract
Contract - Hooded Sweatshirt Guy gets off her and shoves his way out through the doors. Nicole slumps to the floor of the train in shock. People suck. |
2000.04.28 2000.04.28 |
Wendola |
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Chat Room
Chat Room - "The Yachtsman," apparently, is a guy in a yachtsman's cap. Maybe he's with the Village People? |
2000.04.14 2000.04.14 |
Wendola |
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Misleader
Misleader - "Although inspired in part by a true incident, the following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event." Except for those RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES of the HILLSDALE COLLEGE CASE. |
2000.03.31 2000.03.31 |
Wendola |
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The Third Guy
The Third Guy - We learn from the CSU guy that the perp ejaculated on her thigh and tied her up with her own support hose. Benson deduces that the perp came unprepared and the rape was an afterthought. Stabler is understandably disgusted and wonders, "How do you get those thoughts about someone who looks like your grandmother?" |
2000.02.25 2000.02.25 |
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Entitled
Entitled - "Victim's name: Dean Woodruff!" "Age thirty-five, salesman for fitness equipment!" "Divorced once, has an ex-wife and two kids upstate!" "Shot in his own car between two and two-thirty AM!" "No eyewitnesses!" One at a time, people! |
2000.02.18 2000.02.18 |
Wendola |
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Limitations
Limitations - Captain Desmond is punished; he leaves the room with my girlfriend ADA Abby Carmichael, and we have successfully set up White Guy in Suit as a hard-ass administrator. |
2000.02.11 2000.02.11 |
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Bad Blood
Bad Blood - The victim is a young man named Seth Langdon, who lived in the building. "As far as we can tell, he lived alone," says the uniformed cop. We get a good look at Seth's head and see that "gay-bashing" is, unfortunately, not a metaphor here. |
2000.01.14 2000.01.14 |
Wendola |
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Closure
Closure - As the operator asks what her emergency is, she turns so that we see her left cheekbone is all bruised and swollen. A little choked up, she answers, "I've just been raped." Well, in another universe her husband's the Deputy Mayor, so she should have no trouble here. Not. |
2000.01.07 2000.01.07 |
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Stock & Bondage
Stock & Bondage - Benson enters the room and the M.E. guy tells her that the victim, Layla Briggs, hanged herself from her bed. Huh? Oh, right, it's a big ol' four post canopy job. Whatever. |
1999.11.29 1999.11.29 |
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Stalked!
Stalked! - Stabler and Benson are on the scene. It turns out the murder/rape victim was an ADA named Karen Fitzgerald. "I know her -- I knew her -- she was my age," stammers Benson, who says they had drinks together a few times after court. "The case is all yours," says the cop at the scene. So's this episode. |
1999.11.22 1999.11.22 |
Wendola |
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Uncivilized
Uncivilized - Apparently the body of an eight-year-old boy named Ryan Davies has been found. In case we weren't horrified enough, the crime scene is a public park. |
1999.11.15 1999.11.15 |
Wendola |
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Wanderlust
Wanderlust - Stabler turns to see Benson talking to the former Mrs. Jill Taylor of Home Improvement. Luckily for us, no insufferable grunting husband or sons are with her. |
1999.10.18 1999.10.18 |
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Or Just Look Like One
Or Just Look Like One - Behold the perps, the hookers, the child abductors: they who continually vex the Lawful and Orderly Universe. Look upon them! Alas. |
1999.10.04 1999.10.04 |
Wendola |