Joe Millionaire
| 2-6 Recap |
Diamond Ring, AgainDiamond Ring, Again - David finally decides between Linda and Cat. |
2003.11.24
2003.11.30 |
F | Kim |
| 2-5 Recap |
Aquamarine Necklace And Diamond BraceletAquamarine Necklace And Diamond Bracelet - David eliminates Anique, then brings back Linda, and then eliminates Petra. |
2003.11.17
2003.11.22 |
F | Kim |
| 2-4 Recap |
Ruby And Diamond Necklaces, AgainRuby And Diamond Necklaces, Again - David goes on solo dates with six women in Florence, then eliminates two. Then he goes on solo dates with four women in Rome, and eliminates one. |
2003.11.10
2003.11.15 |
C- | Kim |
| 2-3 Recap |
Emerald Necklace, AgainEmerald Necklace, Again - David takes the women to a ranch to give them a taste of American culture. |
2003.11.03
2003.11.08 |
C- | Kim |
| 2-2 Recap |
Pearl and Sapphire Necklaces, AgainPearl and Sapphire Necklaces, Again - David Smith gets some one-on-one time with the women, and then narrows the field from fourteen to eleven to nine. |
2003.10.28
2003.10.30 |
C | Kim |
| 2-1 Recap |
Meet David SmithMeet David Smith - David Smith, a Texas rodeo cowboy, prepares to defraud fourteen European women. |
2003.10.20
2003.10.25 |
C+ | Kim |
| 1-9 Extra |
The AftermathThe Aftermath - This is what happened after Evan chose Zora. |
2003.02.24
2003.03.02 |
C | Kim |
| 1-8 Recap |
Secrets Of The Women Of Joe MillionaireSecrets Of The Women Of Joe Millionaire - Let's take a look at a bunch of floozies. |
2003.02.17
2003.02.23 |
A | Kim |
| 1-7 Recap |
Diamond RingDiamond Ring - Evan chooses Zora! And they get a million bucks to split. Plus, a lot of filler. |
2003.02.17
2003.02.19 |
B- | Kim |
| 1-6 Recap |
Filler NecklaceFiller Necklace - Filler, filler, filler! And then Evan's choice is revealed! Except totally not. |
2003.02.10
2003.02.13 |
F | Kim |
| 1-5 Recap |
Diamond NecklaceDiamond Necklace - Evan flies each girl to a location in southern France for an overnight date. |
2003.02.03
2003.02.04 |
B+ | Kim |
| 1-4 Recap |
Ruby NecklaceRuby Necklace - Back at the chateau, Evan goes on even more individual dates with the women. |
2003.01.27
2003.01.28 |
A+ | Kim |
| 1-3 Recap |
Emerald NecklaceEmerald Necklace - Evan goes on individual dates with the women, and Mojo wears a hat. |
2003.01.20
2003.01.23 |
B+ | Kim |
| 1-2 Recap |
Sapphire NecklaceSapphire Necklace - Evan goes on group dates with the women and then cuts seven more, leaving only five. |
2003.01.13
2003.01.16 |
A- | Kim |
| 1-1 Recap |
The Butler Did It!Pearl Necklace - If by "it" you mean "provide the only moments of sanity in this ridiculous show." |
2003.01.06
2003.01.09 |
A | Kim |