By Lady Lola
The morning, Sammi and Ronnie wake up together. Seriously? I guess she's working on the rule that it doesn't count if you've already been there. The other girls wake up and remember they've promised the boys they'd make family dinner. Snooki consults with a professional chef ex-boyfriend, and they decide on penne alla vodka. They get about two steps into the grocery store before Snooki gets distracted by a jar of pickles and loses the grocery list. Meanwhile, the guys eat a big lunch and anticipate what a mess the girls' attempt at cooking will be. This is the only time I will give them credit for wisdom or foresight. Write this shit down in the books.
Back at the house, JWOWW is in a particularly prickly mood when she arrives home from "shopping for four hours." What the Hell did they buy? Ain't nothin' in penne alla vodka that takes four hours of shopping. While they cook, Sammi is her usual bitchy self and offers little to no help with the cooking, even though -- according to JWOWW -- she was the one who first came up with the idea of the girls cooking. Regardless, they manage to prepare the food without any incident (unless you consider briefly setting the counter on fire an incident). Sammi makes a point in not eating any of JWOWW's food. Because she's a stupid bitch. I don't know how else to cushion that information at this point, y'all.
After dinner, JWOWW gets on the phone and bitches to her boyfriend Tom about what a hag Sammi is and how they're not friends anymore. Summary: JWOWW is a breath away from hitting a bitch.
The morning, Angelina and Sammi brave the torrential downpour to man the gelato shop. Because she has no other options, Sammi apologizes for treating Angelina badly earlier and tells Angelina that she considers her a friend now. Sammi interviews that she still holds a grudge against the other girls for not owning up to writing the note. Remember how all the guys said Sammi was stupid enough to find out everything Ronnie had done and still go back to him? Remember how that seemed harsh at the time? Now add to that befriending Angelina. Ummmm, yeah.
So naturally Angelina leverages this shit inasmuch as her puny brain allows. She starts with a general statement: "I want to tell you things, but I feel like I can't tell you things." Because Sammi's even punier brain is working overtime against common sense, she immediately puts every ounce of her trust (at least the trust she hasn't idiotically put in Ronnie) into Angelina. Angelina doesn't say anything directly, but she pretty clearly acknowledges that Snooki and JWOWW wrote the note, all the while explicitly denying that she wrote it. It's true, yet so dirty... And this is how household rivalries are born!
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