Jack & Jill The Barto And Ferret Show

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The Barto And Ferret Show

Starstruck - Interspecies romance takes a rocky turn with the

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I'll Take ManNOTtan

A Key Exchange - Randi Mayem Singer challenges us to a grudge match, including every known New York landmark in the background of this episode. But the joke's still on her, because even Derek Jeter and Patrick Ewing working together couldn't save this show.

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In The Name Of Art

Lovers And Other Strangers - Jack agrees to pose nude for Jill's photography assignment, Barto freaks out over a dead guy, Mr. Cunningham haunts the joint, and Jonathan gives Elispa's living arrangements the stink-eye.

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Take Another Little Piece Of My Heart, Now, Baby

The...Future - Elispa moves in with Jack and Audrey and acts as the most effective method of birth control for Jack and Jill. In a related story, the Ferret skirmishes with the issue of Pregnancy, Jill faces up to his future (or lack thereof) and Barto reveals his inner Iron John.

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Under Pressure

Under Pressure - Jack and Jill lie on a heap of moldy blankets on the roof. If the stars hate them as much as I do, they may be in for an asteroid shower.

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The Foul Nine Yards

Animal Planet, Part II - Jack and Jill go long, driving Tumbleweed to request reassignment to a

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Animal Planet, Part I

Animal Planet, Part I - Jack lists Jill's good qualities, which include good lips and major chemistry, but his cons are that he's jobless and wears hats. When did my mother get a job writing for third-tier TV shows?

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When You Wish Upon A Car

When You Wish Upon A Car - Please note that when diluting all the precepts of magical realism, make sure you start with a shot of a blandly handsome second-rate TV star and his enormous cleft chin.

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Bad Timing And Dirty Laundry

Bad Timing And Dirty Laundry - Jill scraps specificity for soul-smooching, hoisting Jack on the dryers for the PG-13 clinch we all saw on the previews. Jack helps him strip off her purple gauze shirt to reveal a dazzling white under-wire Wonderbra.

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To Be Perfectly Honest

To Be Perfectly Honest - Jack’s hair looks like she had sex with the Greek Navy.

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