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2-1 2001.07.03 |
Rockin' Robin The executive producer of GP gets honest about cancellation, future shows, and blowjobs. |
| Extra |
Rockin' Robin
Robin Schiff Interview - The executive producer of GP gets honest about cancellation, future shows, and blowjobs. |
2001.07.03 2001.07.03 |
D- |
Erin |
| 1-17 Recap |
It's a nice day for a white wedding
My Best Friend's Wedding - Unless you're Hunter and you're marrying Dweezil Zappa after knowing him for less time than it takes to say "Moon Unit." Dave gets a part on the show (for about ten minutes) that lets him stretch his acting wings AND lay a long wet one on Schmarce. Clueless exhibits his woody for the Barracuda's paid-in-full celeb bridesmaid, Elizabeth Berkley, only to toss her snide butt onto the side of the road when she gets all lippy with him. And, brace yourselves, Dave and Schmarce kinda sorta almost get together. Oh, except for that whole "get together" part. |
2001.02.18 2001.02.25 |
C+ |
Erin |
| 1-16 Recap |
Pinch-hitting for the pink team
Passion Fish - After many man-less months, Schmarce is willing to consider a little girl-on-girl action with celebrity guest star Sarah Michelle Gellar. Rob and Kevin further their symbiotic relationship when, every time Kevin opens his mouth, his words show up in Rob's scripts. Hairless manages to knock an old lady down with his car, and then skirts responsibility for it when she doesn't realize he's the one who hit her; his actions make Coco toss her hair and roll her eyeballs more than usual. |
2001.02.16 2001.02.18 |
A |
Erin |
| 1-15 Recap |
Jason who?
The Opposite of Sex - You mean Jason Priestley still works?Yes, folks, he does. And quite well, actually. Jason surprises us all as he directs this latest GP episode. Oh, and he also stars in it as himself. As a sex addict. Go figure. Hairless is caught with his pants down, literally, and has to attend "Sex Obsessives Anonymous" classes, along with Jason P. Johnny's brother invents a really cheesy Grosse Pointe pinball machine that has a ball shooting out of Becky's butt, which pleases the Barracuda none too much. And Schmarce's character Kim, still in a coma, gets her plug pulled. And not in the good way. |
2001.02.11 2001.02.16 |
A+ |
Erin |
| 1-14 Recap |
Love stinks
The End of the Affair - And so does Rob's bathroom. Kristin Davis makes an appearance as herself and as the object of Rob's bathroom fantasies. Too bad Kev just took a dump in there. Hunter gives Dave a sparkling new Porsche as payment for making him sleep with her. Too bad Dave just dumped her. Johnny has to somehow come up with a bucket of tears for an upcoming scene. Too bad he just...oh, forget it. |
2001.02.04 2001.02.11 |
A- |
Erin |
| 1-13 Recap |
Shalom means never having to say "I love you"
Secrets and Lies - Hunter and Dave's "relationship" continues past the initial post-coital phase. Schmarce discovers religion and a smoldering Jewish ICM agent. Hairless considers an age transplant when his Big Thirty looms. Coco berates Dickless for being brainless while Dickless just stares at her ass. |
2001.01.14 2001.01.21 |
A |
Erin |
| 1-12 Recap |
Mammaries...light the corners of my mind...
Barenaked In America - Courtney's bodacious ta-tas take center stage again after her ex sells pics to some insidious glossy. Quentin develops a fervent desire to climb her nipple-capped Grand Tetons. Dave, Marcy, and Hunter re-enact a popular scene from Three's Company, wherein there's some sort of "misunderstanding" that leads to "confusion" and "hilarity." Oh, and Dave and Hunter mack-daddy in Hunter's trailer, which prompts me to down three Xanax in an effort to soothe my troubled soul. |
2001.01.07 2001.01.13 |
B+ |
Erin |
| 1-11 Recap |
If you can't cut the mustard, at least cut the cheese
Star Wars - Hunter rips a royal one during a scene, Quentin makes a stink about it, and Hunter slaps him with a restraining order. Dave tries to get closer to Schmarce by nabbing a guest spot on GP. No chance. Schmarce tries to tarnish her nice-girl image by potentially bedding a panty-nabbing guest star. Courtney's big in Japan. Apparently, so are her tits. |
2000.12.17 2001.01.05 |
B+ |
Erin |
| 1-10 Recap |
Two angry women. Three tons of mud. Add water and stir.
Puppet Master - An uppity Brit guest director breaks in on the tenuous relationship between Hunter and Courtney. Hunter and Courtney go at it in a network-sanctioned chick fight. Let the fur fly! |
2000.11.26 2000.11.30 |
D- |
Erin |
| 1-9 Recap |
Boyfriends Come And Go, But Trophies Are Forever
Boys On The Side - Courtney's trophy-scion of a boyfriend makes an appearance in Hollywood and turns out to be a complete and utter asshole. Johnny finally meets his BIGGEST fan, who turns out to be a very short and very gay boy. Johnny begins the show by being his usual idiot-tron self and turns out to be not only human, but kind of sweet. Marcy turns out to be still stupidly attached to Johnny and completely clueless about Dave. Dave, meanwhile considers his future as Johnny's errand-boy and decides that being Hunter's errand-boy has its perks. |
2000.11.19 2000.11.25 |
D- |
Erin |
| 1-8 Recap |
It's Called A Vibrator, Honey. Look It Up.
Satisfaction - Hope's cleavage surrogate, an annoying woman named Shawn, joins the producing team and tries to steer the show in the direction of male nudity and female pleasure. In response, Rob shoves baked good after baked good into his big-mouthed-bass pie-hole. Tori2 ponders her future as a woman who's never acheived an O face. Dave gets a near-break when Shawn offers him a small role on the show. Dave then suffers from guest-star-us interruptus when the aforementioned Shawn gets the axe. Poor Dave. Here, just rest your spikey head upon my breasts... |
2000.11.12 2000.11.18 |
D- |
Erin |
| 1-7 Recap |
How Courtney Love Kept Her Hefty Bag On
Sleeping With The Enemy - Hunter and Tori2 teach Gwen a lesson about celebrity wardrobes. Hint: It's not Velcro or glue. |
2000.11.05 2000.11.06 |
D- |
Gwen |
| 1-6 Recap |
Hot For Teacher
Mommie Dearest - Quentin works closely with Hunter's mom and has to batten down his hatches. Courtney shows us her religious, violently competitive side. |
2000.10.27 2000.10.29 |
D- |
Gwen |
| 1-5 Recap |
Halloween
Halloween - Rob is telling the soon-to-be absent Hope that if Quentin doesn't mind being thrown headfirst into a locker, then he (Rob) doesn't mind seeing it. Guess Hairless is doing his own stunts for this shindig, eh? |
2000.10.20 2000.10.20 |
D- |
Erin |
| 1-4 Recap |
Devil In A Blue Dress
Devil In A Blue Dress - Wasn't "Laura" making it with "Stone" last week? The hell? One week she's the adorable West Virginian cousin, the next she's a slutty vixen, the next she's all dewy-eyed and pro-Becky? |
2000.10.13 2000.10.13 |
D- |
Erin |
| 1-3 Recap |
Prelude To A Kiss
Prelude To A Kiss - Johnny is actually being eloquent, something that I just KNOW he isn't on a regular basis. So, anyway, Johnny says to Tori2, "My heart is a house. And you are the living room. Because you are where I live." Wait. Did I just say "eloquent"? Pardon me. I meant "cheeze-whizzy." |
2000.10.06 2000.10.06 |
D- |
Erin |
| 1-2 Recap |
Thieves Like Us
Thieves Like Us - Hunter, true to form, quips, "Why doesn't he just ask her to play with herself? At least then she'd look more natural." Wheee. I can clearly see that Hunter's going to make this ep a bona fide winner. |
2000.09.29 2000.09.29 |
D- |
Erin |
| 1-1 Recap |
Pilot
Pilot - I'm digging that the WB puts up a warning that this show is recommended for their teen and adult audience. No. Really? |
2000.09.22 2000.09.22 |
D- |
Erin |