Gilmore Girls — Episode Guide

5-17
2005.03.08
How To Lose A Mom In Ten Days
Or, two words: "Shut" and "Up."


Ep. Title Air/Pub'l Author
5-17 Recap How To Lose A Mom In Ten Days
Pulp Friction - Or, two words: "Shut" and "Up."
2005.03.08
2005.03.13
Pamie
5-16 Recap Making Up And Making Love
So...Good Talk - Birds do it, bees do it -- even Rory's doing it these days. Lane realizes she won't as Luke and Lorelai realize they must.
2005.03.01
2005.03.06
Pamie
5-15 Recap Woo! Gilmore Girls! Woo!
Jews And Chinese Food - In order to appease a few haters, Pamie shares recapping duties with Gilmore Girls's biggest fan. Enter with caution.
2005.02.22
2005.02.25
Pamie
5-14 Recap Big Anal Creep
Say Something - TWoP's wearing blue ribbons. Come find out why.
2005.02.15
2005.02.21
Pamie
5-13 Recap Wedding Bell Blues
Wedding Bell Blues - Richard and Emily in marital bliss; Rory and Logan, locked in a kiss; Christopherdiddy, drunk as piss; Luke, does his best, but might as well miss; and Lorelai Gilmore, making a fist.
2005.02.08
2005.02.13
Al Lowe
5-12 Recap Control Your Woman
Come Home - Richard and Emily reconcile; Rory gets dissed.
2005.02.01
2005.02.07
Pamie
5-11 Recap Stars Hollow's First Annual Skank-Off
Women Of Questionable Morals - You'd think Rory'd be the clear winner, but CuteDean's disappeared from town, so...
2005.01.25
2005.01.31
Pamie
5-10 Recap They've Got the Boat; They Just Need the Shark
But Not As Cute As Pushkin - Rory tries to give a tour of Yale, but she keeps getting interrupted by the television show she's on. Lorelai ignores Luke's cry for No Takebacks.
2004.11.30
2004.12.06
Pamie
5-9 Recap The Blame Game
Emily Says Hello - Emily has to date because Lorelai told her to say hello. Lorelai has to see Christopher because Sherry left him. Rory has to yell at her dad because Lorelai doesn't have enough spine to make him go away. Lorelai has to lie to Rory because she already sort of lied to Luke. Gosh, if everybody would just realize how much damage they cause, people could go back to ruining everyone else's lives on purpose instead of because they have to.
2004.11.16
2004.11.22
Pamie
5-8 Recap Rory's A Material Girl
The Party's Over - Some boys kiss her, some boys hug her, some give her a car. If they don't give her lots of drama, she just walks away.
2004.11.09
2004.11.12
Pamie
5-7 Recap Being An Asshole Is Really Expensive
You Jump, I Jump, Jack - The Gilmores are incredibly rude to Luke as Rory goes into the woods to find out that rich tools are just Ren Faire people in tuxedos.
2004.11.02
2004.11.08
Pamie
5-6 Recap Mailer than Thou
Norman Mailer, I'm Pregnant! - If you were Norman Mailer and you were looking for a place to make one of your vanishingly rare television appearances, would you pick an episode in which you not only don't get to do anything interesting, but neither do most of the other characters? You wouldn't think so, would you?
2004.10.26
2004.11.01
M. Giant
5-5 Recap She Bop, He Bop a-We Bop
We Got Us A Pippi Virgin - I Bop, You Bop a-They Bop. Luke Bops, Dean Bops and Rory--- We hope this show gets better again soon!
2004.10.19
2004.10.22
Pamie
5-4 Recap Vote or Die
Tippecanoe and Taylor, Too - Jackson calls an end to the dicTaylorship.
2004.10.12
2004.10.16
Pamie
5-3 Recap Know When to Hold 'Em
Written in the Stars - Luke's holding an expired horoscope and a girl with intimacy issues, yet he's all in.
2004.10.05
2004.10.10
Pamie
5-2 Recap Smoke 'Em If You've Got 'Em
A Messenger, Nothing More - Everybody's waiting to see who's going to make the next move, in order to decide how they really feel.
2004.09.28
2004.10.04
Pamie
5-1 Recap The Safety Dance
Say Goodbye To Daisy Miller - At Miss Patty's, you can learn to do the Foxtrot, the Frug, or the Rory.
2004.09.21
2004.09.26
Pamie
4-22 Recap No Vacancy
Raincoats And Recipes - The fourth season ends with a bang. Literally.
2004.05.18
2004.05.24
Pamie
4-21 Recap Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peaceth
Last Week Fights, This Week Tights - Luke and Lorelai share a dance. MamaLane and Lane make up. Jess tries to make a better man out of himself, but only succeeds in ruining Rory's life once again.
2004.05.11
2004.05.14
Pamie
4-20 Recap Who Wrote the Book of Love?
Luke Can See Her Face - Some douche with a tape recorder, apparently.
2004.05.04
2004.05.10
Pamie
4-19 Recap We All Fall Down
Afterboom - Relationships are ending left and right in Stars Hollow this week.
2004.04.27
2004.05.01
Pamie
4-18 Recap Easter Eggs And Anvils
Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom! - You want townies? We've got your townies.
2004.04.20
2004.04.26
Pamie
4-17 Recap Girls Gone Mild
Girls In Bikinis, Boys Doin' The Twist - The least titillating girl-on-girl kiss in television history.
2004.04.13
2004.04.16
Pamie
4-16 Recap One Down, Two to Go
The Reigning Lorelai - Pamie totally stole that line from the forum.
2004.03.02
2004.03.06
Pamie
4-15 Recap Buy Me This!
Scene In A Mall - Lorelai and Rory learn that everyone has a price.
2004.02.24
2004.03.01
Pamie
4-14 Recap Math Is Hard
The Incredible Shrinking Lorelais - The girls learn that life isn't always a breeze.
2004.02.17
2004.02.23
Pamie
4-13 Recap Luke Gets Drunk
Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found The Gnostic Gospels - Guess who loves Rory.
2004.02.10
2004.02.13
Pamie
4-12 Recap Jess Fans, Unite!
A Family Matter - Stars Hollow's shortest punk snits his way back into your heart.
2004.02.03
2004.02.09
Pamie
4-11 Recap Bells And Whistles
In The Clamor And The Clangor - Don't make a move without telling Lorelai.
2004.01.27
2004.01.29
Pamie
4-10 Recap Lorelai Gets Laid
The Nanny And The Professor - So does Paris. But luckily both scenes happen off-camera.
2004.01.20
2004.01.22
Pamie
4-9 Recap Same Time Next Year
Ted Koppel's Big Night Out - Tradition's a bitch.
2003.11.18
2003.11.24
Pamie
4-8 Recap Rory Tries Recapping
Die, Jerk - Harder than it looks to be an asshole, isn't it?
2003.11.11
2003.11.13
Pamie
4-7 Recap Monet, Monet
The Festival of Living Art - Everybody's painty. Sookie's really pregnant.
2003.11.04
2003.11.10
Pamie
4-6 Recap Pomp And Circumstances
An Affair To Remember - Emily almost hires Lorelai and Sookie to cater her party for Richard and Digger. But Digger's got his eye on a different tart entirely.
2003.10.28
2003.11.03
Pamie
4-5 Recap Rory Bores People
The Fundamental Things Apply - What's more snooze-worthy than watching Casablanca? Going on a date with Rory.
2003.10.22
2003.10.25
Pamie
4-4 Recap CuteDean's Not A Virgin Anymore
Chicken or Beef? - Dean gets married. Taylor is annoying. Michel's back, with hair.
2003.10.14
2003.10.16
Pamie
4-3 Recap Parents Just Don't Understand!
The Hobbit, The Sofa, And Digger Stiles - Emily and Richard buy more stuff than an Oprah makeover for Rory's common room. Richard's been propositioned by the son of his enemy, who wants to ruin his father's life. Sookie screams at children and tries to make them eat brie. Lorelai does an "I told you so" dance when Rory's having problems, and then tells Rory how to live her life. Lane has to attend extra classes for wearing a bracelet. Fraulein's dropped out of college and Louisa's on a whore tour. That's because none of us ever got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz, kid.
2003.10.07
2003.10.11
Pamie
4-2 Recap But What About The Mattress?!
The Lorelais' First Day at Yale - Rory's gets stuck with Paris; Lorelai gets stuck on Luke. Er, no, we mean a mattress! She gets stuck on a mattress!
2003.09.30
2003.10.06
Pamie
4-1 Recap Stars Hollow Summer Vacation Essay
Ballroom & Biscotti - In the remaining minutes before her freshman year begins, Rory attempts to make everyone in Stars Hollow happy.
2003.09.23
2003.09.26
Pamie
3-22 Recap Rory Graduates
Those Are Strings, Pinocchio - Wrapping up Season Three with nary a plotline addressed.
2003.05.20
2003.05.23
Pamie
3-21 Recap And I Say: It's All Right
Here Comes the Son - Don't let Stars Hollow hit your ass on the way out, Jess.
2003.05.13
2003.05.16
Pamie
3-20 Recap Thank You, Boys
Say Goodnight, Gracie - Rory's totally gonna pull a Carrie on her prom now that both of her boys are unavailable.
2003.05.06
2003.05.09
Pamie
3-19 Recap "No! Jess! What About PROM?!"
Keg! Max! - T-minus three episodes until Jess is Tristan.
2003.04.29
2003.05.01
Pamie
3-18 Recap Happy Birthday, Baby!
Happy Birthday, Baby! - It's Lorelai's birthday, so it's all about her. More than usual.
2003.04.22
2003.04.29
Kim
3-17 Recap The Tell-Tale Episode
A Tale of Poes and Fire - Moving things along nicely, we find out where Rory's going to college, what's going to happen to the Inn, and how they're kicking Jess off the show.
2003.04.15
2003.04.19
Pamie
3-16 Recap Teen Sex Ruins Lives
The Big One - ...unless you're Lorelai. But Rory doesn't partake in the sins of the flesh, so she gets to go to Harvard. Poor Paris.
2003.02.25
2003.03.03
Pamie
3-15 Recap Poor Rory
Face-Off - For one second, the town's focus was on something other than Rory, so she had to go out and get it back on her.
2003.02.18
2003.02.21
Pamie
3-14 Recap Lucky Swan
Swan Song - Jess has a black eye, Dean has an alibi.
2003.02.11
2003.02.14
Pamie
3-13 Recap Flashback Scenes, Yea or Nay?
Dear Emily and Richard - Nay, nay, nay.
2003.02.04
2003.02.07
Pamie
3-12 Recap I'm Just a Girl. Someone Tell Me What To Think!
Lorelai Out of Water - The women of Stars Hollow take seven giant steps backwards.
2003.01.28
2003.01.30
Pamie
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