Previously on Get Real: Meghan got her navel pierced. Kenny was in love with Rebecca. Meghan didn't want to be Mary's "Mini-Me." Mitch lost his partner and was an asshole to his wife. Rebecca kept trying to get Kenny. Meghan dropped a bomb -- she's not going to college. Oh yeah, and say it with me: "Mary was pregnant with Meghan when she was her age."
We begin in the World's Largest Kitchen, where Meghan is applying some nasty Hot Fuchsia lipstick while looking into the toaster. Elizabeth looks on approvingly. Mary is on the phone ordering food for the meat-packers' convention. Mitch is on the ground, laying ant traps. Meghan helps us make sense of all this with her voice-over: "Dad's been a wreck. His best friend died, his business partner dumped him, and --" "When he's not playing Mr. Fix-It, he's a couch potato," Cameron finishes. "Totally zoned." He looks at us. "We've bonded," he says through a mouthful of food. I think the reason they use so many voice-overs in the show is because they constantly talk while they are eating. Never mind, Cameron is just so cute, you know? I know that when he looks into the camera to talk to us, he's really just talking to me. Just me. We are planning our children. The following dialogue comes straight from Ms. Modern Woman:
Elizabeth: Daring shade of lipstick.
Meghan: Oh, you wanna borrow it for your date with Dr. Wonderful?
Elizabeth: Thanks. But I think I'll stick with Little-Old-Lady Red.
Kenny enters and asks for a ride from Cameron. Cam blows him off. Kenny trips over Mitch on the ground and tells us that he's tired of his dad being around the house so much. Kenny is the only family member with a Canadian accent. Elizabeth sprints over to Mary, grabs her arm and whispers in her ear, "Talk to him." Mary and Mitch are alone in the kitchen.
It's time for the Get Real Script Quiz. How does Mary approach this long-overdue conversation with her husband?
(a) "Honey, I know times are hard, but I have a job that pays well, so everything is going to be okay."
(b) "Hey, this house is really big. Sure is expensive. Feel like making a paycheck?"
(c) "Mitch, honey, you haven't been to work all week. You wanna talk about this?"
If you picked (c) you've been paying attention. A Get Real woman must never be confrontational. Mary tells Mitch that when her father died she threw herself into her work and stayed busy to keep her from thinking bad things. Mitch says he's trying to keep them from having ants. Mary puts her hand on his knee and looks away as if to say, "Well, I've tried everything."
Cue skateboard music from episode two. Helmeted Cameron rips down a "No Skateboarding" sign from a pole in slow motion. He continues around the school skating in and out of crowds of cheerleaders. He rips down another sign. Meghan enters the school and passes another "No Skateboarding" sign. Geez, all these signs just for Cameron? Meghan says "hi" to someone to prove she does indeed know people (because it is important for this episode to prove early on that she's popular). She says "hi" to someone else. The kids in the hallway all stop and stare at her as she walks by. She stops and talks to some girl and some guy and says, "Hey! Hey! Um, guess what? After homecoming, Larry Wilks is having a thing at his beach house." "Are you still going?" Blonde Boy asks her. "Well, aren't we still going?" she responds, so I guess in the aftermath of her heartbreak of losing Soul Patch Boy and the death of her "best friend's" dad she went out and got a boyfriend and a homecoming date. Blonde Boy and Non-Descript Brunette Girl share a glance and Blonde Boy says to Meghan, "Well, I think we both know that is so not going to happen." He walks off. Some guy is staring at Meghan in a corner. Another extra leans in to get in the shot and stares. "Huh. Okay, and that was about?" Meghan asks Brunette Girl. "Uh..."she exhales. "I gotta get to class." I'm pointing out now the amount of exhaling that happens in this episode. Keep track. Meghan looks around and everyone in the hallway is giggling, holding hands, staring and occasionally shouting, "Are you serious?" People are staring while walking away. Some look serious. Meghan turns to us and asks, "Are you seeing this?" Uh, no, Meghan, I hadn't noticed. The subtle camera work of Get Real didn't quite hit me over the head repeatedly until concussion like it usually does.
Cameron's stunt double does a nice rail slide down a staircase. There are six "No Skateboarding" signs up in a row. Subtle. Cameron grabs one sign and rips it while making a mighty yawp (while standing to another sign). He's interrupted by Dr. Sedgwick, the Vice-Principal who said that Cameron is dumb because he's into "extreme sports" in the "Why Can't Cameron Count?" episode. I do want to mention that although Cam always has his helmet on, it is never fastened. Dr. Sedgwick takes the sign from him and says, "This is vandalism, you know." Cam tells her it's a protest as a thirty-five-year-old student walks by. Dr. Sedgwick mentions detention. Cameron flirts with her by saying "You are so, so out to get me." She exhales: "Oh. You think this is personal?" Cameron jumps in his Way-Back Machine and retorts, "Duh!" She tells him that his file was part of her orientation packet. Bill says, "Not even." "Even," says Ted. He exhales. She gives him detention. He exhales again. She takes his skateboard. The female extra walking by thinks that the director just yelled "cut" freezes, realizes she's still on screen, and then jerks forward and walks off screen.
Meanwhile by "No Skateboarding" Sign #16, Meghan walks past Kenny. She think-talks: "I'm being totally ignored." I'm not sure why she thinks that, since everyone is still staring at her. And I mean everyone. The entire school is made up of people of the same age and apparently all have nothing better to do than stare as Meghan walks around. They have no classes, they do not need anything from their lockers, and they never want to talk to each other. This is because, as you may remember, the Green family is the center of the universe. Meghan runs up to Brunette Girl and gives her a name: "Holly, um, okay, spill it." "It's all over school," Holly exhales. "And what's 'all over school' would be?" the Passive-Tense-Just-Like-Kevin-Williamson Script Writer churns out. "The reason you're not going to college," Holly says; "You're pregnant," she says quite loudly, and now people fifty feet away are staring at Meghan not because they heard Holly, but rather because that's the direction they were given. Holly walks off as three other extras walk up to Meghan and stare. Meghan's Hot Fuchsia mouth opens in utter disbelief. Fade to white and cue opening theme.
Fade in to Rebecca walking in slow motion with a piece of fabric sticking up from her cleavage. Kenny voice-overs his love for her and her interest in him. "Hey," he says to us, "I'm as surprised as you are. But I've got to bring it to the level. If you don't go physical early on, you'll be sentenced to a friendship without the possibility of sex," he says in one breath. Cue thirty-year-old boys in school checking Rebecca out. "And if I don't move soon, bachelors number two through twenty will."
Cut to hallway shot. Some girl grabs another by the arm and pushes her out of the way fiercely, as if to say, "Don't go near Meghan, you'll catch pregnancy." Meghan tucks her hair behind her ear to show she's uncomfortable. She's on a dolly, and she moves through the school as if floating while more people stare. One guy walks in front and rubs his chin while shaking his head: "Damn," he remarks, like a Backstreet Boy. A girl turns the corner. It's Meghan. But she's nine months pregnant. Non-Pregnant Meghan is shocked. Color fades to over-exposed film as Pregnant Meghan shakes her head in shame. The school kid extras don't know which Meghan they are supposed to look at because the director hasn't told them where Pregnant Meghan is going to be superimposed. Pregnant Meghan walks to the hall door, turns around and touches her tummy. Non-Pregnant Meghan turns around as the color comes back and touches her tummy as well. EVERYONE IS STARING. EVERYONE IS STARING. EVERYONE IS STARING AT MEGHAN. She tucks her hair behind her ear to show us she got caught in a dream and walks on with her books over her chest. Lo-jacked Kenny approaches her. "Hey, sis," he says, obviously the only person in the entire school unaware of her pregnancy. Meghan walks on and Kenny walks over to Rebecca. They give each other dap and he keeps walking as he explains to us that it's been five weeks of extremely platonic joy and if he has to go another week he'll go blind.
Pamie: Did he just say he'd go blind?
Pamie's boyfriend Eric: Yeah, it's an old expression about jerking off.
Pamie: I know what it means! I just thought he was fourteen, and this was a family show.
Eric: Fifteen.
Pamie: You've been paying attention.
Eric: Shut up.
Kenny decides to get advice from Cameron. He walks into Cam's detention room and sits down. Kenny offers to help Cam get his skateboard back. In another shot from Van Halen's glory days, the detention teacher is asleep with the word "silence" underlined on the chalkboard behind him. Kenny tells Cameron he can get the skateboard ban lifted. "And the, uh, what's-in-it-for-Kenny part would be?" Cameron asks, making this the third question in fifteen minutes asked in this fashion. Kenny asks for Cam's help in "getting Rebecca." Cam asks, "You mean the neighbor chick with the perky --" "Yeah, we're getting kinda close." "Really?" "That's so hard to believe?" Kenny asks as he delivers his best James Bond. "I guess we'd be like the Green Team," Cam says. "Yeah, it might be cool." "All right, don't get all clingy," Kenickie says. "All right," says Zuko. "Let's do it," says Cam. Kenny exhales. He raises his hand to give Cameron dap but is denied. He gets up to leave and the detention teacher yells at him to sit down. No one leaves detention. Meghan walks by the door because her magnetic force field was too great and she had to be near her brothers. She wears her confused hair. Kenny sits down in detention. Wah-wa-wa-waaaaaaah.
Meghan's hair is depressed. No one will talk to her. She walks over to Blonde Boy(friend) and says, "It's not true, you know; it's just a rumor." "Super-smart over-achiever decides suddenly not to go to college?" Blonde Boy(friend) makes into a question. "That makes sense." "Whoa, whoa, whoa -- what is [sic] with you?" Meghan asks. "Who are you?" I ask. "Everyone in school is getting off on calling me 'Daddy,'" he says. He puts on his best 'N Sync posture to deliver his final line: "If you expect me to put up with that kind of humiliation, I should have been getting a little somthin' in return." He does a hand chop on "somthin'" so we know he meant "sex." If this girl loses a boyfriend weekly because she won't give it up, how the hell can everyone think she's pregnant? "Great, so everyone's against me," she voice-overs as we see Cameron walk out of detention. "At least I still have my family." "I'm gonna be an uncle!" Cameron whoops down the hall. In a move from 1986's "Just Say No" campaign, Meghan grabs Cam by the shirt front, yanks him to her and says, "I'm not pregnant." No one in school cares because they are all too busy STARING. She's a big preggy-pregnant girl. Nah, nah, na, nah, nah.
Mary gets a phone call for Mitch. She finds him asleep on the couch. She holds the phone by her thigh so the caller can't hear her ask Mitch if he wants to take the call. Mitch takes it and we hear a beep as if she took it off "mute" somehow. Mitch and Mary both scratch their heads at the same time to show their frustration. Mary exhales. Mitch talks grown-up work talk that we aren't supposed to understand. Meanwhile in the feminist plot, Elizabeth is on a lunch date with the doctor. He's literally talking about bedside manner and how people are afraid of doctors, but she's not listening. She think-talks to us. She's fallen for him, but she doesn't want to. He asks if he's boring her. She says no. The waiter comes by. "Dessert," he says. "I'm the only African-American man ever allowed on Get Real. How may I serve you?" He asks if the wife or the husband would like anything and Elizabeth snips that they aren't married. She sits with her chin in her hands so the light hits her diamond ring just right and we are all BLINDED BY THE POINT. The waiter walks off to collect his AFTRA wages. She says something about people that age not being used to people their age dating. He says maybe it's because she's wearing her ring. He looks at the dessert menu and actually says, "Soufflé or not soufflé. That is the question."
Cameron has a dream montage where he takes the skateboard out of Dr. Sedgwick's office. She gives him the board in real life and tells him to use his powers "for good, not evil."
The doctor looks forlorn. He gets a page and says he has to go. Elizabeth leans in for a kiss and he pecks her on the forehead. Doh!
Back in the school hallway -- and I guess it's the day, since we went through detention, but I really can't tell -- Kenny tells Cameron he needs to start a skateboarding club at school. Cam says clubs are "wuss-heavy." "It's your only shot," Kenny says. Cameron exhales. "Download." This is not a teen catch-phrase! Okay, got that out of my system. Moving on. Kenny goes on about other ways to beat the system by using the system. He tells him to get a petition. Cameron asks if they can all be girls. Kenny says that's fine and congratulates himself on choosing the right person on helping him get Rebecca. The last thing they'll need is the approval of the student council. Kenny then asks for advice on Rebecca. "How far have you gotten?" "Virtual or actual?" Kenny actually asks. "Actual." "We have lunch a lot." Cameron tells Kenny to lay low and ignore her. Become a "mystery man." He tells him to not be Kenny, but more like Cameron, and since they are brothers, it might work. "Brothers," Kenny says, "I hadn't thought of that." Cameron gives him a look like, "That's because I'm a skater blonde from California, and you are a pasty geek with a Canadian accent." Some girl asks Meghan if her boobs hurt. Meghan rolls her eyes and says she's not pregnant. She goes home and flops on her bed and Kenny walks in and asks, "You're pregnant?"
Time must have passed during the commercial because Kenny was at school, then was at home with Meghan and is now back at school and sees Rebecca. But she's wearing the same dress she was wearing the last time we saw her. He ignores her request to walk her to class and tells her he "has to think." Rebecca walks off with some other boy. Mary is surrounded in flowers, presumably for the meat-packers' convention. Meghan walks in, so somewhere there is school going on, but she's not there. Mary asks Meghan if she likes the baby's breath. Meghan tells her that's, "so funny," like, not. Mary asks Mitch to go out and buy some nutcrackers for her. He tells her he knows she loves her job because she's so good at it. He leaves. Elizabeth walks in and exhales. She complains about the kiss on her forehead. She exhales, exhales, worries about the ring. Mary tells her not to take off the ring unless she's ready, and if the doctor doesn't understand that, then he's not worth it. "Oh, you hate all my boyfriends," Elizabeth scoffs.
Meghan is now at school. She sits while the school moves around her and she has this epiphany: "A rumor is a powerful thing." Wow. She looks at us and talks while everyone is still sped up. Because she's not good at synching her mouth in a slower pace she looks robotic when she says, "It can define your life." I can tell the director took one look at the finished product and said, "I don't care that it looks like shit. It took us six hours to film that line. Keep it in." Meghan introduces us to the other girl who isn't moving -- Jodie Garrow. Rumor has it she had a three-way with some football boys her freshman year. Meghan freaks out when Jodie starts walking over to her and think-talks, "Oh, good. She's probably coming over to pass me the class slut baton." Bitch. Beggars can't be choosers. Jodie offers a smoke and Meghan treats her like an asshole. "Breathing for two, huh?" Jodie asks, and Meghan says, "I'm not pregnant." "Rumors are a bitch," Jodie says, and I wish she'll say, "And so are you." But she doesn't. She busts Meghan for spreading the rumor about her three-way. Meghan has the stupidity to say, "It's not true?" "No," Jodie laughs, and then shares more than Meghan ever deserved. "I lost my virginity to Mark Fitzpatrick in the back of his dad's Oldsmobile. Bobby Young was passed out up front. Okay, yeah, not very romantic, but I hardly think it's what the French had in mind when they coined the term." "Oh, my God, you must hate everybody in this school," Meghan says with an eye roll. "Most. But bright side was, you know, you find out who your friends are." The bell rings and Jodie asks if Meghan wants to cut class. She thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, I'm there."
Meanwhile, in the boring Mitch plot, he's standing in the middle of the street not getting hit by a car despite my most feverish wishes. He's staring at a building. It's for sale. Cue five-note Get Real jingle in guitar. They tried to mask it, but I heard it. Kenny is in the library on his Ibook surfing the web without a phone line going into his machine. I still don't have my Ibook. If this means he not only has an Ibook but also the Airport, I hate Kenny Green. He's looking at a website on "How to Get the Girl" with pointers on "What to Do," "What to Say," "Where to Go," "How to Dress," and "How to Kiss." He makes the girl on the front page dance back and forth. Cameron enters with his petition names and some of them have phone numbers and sex offers. Cam tells Kenny to trust him, he'll get Rebecca. Cameron then leans into the monitor Kenny's been reading and acts like he's the one that pulled up the URL: "So, check this out. Dude." But his mouth doesn't match the words.
It doesn't matter because we are now in the girl's restroom hanging with Jodie and Meghan. Jodie asks Meghan how she likes "seeing how the other ninety percent lives [sic]." Meghan offers this Hallmark retort: "You know what? There's another ninety percent from wherever you look." Jodie moves her cigarette around but doesn't smoke it as she tells Meghan that everyone is happy she's pregnant -- "I'm not," Meghan has to interrupt -- because she's so popular and good in school. "You're the girl that mothers point at and say, 'Be like her.'" Meghan lowers her head and says, "Well, they should just be themselves." Oh, Meghan, sometimes it's hard to be so damn popular. "Yeah, easy to say when you're smart, pretty and popular," says Jodie, flicking her cigarette around. "Hey," Meghan says, "I got edge, okay? I pierced my navel." Bra-fucking-vo. "I slept with the water polo team," Jodie smiles. "That's the rumor, anyway." Meghan's hair is conflicted. A girl runs into the restroom and pukes. "Hey, Meg, you alright?" Jodie asks. Meghan looks ashamed. The girl runs off. Oh, Molière would be so proud. Meghan O' Donnell is preggers, not Meghan Green! How delicious! Meghan isn't pleased, because she just learned who her "real friends" are. Fade to commercial.
Mitch takes Mary into the old building and asks her to "look at what it could be." Mary freaks out that Mitch is going to change careers. Mitch wants to build, and not be a middleman anymore. Mary is petrified. You can see her huge house crumble in her eyes. The five-note Get Real jingle starts with organ playing in the background. Mitch wants to change his life. Mary gives him a big "But" and doesn't support him. They drive home in silence. Mtich watches his building get smaller in his rearview mirror and they still don't have a car wreck. Elizabeth makes sure she's going to have the house to herself the night for her hot dinner date with the doctor. She offers breakfast to Meghan who turns it down. "Any sign of weight gain is a victory for them," she says, channelling Seventeen. Mary looks confused, since Meghan hasn't told her, but she doesn't bother to ask, as she is so concerned with running Mitch's life she doesn't have time for more problems. Kenny and Cameron are arguing. Cameron needs Kenny to write his speech for the student council. Cam talks about how skateboarding makes you feel manly when you're scared as we watch Mitch shave and get ready for work. He kisses Mary and leaves. "He's miserable," she says to Elizabeth. Elizabeth tells Mary to do as she always does and "Be there for him." Don't get in the way, just listen and be a good wife.
Real Pregnant Meghan and Non-Pregnant Meghan confront in the school hallway. Non-Pregnant Meghan wants Pregnant Meghan to come clean and tell everyone she's pregnant. She says she can't. She's not like Non Pregnant Meghan. "You're popular," she says, to the surprise of everyone. Meghan Green is the first popular person to never have a single friend. Non-Pregnant Meghan tucks her hair behind her ear to show she's pissed. She does an eye roll for good measure and then has the audacity to say, "Um, okay, wait a minute, just, just, so I'm getting this right. I'm supposed to keep your secret and suffer all this crap just because I'm popular?" "YES!" I scream at the screen, "Yes, you heartless bitch!" Non-Pregnant Meghan keeps her long sleeves in the palms of her hands in that 1996 Popular Teen way. Pregnant Meghan exhales, exhales, exhales and tells her to forget it. One day she'll laugh about it while Pregnant Meghan has a kid. Mitch is forlorn and stares at his building from his car. He's stopping traffic, but no one seems to mind, as the Center of the Universe has other things on his mind besides driving. He goes home and draws sketches of the building. Sketch. Sketch. Mitch must sketch. Coffee shop. Restaurant. Sketch. Sketch. Exhale.
Cut to Cameron exhaling. Kenny gives him the speech. Cam tells Kenny to show how smart he is to Rebecca. He says girls like extremes and if he shows her he's the smartest and she starts thinking about "this organ," she'll start getting curious about "the important one."
Rebecca is playing her cello on a fully lit stage wearing the same dress. She says hi to Kenny and asks if he wants to watch her practice. He starts covering her in cello speak as she corrects his pronunciations every once in a while. She says he's adorable and he freaks out about being compared to a "neutered puppy." Rebecca begins playing the cello number from episode two that uses a drum machine and two other cellos. I guess the techie running the stage lights in the empty auditorium is also on sound.
Mary finds a crumpled sketch on the living room floor. Cut to Meghan (not at school) sitting in her enormous bay window. Elizabeth comes in to discuss the doctor cancelling their dinner date. Elizabeth says he's pulling away from her. Meghan rolls her eyes and says, "Can I just be a guy for this and say, um, your ring. It's like, a total stop sign." As Meghan speaks her face starts to look all android-like and for a second she looks just like Lara Croft. Elizabeth says she's worn that ring for forty years and she isn't going to take it off for some guy. Meghan's like, "Your loss, Gramma." She tells her to stop thinking of herself as a widow and starting thinking of herself as a single woman. She picks up something big and green and holds it by her head.
Pamie: Is that?
Eric: What is...?
Pamie: A cucumber?
Eric: A dildo?
The green thing comes into frame as Meghan hands it to Elizabeth. It's a phone.
Pamie and Eric: Oh.
Elizabeth exhales, exhales, exhales.
I'll spare you the part -- here's the summary: the student council is made up of people Cameron dumped. He starts the speech but they don't care. In true Footloose style he throws the cards aside and says, "I just want to skate!" Those quotes are there because he really did say that line. He asks the ballerina how she'd feel if someone told her she couldn't dance. What if the archer was banned from...arching? I want to mention to Cameron that the ballerina and the archer never accidentally hit someone in the shin with their flying boards when they miss their landings. He leaves, and Kenny pats him on the back. The student council shoots Cameron down. He goes up to Dr. Sedgwick and congratulates her on her happy moment. Cam tries to drive away and won't let Kenny in his car. Kenny says it's not his fault Cam slept with half of the student council and he's pissed because Cam's bad advice made him make Rebecca think he's just a cute blob. Cam tells Kenny to forget about Rebecca and find someone his own type. Kenny freaks out. Cam tells Kenny she's out of his league and drives off, leaving Kenny standing in painted skid marks. Commercial.
Cam's stunt double does an ollie and Cam tries to make up with Kenny. Cam tries to make up with Dr. Sedgwick and she tells him that since he was so passionate in his speech that if he stays out of detention he can break district policy and skate. Since he's the only skater at this school, it seems to me this was a big brouhaha for nothing. They throw in words like "totally" and "way." Cam gets his board back. She gives him a "he's so cute" smile.
Meanwhile, Meghan's "friends" are asking her what she's going to name the baby and if Jodie talked her into getting an abortion. Pregnant Meghan interrupts (must be in the name) and tells them to shut up. She's the pregnant one. She walks out of the teacherless class. Non-Pregnant Meghan follows and asks, "You okay?" "I don't have a clue, Meghan," Pregnant Meghan says. "God, give me a break, okay?" Non-Pregnant Meghan eye-rolls her way into America's heart. She tells Pregnant Meghan she knows what she's going through. Pregnant Meghan tells her she's not pregnant so she has no friggin' clue. Non-Pregnant Meghan's hair is confused. Non-Pregnant Meghan gets upset when she's called popular and says of course she'd like to be Pregnant Meghan's friend and offers her the permission to know the most beautiful person in the world. The only person in the world. The Center of the Universe. What a beautiful person. Pregnant Meghan walks off, and we know we'll never see her again.
Mary interrupts Mitch at work and takes him away to the building, which is rainy, dripping and filled with candles that don't burn out in the flooding. She realizes that she's a woman and a wife, and it's her duty to do whatever her husband wants and she'll do anything to make him like her.
Elizabeth gets ready for her date. She realizes that he's a woman without a husband, and therefore must sacrifice everything to get a man at any cost. She takes off her wedding ring and leaves it on the dresser.
Kenny is watching Rebecca give her ring fellatio. Because of the close-up on her tongue, we must watch it too. Kenny gets too aroused and realizes he must jump her now. He follows her around the library shelves and announces through some books, "I can't wait any longer, I just have to kiss you!" A boy leans down, "Meet me in the bathroom." Ba-dum-dum! "Hello, sailor!" Rebecca is behind Kenny. He tells her he wants to kiss her. She says, "So what's stopping you?" They closed-mouth kiss and Kenny makes a face like he's kissing a mule's ass. "Wow!" they both say afterward. "That took you long enough," she says. "Hey," she continues, "my parents are vacating weekend. Do you maybe want to come over and..." She leans in and whispers, "Do it?" They kiss again. Cameron, who is often found in the library studying, throws a book in the air in celebration. "I am the man!" Kenny shouts to the library as we cue the five-note Get Real jingle. Helmeted Cameron and Kenny make up. They dap. Cam offers Kenny a ride. "That could achieve coolness," Kenny mangles the English language to say. "Yo, Green!" some nameless, faceless voice shouts. Kenny and Cam both turn to look. They look back at each other. "I think we just had a Mentos moment," Cam says, which leaves me confused since there was no problem solved and neither of them seem to be a "Freshmaker." Kenny says he had a good day and the episode fades to white.
Tune in week to see if Elizabeth will compromise all of her morals and schedule a pap smear so that Doctor Feelgood will get some, and if Kenny will actually do it with the much-too-fast Rebecca. That is, if FOX decides to air the seventeen shows they picked up for the season.