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1-22 2000.06.28 |
No Forwarding Address? Get Real leaves you once and for all with this final episode. Don't worry, Meghan still makes sure the whole thing is all about her, even when people are in the hospital every other minute. She's got a speech to give, after all. This is important! |
| 1-22 Recap |
No Forwarding Address?
The Last Weekend - Get Real leaves you once and for all with this final episode. Don't worry, Meghan still makes sure the whole thing is all about her, even when people are in the hospital every other minute. She's got a speech to give, after all. This is important! |
2000.06.28 2000.06.28 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-21 Recap |
Testy, aren't we?
Tested - Everyone's taking tests in this episode. Some are real important tests, and some are really just a waste of time. If you thought the Greens were assholes before, you ain't seen nothin' yet. |
2000.06.14 2000.06.14 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-20 Recap |
Baby, bye, bye, bye
History Lessons - Last dance with Mary Green, one more time to feel the mean. Feel the warmth and witness pamie's mental breakdown. Love, warmth, and bitter bile inside. |
2000.04.12 2000.04.14 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-19 Recap |
Then I'll Huff, and I'll Puff...
Support System - How many Greens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You'd think that it'd be easier, since they're constantly screwing everyone. For some reason it takes an entire hour. It also takes an entire Green family to ruin an episode. |
2000.04.05 2000.04.10 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-18 Recap |
"Only I Touch My Daughter That Way, Buddy"
Guilt - Meghan gets fondled by a family friend and tries desperately to make it only her problem. The Greens, however, have a way to turn it all about their own individual problems and neuroses. Cam's first day back at school is filled with some special oral sessions with Slutgirl. Kenny is just there, which is more than you can say for Elizabeth. |
2000.03.29 2000.04.03 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-17 Recap |
The Distance
The Distance - They let Cam back in school because he's stupid and wet. Slutgirl is interested in Cam. Kenny tells Rebecca that he's dating Kimberly. |
2000.03.22 2000.03.22 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-16 Recap |
Saved
Saved - Cameron goes to alternative school for one day but he's a big baby about it. |
2000.03.15 2000.03.15 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-15 Recap |
Waiting
Waiting - Mary asks Cam not to screw up his life. Clay loves Meghan and so she gives it up for him. |
2000.03.08 2000.03.08 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-14 Recap |
Tough Love
Tough Love - Mitch complains that Cam's expulsion is like a vacation. The unemployed mom and the work-from-home dad are covered in fresh sex complaining that their son is taking things too easy? Mary tells Mitch that he can't stay mad at Cam forever. Mitch says it's getting "harder and harder" to find the good kid in Cameron. |
2000.02.02 2000.02.02 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-13 Recap |
Falling From Grace
Falling From Grace - Cam gets expelled. The Christmas card Mitch sent his mom gets returned. Clay's dad takes off. |
2000.01.26 2000.01.26 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-12 Recap |
Absolution
Absolution - "Take it easy? How can I take it easy?" Mary's neck cords demand. "My son is missing." |
2000.01.19 2000.01.19 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-11 Recap |
Choices
Choices - Meghan loves her best friend's boyfriend. He loves her, too. Mary is still pregnant, and she cancels out on MC Lyte. |
2000.01.12 2000.01.12 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-10 Recap |
Denial
Denial - Welcome to the Very Special Holiday Get Real. |
1999.12.22 1999.12.22 |
D- |
Pamie |
| Extra |
Send in the Clones
Send in the Clones - Who the Green kids are supposed to be, in what ways they are similar, and what went heinously wrong. |
1999.12.21 1999.12.21 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-9 Recap |
Crime and Punishment
Crime and Punishment - Meghan likes her girlfriend's boyfriend. Oh yeah, they kissed. Mitch has a pretty project engineer. Mary is preggers. Gosh, that's just like last week,isn't it? |
1999.12.15 1999.12.15 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-8 Recap |
Big Numbers
Big Numbers - Meghan likes her girlfriend's boyfriend. Cameron likes some girl with an evil dad (the Latino Bad Dad) who traps her in a tower. Mary is preggers. |
1999.11.10 1999.11.10 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-7 Recap |
Prey
Prey - Meghan's teacher is fooling around with Meghan's ex. Victor is upset that his dad is getting married. Mitch wants to restore a building and become Tony Soprano. Meghan makes her teacher resign. |
1999.11.03 1999.11.03 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-6 Recap |
Performance Anxiety
Performance Anxiety - Dan does some of Meghan's hair tucking. Then he ends up screwing her Lit teacher. Rebecca doesn't have time to wonder whether Kenny likes her, even if they aren't having sex. |
1999.10.27 1999.10.27 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-5 Recap |
Anatomy of a Rumor
Anatomy of a Rumor - Meghan finds out she's popular, and Kenny finds out Rebecca wants to do it. |
1999.10.20 1999.10.20 |
D- |
Pamie |
| Extra |
False Advertising
False Advertising - Those wacky guys on Madison Avenue are at it again. |
1999.10.18 1999.10.18 |
D- |
Glark |
| 1-4 Recap |
Stay
Stay - Meghan gets her navel pierced. She doesn't want to be Mary's "Mini-Me." Mitch loses his partner and is an asshole to his wife. Oh yeah, and say it with me: "Mary was pregnant with Meghan when she was her age." |
1999.09.29 1999.09.29 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-3 Recap |
Passages
Passages - Meghan gets dumped. Mary hugs Meghan. Rebecca is flattered Kenny is treating her like a sex object. Mary is riding Meghan about not going to college. |
1999.09.22 1999.09.22 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-2 Recap |
Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing - Meghan is dating a twenty-three-year-old. Kenny gets arrested for being a peeping tom. |
1999.09.15 1999.09.15 |
D- |
Pamie |
| 1-1 Recap |
Pilot
Pilot - How many different film and television ripoffs can we fit in one hour? Get Real takes on that challenge. |
1999.09.08 1999.09.08 |
D- |
Pamie |