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1-8 2001.01.19 |
The X-Files Rip-off Well, aren't they all, though? This is about a vampire that takes the form of a shadow, and lives inside people's shadows, until the full moon. |
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The X-Files Rip-off
Subject: Me And My Shadow - Well, aren't they all, though? This is about a vampire that takes the form of a shadow, and lives inside people's shadows, until the full moon. |
2001.01.19 2001.01.22 |
B |
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Dead Rap Stars
Subject: And Still I Rise - The Freakylinks gang tries to unravel the mystery behind the alleged death of a rap star named XT. Let's just say it involves a wax effigy. And a doom circle. |
2001.01.12 2001.01.15 |
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The Return
Subject: The Harbingers - Freakylinks returns after a few months off, and it's actually not terrible. Derek and the gang explore a mystery that Adam was investigating just before his death. |
2001.01.05 2001.01.07 |
B+ |
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Creepy Crawlers
Subject: Desert Squid! Myth or Legend? - Some cattle are being mutilated, and one wacko claims that the perpetrator is a giant Desert Squid. Is it all an elaborate hoax to bump up tourism for a tiny Texas town? Or is there some truth to the matter? Leave it to the Freakylinks gang to find out. While they're searching, they might want to scare up some ratings, since the show will likely not return to the airwaves. |
2000.11.03 2000.11.04 |
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Thunderwhat?
Subject: Coelacanth This! - Derek, Jason and Chloe stumble upon a sleepy Southern town with a sheriff who doesn't want any trouble. They get arrested and thrown into a prison for women that is really just a front for...oh wait, that's another show entirely. Um, there're bear attacks? And prehistoric creatures? And as always, cheesy dialogue and Ethan Embry's eyebrows. |
2000.10.27 2000.10.28 |
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Subway Series
Edith Keeler Must Die - In a timely episode, the Freakylinks gang takes to the tunnels beneath New York City. Looking for World Series tickets? No, they're investigating the possibility of alligators in the sewers. And Mole People. thing you know, they're going to be investigating this story that happened to my cousin's college roommate. See they went parking, and there was a radio report that a killer was on the loose, but instead of a hand, the killer had a hook... |
2000.10.20 2000.10.22 |
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Friday the Thirteenth
Subject: Three Thirteen - The Freakylinks gang is asked to investigate the case of a pregnant woman who may or may not be possessed by a demon. Or maybe she's just really cranky. Meanwhile, Lan gets a total makeover, Chloe resembles Kirsten Davis instead of Connie Selleca, and Ethan Embry looks like a deer caught in the headlights. |
2000.10.13 2000.10.17 |
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Revamped? More like ReCrapped
Pilot - News reports say that this pilot episode was revamped prior to airing to insert some levity to the proceedings. Gee, you can hardly tell at all. Except that the new scenes are completely obvious and pointless. |
2000.10.06 2000.10.08 |
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