Another One Bites The Dust

There's No Place Like Homo - Anna questions her ethics, PlasticMan looks at gory pictures, Warren gets an award, Riley and Shaggy have "nooners," O'Donnell performs a strip-tease, and Warren's father has an irritable bowel. Wow, and why did they cancel this show again? Oh, right -- because it SUCKED.

Keckler

Diff'rent Pokes

…And Then You Die - Now the Law don't bow to the bang of just one brief, and what might be right for you, may give a lot of gri-eef. A case is born, it's a case that's crap, then along come you -- and I oversleep my nap. But we've got hidd'n hopes, it takes hidd'n hopes, it takes hidd'n hopes to rule the world. Ev'ry lawyer's got a special way to nickel, ev'ry lawyer's got a way to dime. It don't matter that you got not a lot, so what, I'll have theirs, I'll have yours, and I'll have mine, and together I'll be prime. 'Cuz it takes hidd'n hopes to rule the world, yes, it does, it takes hidd'n hopes to rule the world. Mmmmm.

Keckler

Pride and Prejudice

The First Thing You Do… - Presume there's nothing more precious than a bunch of precocious preppie lawyers who prance, preen, and practice law. Primarily preoccupied with premarital sex, they pry into private lives, prep for prosecutions, and prognosticate prospective promotions.

Keckler