Previously onFelicity: Avery got shot, and Ben accompanied her in the ambulance; Ben received an expensive watch from Avery for saving her life; Felicity disliked Avery; Avery told Ben how much she was thinking about him. It's all Avery, Avery, Avery!
The show begins with a close-up on the Apple logo on Knoll's notebook computer. He and Felicity are sitting at the table in the loft while Sean cooks something on the stove. Knoll is reading the viewer feedback on Loser Pet Store. He laughs as he reads, "Loser Pet Store is right. This animated series gets worse every week." Felicity begs him to stop reading because it only confirms that they "have no talent." Knoll disagrees and says, "This guy hates it but he can't stop watching it, which really means that he loves it." Heh, unless he's getting paid to watch it, like say, all of the Mighty Big TV recappers. Nobody watches Charmed or Making the Band strictly because they love to hate it. They do it for the money, kids. Well, that, and the love and adoration of you, the readers. But mostly for the money. Sean exhorts Knoll to tell Felicity about a job offer he's received from a "Seattle-based internet firm." They want to meet with Knoll based on what they saw in the first five episodes of Loser Pet Store and in his portfolio at noelcrane.com. If he takes the job, that dot-com is sure to go mams up within a month -- if it hasn't before he evens has an interview. Knoll reports that Avery says "it rains less in Seattle than it does in New York." Is Avery getting her degree in meteorology? What the hell does she know about average rainfalls? Felicity greets this tidbit by letting her tongue loll out, as if she were about to vomit. Knoll says, "What?" Felicity asks him, "Are you really still hanging around with her?" Sean interjects, "Yeah, they are." Knoll tells him to shut up, and then tells Felicity he's about to meet up with Avery in an hour; he invites Felicity to come along. Felicity declines the offer, adding, "You know, you only like her because she looks like Ruby." Knoll replies, "No, no, she looks nothing like Ruby." Sean laughs. Meghan comes into the kitchen announcing that she has to go to the store to pick up tomato juice because "Chris is going to be here in a few hours...and that's the extent of my hosting." Felicity quizzically says, "Chris?" Meghan gives her the stink-eye. Sean rushes over to tell Felicity and Knoll that Chris is a filmmaker who "had a short at the Sundance Film Festival." Sean is going to show her a "rough cut of the Docuventary," ordering, "And you're all required to be there." Meghan sums it up as "pretty much the worst weekend ever."
Ben is sitting in a booth at Epstein Bar with a glass of beer and a book on the table. He looks up and sighs. Avery "I Will Survive" Swanson waltzes in at that moment and says, "Hey, struggling?" Ben admits that he is while she just plonks down across from him. Here's my study tip #1 for you, Ben: it's difficult to retain information when you're trying to remember it while drinking in a bar. She says Knoll told her that Ben wasn't having a good day. Ben is a little surprised that Knoll told her anything about him or his day and says, "Man, I wish that guy would just shut his mouth, sometimes." Ha! You and me both, brother. Avery reveals that she cheated on her freshman-year trig exam, and that she knows a guy who could get "last year's test" for Ben. He asks her, "Is that what you did?" She responds, "I didn't have a choice. You want me to call him?" Ben says he'd love her to call but refuses her help. She says she understands, and claims to have only suggested it because she thought he was "desperate." She gives him her cell number in case he changes his mind. He thanks her and she leaves. Avery reminds me of so many rich girls I knew in high school and university -- the kind that went out of their way to let you and everyone else know that they were rich, and who cheated constantly but never got caught because no one would have ever suspected that such nice girls would be so devoid of morals. What? Me, bitter? Nah. I have faith in cosmic retribution. One of the girls I knew got married very young to an NHL hockey player. His career never amounted to much and I think he tanked pretty young.
At the girls' apartment, the gang readies the place for the Docuventary viewing. Sean is on edge and Meghan isn't at all enthusiastic. Ben tells Knoll to quit discussing his life with Avery. Knoll says that Avery asked about him and he snipes, "This may come as a shock to you, but I do have other things to talk about besides you." Ben tells him never to discuss his grades again. Richard dives into all of the snack foods while Sean complains that he's not helping set up. Richard snarks, "Hey man, it's a party. I'm not here to work. I'm here for the ladies. There are gong to be ladies here, aren't there? Not just the same old core group, because that could limit my options." Meghan deadpans, "From what, zero to zero?" Richard asks how they know Chris. Meghan says she's an old friend. Sean explains, "Meghan grew up with her brother." Meghan angrily clarifies that she grew up with Chris's sister and complains that Sean never listens to her. Richard asks, "Is she cute?" Chris appears and replies, "Not really." Meghan hugs her and Richard comments, "You're very wrong about yourself." Sean murmurs to Richard, "She's engaged." Richard says, "For now. Give me time." As Meghan and Chris establish that it's been four years since they've last seen each other, Felicity and Knoll appear in the background. Meghan introduces them and describes Sean as "this hovering slob" who is her boyfriend. Sean immediately starts over-anxiously babbling about wanting to meet her since they're both filmmakers. Chris is unaware that Sean is a filmmaker, and he freaks out on Meghan because he thought Chris knew. Meghan tells him to calm down and promises that they'll "watch the movie later." Felicity offers her congratulations on Chris's engagement. Between stuffing handfuls of popcorn into this yap, Knoll says, "So, you knew Meghan, uh, pre-Goth." Chris answers, "I knew Meghan pre a lot of things." Sean interrupts with more excited gibberish about Sundance. Meghan tells him to chill since Chris has just arrived. Chris asks to use the bathroom, and Sean tells her to hurry because everything is ready. Richard comments, "She's pretty into me." How can someone have his head so far up his ass that he's completely unaware of what's going on around him? (I'm talking about Richard this time, but it could also apply to Knoll and even Sean in this case.) Felicity asks Knoll to talk to Elena since he "lived with her for a year." Why bring that up? Did the writers think we'd forgotten about their huge apartment with the bad wallpaper? Knoll wasn't even aware that she was in the apartment (see the head-up-ass comment above) and Felicity tells him that Elena is depressed about Tracy. Knoll looks befuddled, starts to walk away, and then turns back toward the kitchen. Felicity takes a drink to Ben who is in her bedroom studying with index cards. She says, "Chavez is playing at The Knitting Factory. It would be a great excuse not to watch Sean's movie; do you wanna go?" Ben thinks he'd be better off studying. She offers to bring some sketches in and keep him company. He tells her to go see the band. She decides to stay and tells him to let her know if he needs anything. My patented study tip #2: studying at home by yourself when your roommates are out is much more effective than studying in an apartment where a party is being held. Felicity kisses him and leaves.
In the kitchen, Richard tells Avery that he "was basically the creative force behind the Docuventary." Knoll warns her not to listen "to a word Richard says." As opposed to Knoll's usual scintillating discourse. Tell her about your Loser Pet Store hate mail! Richard gets up and laughs, "There's a comedian in the house," before slinking away. Felicity walks into the kitchen and Avery bleats, "Hi, Felicity!" Felicity says "hi'' back, but her tone of voice is exactly like mine when I have to be nice to people I hate. My insincere voice is much higher and thinner than my real voice. Knoll asks Felicity what's wrong with Ben. Um, hello, McFly?! Didn't Ben just ask you not to discuss his life, especially in front of Avery? Felicity brushes it off and says he's worried about his Poli Sci class, while Avery listens intently. Knoll notes that Ben is "a little stressed out -- or to use his favourite term, he's been a dick." It takes one to know one, Knoll. Obviously, he doesn't have anything other to talk about than Ben. Avery gets up and announces that she'll be "right back." When she's gone, Felicity looks at Knoll, rolls her eyes, and sneers. Knoll says, "What? We're just hanging out!" Yeah, well, maybe you could do it in your own apartment and not invite someone to a party when you know the host hates her. Instead of kicking Knoll's ass for his general Knollness, she asks him what Elena said. He confesses that he hasn't spoken to her yet. Felicity complains, and Knoll whines that he had to get Avery a drink. Felicity shakes her head and sighs, "Whatever." When he's out of the room she shakes her head again and smiles. "Whatever" indeed, Felicity.
Avery barges into Felicity's room to annoy Ben while he's trying to study. She asks, "How's it coming?" He shakes his head in response. She blathers that she wanted to check in on him. He thanks her for that, and they smile at each other before she leaves. Study tip #3: if you must study in an apartment in which a party is being held, close the damn door so that you won't constantly be interrupted.
Elena is collapsed on her bed, and says, "What is wrong with Tracy? I'm smart, right? Funny and nice?" Knoll confirms that she is correct. She wonders what it is about her that Tracy didn't like. Knoll blurts, "Your boobs." She gasps, "What?" Knoll says, "Oh, I'm kidding. C'mon and get your ass out of bed. Let's go, c'mon." Oh, how I wish that someone had told him that his problem was his dick when he was suffering from his existential crisis last week. I so hate Knoll. Elena looks at her chest and considers that Knoll might be right. Honey, it's Knoll. He's not now, nor is he ever right. Elena concludes that her "boobs are too small," which elicits a "dear God" from Knoll. God is dead, Knoll, or don't you remember any of the existential stuff you read, nimrod? Elena says that Rose has a large chest and Knoll asks, "Did she have big... [holds hand out in front of his own chest]?" She hits him and states, "See, that's all guys care about." He denies the charge, and advises that she's reading "too many of these magazines." She cries, "I'm going to prove to you that having a C cup would make all the difference in the world. It would change my life." He says, "When you and your boobs are ready to come be with all the normal people, we'll be in there." He gets up and leaves Elena to stare at her chest and push up her boobs. What is wrong with Felicity? Is she so distracted with Avery and Ben that she imagined that Knoll would be a good person to have talk to someone who is depressed?
In the living room, Knoll tells Felicity that Elena "will be out in a minute." Sean asks whether anyone knows where Meghan and Chris are, because he's "only showing this movie to a capacity crowd." Then he barks at Felicity, who is drawing something, "Hey, hey, hey, you're not going to sketch through the entire movie, are you?" Knoll calls to Avery, who is down the hall looking into a compact mirror, to come on. She calls back that she'll be right there. Ben comes out into the hall to ask Avery about calling the guy she knows who can get him copies of the test. She is more than happy to oblige.
Meghan and Chris are seated outside the apartment in the corridor beside the elevator. Chris comments that Sean seems like a nice guy. Meghan groans, "Wait'll you get to know him, he is such a pain in my ass." There's an image I didn't need. Pass the LSD, please. They both laugh, and Chris says how good it is to see her. Meghan asks Chris how she likes her new look, and Chris says, "I think the Goth works for you." Meghan says that they should get back in, because Sean will be freaking out. Chris asks her to wait, and wonders, "Do you ever think about that summer anymore?" Meghan says, "Uh, yeah, whenever I hear the Macarena, which is rare, so that's good." Chris states that she's serious, and Meghan admits that she does, sometimes. Chris reminisces that at the beginning of the summer Meghan was "just Becky's friend, but September there was no one [she] was closer to." Meghan says that she's happy for Chris and Gary. Chris thinks that she may have "idealized" their entire "relationship." Meghan denies that it was a relationship, and Chris asks her about "that last night." Meghan looks away and stammers, "It was..." Chris says, "It was amazing and we just never talked about it." Hmm, I guess that means they were doing the "forbidden dance" instead of the Macarena. Meghan reminds her that it was four years ago. Chris confesses that she was in love with Meghan then, and that she still may be. Meghan is speechless. There's a loud crack of thunder and all of the lights go out. Meghan and Chris hear yelling from inside the apartment.
Felicity wonders what happened, and Ben concludes that "the storm must have knocked out all the power." Felicity rounds up a candle and Knoll, with a phone in hand, reports that "according to Con Ed, most of downtown Manhattan is blacked out." Richard exclaims that they won't have to watch the movie, but Sean informs him that he has "eight hours' worth of batteries," and that they can still watch it. Felicity lights another candle and Meghan walks back into the apartment. Felicity thinks it's "kinda fun," and when Meghan doesn't do back-flips of joy, Felicity asks her if anything is wrong. Meghan replies, "No, not really,"walking past her.
Everyone is lighting more candles and walking around with flashlights. Knoll tells Avery about a "great place" from which they can see the stars, and offers to take her there. She patronises him with an "ah, that's sweet, but I'm okay here," complete with a pat on the cheek. She's making a call on her cellphone, and Knoll mutters that his backup plan was to stay there. She shushes him, and walks away. Richard flashes a light beam right in Knoll's eye and snarks, "She's like putty in your hands." Knoll orders Richard to "shut [his] piehole." Sean rushes up to Knoll to find out if his laptop is "recharged." Knoll says it is, and Sean goes off saying, "Okay, great." Does Knoll take that thing everywhere? Ben has moved out of Felicity's room and has crashed on the sofa. Felicity says that she thought he was studying, and he points out that it's difficult to do so without electricity. Feh, I say. It can't be harder than studying in a bar. Ben says that he's feeling better about the exam, which pleases Felicity so much that she suggests they sneak away without seeing the movie. Sean hears her and lets her know that he's not pleased with that comment. Sean boots up Knoll's computer and refers to him as a saviour. The apartment has several thousand more white pillar candles burning than the average cathedral, so I guess I can see Sean's confusion. He says that it'll only take a few minutes to set things up, and cautions Chris that it's "only a rough cut."
However, Meghan and Chris have disappeared again. They're in another room lighting yet more candles while Chris pours her heart out. Even though she's about to be married, she can't help thinking about Meghan and what might have been. Meghan is trying to put her off when Sean discovers them and orders them into the living room.
In the kitchen, Knoll is making what he calls "an everything sandwich" -- that is, everything from the fridge. He tells Elena that he's doing the girls a favour by using up everything from the fridge that would spoil. Meanwhile, she's draping herself around the kitchen, trying to show off her new and improved chest. When he finally notices, he points at her chest and says, "What is that?" Elena wonders if it's "too much," and Knoll thinks it would be appropriate if she were "nursing triplets." He maintains that he was joking. Richard wanders in, looking for popcorn. Elena sticks her chest under his nose -- almost literally, given their height difference. He asks whether she's cut her hair, and when she says she hasn't, he comments that she looks "different." She asks if he means "good different or bad different." He says he means "good different," and walks out of the room. This provides the proof Elena thinks she needs, but Knoll doesn't think she should "base anything on Richard." He commands her to "unenhance" herself. She says she may get implants, and he says he doesn't want to see her anymore.
In the living room, everyone has gathered around Knoll's computer to watch the Docuventary. We get to see the part where Knoll tells the gang that he got married to Gnatalie. Sean explains to Chris that this is the "love and sex section." Felicity catches Avery gazing at Ben while he's watching the movie. Avery notices Felicity watching her, and snuggles up to Knoll. Sean murmurs to Chris that Meghan "hasn't stopped talking about [her] since she found out [she] was coming." Meghan gets annoyed and leaves the room. Sean continues to talk Chris's ear off as Felicity follows Meghan out.
Felicity finds Meghan in another room and whispers, "You never told Sean, did you?" Meghan predicts that Sean would "freak out" if he knew; furthermore, she doesn't know why she told Felicity, and guesses that she must have been drunk. Felicity confirms that Meghan was very drunk when she told her. Meghan explains that Chris wants to know if "there's anything left" between them. She doesn't answer when Felicity asks whether there is still anything between them. Meghan sighs that she was "impressionable" then, and that she's confused now, and has to pee. With that, she walks away.
Felicity gets up, grabs a candle, and goes looking for something in the hall closet. While she's there, she overhears Ben and Avery, just outside her bedroom door, discussing getting the tests, for which Avery insists on paying.
Back in the living room, everyone is engrossed in watching the Anti-Gnatalie Intervention play out in the Docuventary. Felicity comes in to drag Knoll away; he's watching impassively, as if the events of the movie had nothing to do with him. Once they're away from the group, she tells him that she heard Ben and Avery cheating. She has to clarify that she didn't mean "cheating, cheating" but cheating on a test. Then she's off on a rant about Ben's withholding information from her, but sharing it with Avery. Felicity says she can't believe that Knoll is dating Avery. Knoll denies that they're dating until Felicity says, "You hang out and you have sex -- that's called dating!" Knoll spies Avery walking toward them and he tells Felicity that he'll "handle it." Felicity makes herself scarce, and Knoll breaks it to Avery that he doesn't think "it's going to work" between them. Quite nonplussed, she says that she understands. He accuses her of using him to "get close to Ben." She whines, "That's a horrible thing to say," yet she doesn't deny it. Isn't it about time that they vote this particular survivor off the island?
As the showing of the Docuventary drones on, so does Sean. They're at the part in which he, Richard, and Meghan are choosing students to pose for the school calendar. Sean emphasizes that Meghan was responsible for picking out the guys, and that she "was too into it." Tracy appears on the screen and Richard and Sean squeal, "Mr. October!" Elena excuses herself and leaves. Sean whispers to Chris, "That was her ex." Chris says that she's going to go find Meghan. Sean offers to pause the movie, but she tells him to keep it running. Avery walks out of the movie and announces that she's leaving. Sean wonders if anyone can sit through the movie without leaving. Since when is it a movie? I thought it was slated to be a Real World rip-off TV series on the Independent Film Channel.
Chris and Meghan are in the bathroom smoking and recounting past good times they've had. Chris confesses that she was afraid that Meghan would laugh at her when she professed her undying love. Meghan says nothing, and Chris moves in to kiss her. They're interrupted by Sean, who sees what's about to happen and says, "Hello!" Meghan pushes past him in the doorway and asks, "Are you spying on me?" Sean asks Chris what's going on, and she leaves without answering.
Felicity and Ben go into her room to talk. She tells him that she knows about his plan to cheat on his exam. He declares that it's no big deal. She asks why, if that's the case, he didn't tell her. He claims that he was too embarrassed to discuss it with her. She wonders why he wasn't too embarrassed to talk to Avery about it. He gets angry and states that he isn't smart like Felicity is, and that he couldn't miss a whole semester of classes and then pass the exam with only two days of studying. He stomps out.
Ben runs into Avery on the street outside the building. He wonders what she's doing out there and she replies, all butter-wouldn't-meltly, "Waiting for you." Oh, come on. Ben, wake up! She's a stalker! He just looks at her goofily.
Inside the girls' apartment, Sean is pacing and giving Meghan the third degree about what happened -- or rather, what almost happened. She tries to defend herself by saying "it was four years ago." He thinks he "just walked in on the sequel." She says he's being ridiculous, but he thinks it's ridiculous that she never told him about it. Sean states that she'd be interested to know if he had ever spent a romantic night with a friend "who just happened to have a penis." Meghan doesn't think she'd want to know, though. Then she says that she knew that he'd overreact if he found out about her and Chris -- which, of course, he has, because he's now calling her "gay." He's inconsolable and babbling, so they do what they always do: break up.
Richard barges into Elena's room to discover her surfing the 'net on her iBook. She tells him to get out, but he exclaims, "Oh great, a connection to the outside world. Con Ed has a website and I can't watch anymore of the Docuventary." Elena is looking at "a website for women who want breast enlargements," which interests Richard so deeply and passionately that he plans to bookmark it for himself. Elena declares him "disgusting," just like he was earlier when he couldn't stop "checking [her] out." He says that she looked "healthier" before. She breaks it to him that she had stuffed her bra with tissue, and thanks him for proving her point "that all men are superficial pigs." Naturally, Richard is unfazed by this slam and wants to see more of the site. Hey Richard, pull back the corners of your mouth with your fingers and repeat after me: I was born on a pirate ship.
The Docuventary rolls on with Knoll/Llonk showing the gang his wedding photos, but no one is watching it. Knoll strolls into the living room and asks Felicity whether it seems "like a crazy night" to her. She tells him about Ben's leaving, and asks whether she was difficult to talk to when they were dating. He thinks she's the "easiest person in the world to talk to." In the understatement of the year, she points out that he and Ben are quite different people.
Meghan wanders out of the apartment, through various groups of people sitting in the hall, over to Chris, who is sitting on the stairs. Meghan reports that she just broke up with Sean. Chris wonders if that's "good" for Chris. Meghan explains that she and Sean constantly break up and make up, and that this time she can't wait to make up with him because she loves Sean -- and guys, for that matter. Chris deadpans, "There goes my pre-nuptial fling." Meghan questions whether Chris should be having "a pre-nuptial anything" and whether getting married is how she wants to spend her life.
At the loft, Avery lights some candles and sticks them into wine bottles. She and Ben are drinking beer from bottles and discussing the "victim impact statement" that she has to make the following day. Ben wonders what she's going to be asked. She says that if they want to know how her life has been affected, she'll tell them about her operation, rehab, missing school, and meeting Ben. He doesn't think they'll care about him, and she sidles up to him, mewling that he changed her life as she. He gives her another dopey smile.
Sean whines to Felicity and Knoll that it's been "a hell of a premiere." Knoll asks him whether the footage of an interview he recently did with Ben is accessible. Sean says "it's near the end." There's an end to the Docuventary? It's finished? Break out the champagne. Sean flops down beside Felicity on the sofa and asks her whether Meghan ever "came on" to her. Felicity assures him that nothing of the sort ever happened. Knoll finds the interview, which depicts Ben talking about how tough Felicity is on him, but that it's for his own good, and that he always ends up appreciating her. Felicity looks thoughtful; she smiles and thanks Knoll for showing it to her before leaving the room. Knoll asks Sean whether he's ever been to Seattle.
In Elena's room, Richard is still drooling over the breasts featured on the website. He tells her that she doesn't need implants. He says, "Look at you. These things [grabs her breasts] are perfect." She pushes him away and boots him in the head. He falls from the bed to the floor.
Avery and Ben are sitting together on the sofa, still swilling beer back at the loft. Kristin Lehman totally reveals her Toronto upbringing when her accent slips and she says that her "mum and dad" have a place in Southampton on the water. None of that American "maawm" pronunciation for her. Anyway, she invites him to Southampton. He says that it sounds great, but that he can't go. She asks, "Are you saying that because you don't want to, or because you have a girlfriend?" Ben loudly exhales and says nothing. Avery bleats, "I'm going to let you think about that while I go to the bathroom." As soon as she's out of the room, Felicity knocks on the door. Ben looks panicked -- especially when Avery walks back into the room. Felicity wonders "what's going on." Ben states that nothing is going on; he was just helping Avery with her victim statement. Avery announces that she's going to leave, gathering her stuff and striding through the door. Ben implores Felicity to believe that there was "nothing going on." Felicity laughs, "Omigod, I came here to apologize to you." Ben asserts he was only helping Avery with her statement. Felicity is skeptical, and points out that they were sitting alone in the dark. He reminds her that there's a blackout. She demands to know what is going on and accuses them of having a "thing." He denies it. It escalates into a screaming match about cheating and how Ben has to do it because he's been on academic probation for a year. If he fails one more test, he'll be expelled. She's miffed that he hadn't told her before now. Then she notices that he's wearing the watch that Avery gave him and he says that Avery asked him to try it on. He doesn't want Felicity to make a big deal of it. She sobs, "Y'know what, keep the watch, help Avery. I don't care anymore." She leaves.
In the cruel light of day, Meghan wakes up (her copious eye makeup still intact) to find that Chris, who is sleeping on the floor beside Meghan's bed, is already awake. Meghan asks whether she's been snoring. Chris has been awake for an hour, thinking about how she's going to call off the wedding with her fiancé.
Knoll is still at the girls' apartment, and he's drinking coffee and surfing the web on his computer. Felicity shuffles out and asks how the sofa was. Ever-gracious Knoll says, "Lumpy, but thanks," and informs her that the electricity is back. She says she already knew because all the clocks were flashing. Knoll claims to have been up all night thinking about leaving New York for Seattle. Felicity tells him about the "huge fight" she had with Ben the night before. He asks what happened, and she responds, "Avery happened." He mumbles, "Mm hmm." Felicity discusses her fears about "competing" with Avery. Knoll declares that "there's no way Ben could like Avery." She refreshes Knoll's memory that he slept with Avery himself. He laughs that he did it because he's "such a slut." Felicity whines, "Now you're moving to Seattle and everything sucks." Several times, Knoll recants his statement about moving, on the grounds that it rains too much in Seattle and that Bill Gates lives there and he can't live in the same town as Bill Gates. Why is that? Because you'd have competition for being the biggest, nerdiest jackass in town? This is part where Wing Chun wades in to refute my calling Bill Gates a nerdy jackass. Okay, let me have it. ["Eh. What's the point?" -- Wing Chun] Now, back to the show. Felicity wanly smiles at Knoll, and then blinks back tears and whispers, "I'm sad." Knoll says, "You're sad. I know." Oh, for the love of Pete, you're both sad. However, Knoll is the saddest.
Elena goes over to Richard's room to apologize, and to deliver a muffin. He doesn't want to let her in and demands to know whether she's going to hit him again. She says that her self-defense training "kicks in" a little too fast sometimes. Hardly, Elena. That's the whole point of the training. Besides, someone was fondling you without your invitation; you were justified in kicking him into week. Richard looks pretty awful...well, more than usual. She tells him that if Tracy broke up with her because of her boobs, he's not worth it. And if he broke up with her for some other reason, then he doesn't deserve her.
Knoll and Felicity are out walking down the street. He's jabbering about doing a spin-off of Loser Pet Store. Felicity's hair is now long enough to be pulled back into a ponytail. She asks whether they can discuss their project later, and suggests that they go to a movie. Knoll buys a newspaper from a box to check the film listings. She sees Ben coming across the street to talk to them. She sighs, "Oh, God," and turns away, because she doesn't want to see him. Reaching them, Ben asks Felicity if they can talk. She says she doesn't feel like talking because they're on their way to see a movie. Knoll and Felicity split, and Ben walks in the opposite direction.
Meghan apologizes to Sean and assures him that she doesn't care for Chris. They decide to get back together. He says, "If you ever want to bring a female third party into the bedroom..." Meghan chides him that he should have told her that before Chris left. He hopefully says, "What? Really?!" Meghan laughs, "No, not really!" They kiss and laugh.
Ben is sitting in the corridor waiting for Avery to finish her victim-impact statement. He asks how it went, and she says it was fine. She asks how the exam went and he says it was fine, but that he didn't end up cheating. They smile at each other and then she leers that he'd really like Southampton. He just grins loopily. Fade to black.