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4-22 2006.06.05 |
Foreverwood Delia gets her horse. Hannah decides to stay in Everwood. Edna moves in with the Abbotts. The Abbotts get a new baby. Treat proposes to Nina. Ephram and Amy get back together. The show ends. DY, B. |
| 2-15 Recap |
The L Word
The L Word - Ephram tells Madison Poppins he loves her, then freaks out when she doesn't reciprocate. Amy breaks up with Eyebrows, but not for long. Rinda babysits Delia and her little friend. |
2004.02.16 2004.02.22 |
B- |
AB Chao |
| 2-14 Recap |
No Sure Thing
No Sure Thing - Ephram gets laid. Amy wants to get laid, but decides not to give her precious flower to Eyebrows. Treat tries to have a slumber party. |
2004.02.09 2004.02.15 |
B+ |
AB Chao |
| 2-13 Recap |
Forget Me Not
Forget Me Not - Ephram and Madison get in a fight. Amy and Eyebrows get in a fight. Treat and Nina get in a fight. Then everyone makes up. |
2004.02.02 2004.02.09 |
A |
AB Chao |
| 2-12 Recap |
Controlling Interest
Controlling Interest - There's a bulimic wrestler. It's Gregory Smith's brother. There's too much Madison and Ephram. Treat gets some. Nurse Edna gets some. Bright gets suspended. |
2004.01.26 2004.02.01 |
B+ |
AB Chao |
| 2-11 Recap |
Family Dynamics
Family Dynamics - Amy didn't run away; she went to her grandparents' house. Rose cleans Patch's clock. Amy doesn't want to come home. Nobody will let Bright talk. Delia and Treat spend the night in a hotel. Ephram makes out with Madison. Gross. |
2004.01.19 2004.01.25 |
A |
AB Chao |
| 2-10 Recap |
Unhappy Holidays
Unhappy Holidays - Patch loses his temper, Amy runs away, Madison and Ephram hook up, and Delia hates her daddy. |
2003.11.24 2003.12.02 |
A |
AB Chao |
| 2-9 Recap |
Just Like in the Movies
Just Like in the Movies - Ephram tries to ignore Madison. Bright sings karaoke. Amy finds someone with Eyebrows to comfort her. Justin Stutterlake makes an appearance. Treat finds out Rinda has the HIV. |
2003.11.17 2003.11.23 |
B+ |
AB Chao |
| 2-8 Recap |
The Burden of Truth
The Burden of Truth - Ephram gets a "new" car, and tries to help Madison Poppins with her "band," but only so he can kiss her. Amy Abbott sinks deeper into the depths of Krazy, and blames everyone but herself. Rinda has HIV. Something about a psychic mechanic. |
2003.11.10 2003.11.16 |
A- |
AB Chao |
| 2-7 Recap |
Three Miners From Everwood
Three Miners From Everwood - James Earl Jones, Beau Bridges, and some blonde chick get themselves trapped in a mine. Treat, Patch, and Rinda save them. The End. |
2003.11.03 2003.11.10 |
B- |
AB Chao |
| 2-6 Recap |
Blind Faith
Blind Faith - The Rev is back. He's getting married. Ephram can't pass his driver's test. He tries to make out with stupid Madison. Amy gets a KIA SORRENTO, and don't you forget it. Patch sets his sister up with everyone but Treat. |
2003.10.20 2003.10.27 |
A+ |
AB Chao |
| 2-5 Recap |
Little Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble
Daddy's Little Girl - Delia rebels. Amy hates Patch. Madison Poppins hasn't died a painful, horrible death yet. Amy wants medication. This entire episode brought to you by the antidepressant of your choice. |
2003.10.13 2003.10.17 |
A- |
AB Chao |
| 2-4 Recap |
East Meets West
East Meets West - Rinda Abbott join Patch Abbott practice! She bring peace and harmony and acupuncture to Everwood! She make everything better! She proud of big brother, who is Man of Year! She fix neck, make him sensitive! Delia get new babysitter! Not Chinese! Recapper just cannot stop typing this way! Treat make Nina mad! Ephram hate new babysitter! Everybody Wang Chung! |
2003.10.06 2003.10.12 |
B |
AB Chao |
| 2-3 Recap |
What's the matter with kids today?
My Brother's Keeper - Come on, people now, smile on this Afterschool Special about the dangers of sex and alcohol, without any actual sex or alcohol. |
2003.09.29 2003.10.02 |
B |
Pamie |
| 2-2 Recap |
Extra Ordinary
Extra Ordinary - Treat and Patch get all freaked out about their childrens' college careers. Bright gets kicked off the football team. Amy is SAD. Ephram wants to play the piano forever! |
2003.09.22 2003.09.28 |
A- |
AB Chao |
| 2-1 Recap |
Farewell, Coma Boy. Helloooo, Jailbait Boyfriend.
The Last of Summer - Colin's dead. Amy's a brat. Treat's a pariah. Delia's grown. Ephram's hot. |
2003.09.15 2003.09.21 |
B+ |
AB Chao |
| 1-23 Recap |
Home
Home - Nobody cares about anything in Everwood except Colin and his surgery. Is he alive? Is he dead? Are we mad about having a stupid cliffhanger? You decide. |
2003.05.19 2003.05.27 |
A |
AB Chao |
| 1-22 Recap |
Crazy On A Ship Of Fools
Fear Itself - Irv takes Treat and Ephram out to a lake in the middle of nowhere, so Ephram can learn how not to drive a boat. Colin needs more surgery, but he doesn't wanna. Patch and Amy make up. Shutup Carl is GAY! |
2003.05.12 2003.05.19 |
B |
AB Chao |
| 1-21 Recap |
The Abbott House Rules
Episode 20 - KateBot is pregnant. She wants an abortion. Who will perform it, by golly? Ephram gets left alone at a dance by a slutty girl. Amy stands up to Colin. He has a seizure right after that. Delia gets into some porn. Par for the course. |
2003.05.05 2003.05.12 |
A- |
AB Chao |
| 1-20 Recap |
You're Getting Sleeeeepy
Moonlight Sonata - Ephram plays his first recital in Everwood. Amy researches something weird in the sky with Edna, then tries to trick her. BGA is boffing a robot student, which pisses Ephram off. Treat's MEOW involves a roughed-up lumberjack with a sleep problem. Whatever. |
2003.04.28 2003.05.05 |
C+ |
AB Chao |
| 1-19 Recap |
Maybe They All Should Have Had A V-8
The Miracle of Everwood - Colin loses his mind, Ephram calls him on it, and some people get their asses kicked. Amy acts retarded. Treat gets interviewed for a big fancy magazine. Delia gets locked in a museum. Just the usual around here in Everwood. |
2003.04.21 2003.04.24 |
B |
AB Chao |
| 1-18 Recap |
Your Cheatin' Heart
The Unveiling - On the anniversary of Sue Ellen Mishkie's death, Ephram confronts his father about his possible cheating ways, and counts the other ways in which Treat is a very bad daddy. Amy and Colin blah blah blah fighting. Yes, it's that boring. Patch Abbott is hilarious, as usual, and Bright gets one line. |
2003.02.24 2003.03.03 |
A |
AB Chao |
| 1-17 Recap |
"If It Weren't For You Meddling Kids!"
Everwood Confidential - Treat and Patch Abbott solve the dumbest mystery this side of the Cartoon Network. Delia has the flu, but at least she's in the episode. Ephram has a mean piano teacher, and totally screws things up with Laynie. Bright is either on a long vacation or buried in someone's back yard, neither of which makes this episode better. |
2003.02.17 2003.02.24 |
C+ |
AB Chao |
| 1-16 Recap |
Everybody Gets Something On Valentine's Day
My Funny Valentine - Treat gets a little you-know-what. Ephram gets a date. Amy gets huffy. Colin gets wise. Irv and Patch and Rose and Edna get mad, and give me a very hard conversation to type. |
2003.02.10 2003.02.17 |
A |
AB Chao |
| 1-15 Recap |
Blow...Uh, Snow Job
Snow Job - All the Everwood kids go on a ski trip, and Patch Abbott chaperones. Treat makes a friend, and then has to tell him he's got a pretty shitty MEOW. Everyone eats lots of pancakes. |
2003.02.03 2003.02.10 |
B+ |
AB Chao |
| 1-14 Recap |
Daydream Believer
Colin the Second - Cheer up, sleepy Jean -- Amy Abbott is Everwood's Homecoming Queen. Some other stuff happens involving Colin and Bright, too, but the important part is when we get to see Ephram's ass. |
2003.01.27 2003.02.03 |
B- |
AB Chao |
| 1-13 Recap |
Of Course I Love Me, Darling
The Price of Fame - The most obnoxious MEOWer ever is directing Everwood's winter production, which includes Treat as the the guy who can't remember any lines. Amy's a self-centered, nasty, mean old meanie to Ephram. Colin wants to be Ephram's BFF. Feisty Nurse Edna's back, thank God, and Delia might have menopause. Is any of this plausible? You decide. |
2003.01.20 2003.01.27 |
B |
AB Chao |
| 1-12 Recap |
Coma Little Closer, Baby
Vegetative State - Our favorite coma boy is back from the near-dead. He's hard to hate, but that doesn't stop me from trying. Ephram's being real nice to his dad. Nina's son might be a Ritalin kid, and there's pot all over Everwood. No sign of Edna or Irv, except for the narration. Dammit. |
2003.01.06 2003.01.11 |
B+ |
AB Chao |
| 1-11 Recap |
Tonight, On A Very Special Everwood...
A Thanksgiving Tale - The Thanksgiving Tale has been told, and despite one kind of stupid subplot, everybody in Everwood wants you to cry. A lot. Yes, even Irv. |
2002.11.25 2002.12.02 |
A- |
AB Chao |
| 1-10 Recap |
Fell In Love With A Minor
Is There A Doctor In The House? - AB Chao recaps her first episode of Everwood and finds herself beating up on old people and having a crush on a jailbait punk. Can a shared cell with Jeffrey Jones be far away? |
2002.11.18 2002.11.23 |
B- |
AB Chao |
| 1-9 Recap |
Turf Wars
Turf Wars - The Hoffmans show up expectedly. Grandma Hoffman dukes it out with Edna for supremacy in Delia's heart while Jacob tells Andy what a lousy parent he is. Meanwhile, Andy gets a fat guy a free operation, and Ephram gets his heart broken. |
2002.11.11 2002.11.18 |
B+ |
Manimal |