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2-21 2002.05.03 |
Freak Nation The tensions between the transgenics and the Seattle residents culminate in a showdown between Max's gang and a special ops team from White's breeding cult. |
| 2-21 Recap |
Freak Nation
Freak Nation - The tensions between the transgenics and the Seattle residents culminate in a showdown between Max's gang and a special ops team from White's breeding cult. |
2002.05.03 2002.05.08 |
B |
Kim |
| 2-20 Recap |
Love Among The Runes
Love Among The Runes - Max finds out more about her father, Sandeman, and the rest of her family. |
2002.04.26 2002.05.03 |
A- |
Kim |
| 2-19 Recap |
She Ain't Heavy
She Ain't Heavy - As paranoia about transgenics rises, White captures Max's cloned sister, Sam. It turns out that Sam has a husband and a kid, so White holds them hostage in order to get Sam to lead him to Max. |
2002.04.19 2002.04.20 |
A- |
Kim |
| 2-18 Recap |
Dawg Day Afternoon
Dawg Day Afternoon - The military is hunting Joshua down in the sewers. While Max is trying to help Joshua, White is trying to make things harder for both of them. |
2002.04.12 2002.04.13 |
B+ |
Kim |
| 2-17 Recap |
Hello Goodbye
Hello Goodbye - Max breaks things off with Logan for his own good. Joshua meets a blind girl, but he has to break up with her for her own good. White meets up with a transgenic named Mule who he has to break...er, kill for his own good. |
2002.04.05 2002.04.08 |
B+ |
Kim |
| 2-16 Recap |
Exposure
Exposure - Max and Logan find White's kid and try to bust him out, and we find out a little more about the breeding program. |
2002.03.22 2002.03.26 |
B |
Kim |
| 2-15 Recap |
Fuhgeddaboudit
Fuhgeddaboudit - A former Manticore Psy-Ops transgenic shows up and messes with Max's life. |
2002.03.15 2002.03.17 |
B |
Kim |
| 2-14 Recap |
Love in Vein
Love in Vein - Max meets up with another Manticore escapee who has managed to attract a cult following. |
2002.03.08 2002.03.09 |
C+ |
Kim |
| 2-13 Recap |
Harbor Lights
Harbor Lights - Max gets shot while trying to save a little kid, and she and Logan race to cover up her true genetic nature and prevent White and the CDC from keeping her captive. |
2002.02.08 2002.02.13 |
C+ |
Kim |
| 2-12 Recap |
Borrowed Time
Borrowed Time - Max and Logan have twelve hours to do it, and they don't. Also, there's a monster. |
2002.02.01 2002.02.06 |
B- |
Kim |
| 2-11 Recap |
The Berrisford Agenda
The Berrisford Agenda - Alec went undercover when he was still at Manticore, and fell in looooove with a girl. And then he had to kill her dad. |
2002.01.18 2002.01.25 |
A- |
Kim |
| 2-10 Recap |
Brainiac
Brainiac - Asha and the S1W are working on exposing police corruption, and wind up getting arrested themselves. The weird part is that some guy named Brain seemed to know everything that was going to happen moments before it actually did. Max and Alec track down the mysterious Brain, and hijinks ensue. |
2002.01.11 2002.01.16 |
C |
Kim |
| 2-9 Recap |
Medium Is The Message
Medium Is The Message - We find out a little more about White's home life, and it doesn't end well. Also, Joshua starts earning his keep. |
2001.12.14 2001.12.18 |
B |
Kim |
| 2-8 Recap |
Gill Girl
Gill Girl - Some fishermen capture a mermaid, and sell her to a strip club. White orders her brought to him. After suffering yet another "Logan's going to die because of me" scare, Max also sets out to save the mermaid, along with Alec. |
2001.12.07 2001.12.11 |
B- |
Kim |
| 2-7 Recap |
Some Assembly Required
Some Assembly Required - Zack returns, but there are some problems with his brain, so he has to be put out to pasture. |
2001.11.16 2001.11.21 |
C- |
Kim |
| 2-6 Recap |
Two
Two - When a bunch of cops are murdered by way of having their tongues removed and the assailant is described as a dog-faced boy, Joshua comes under suspicion. |
2001.11.09 2001.11.13 |
B |
Kim |
| 2-5 Recap |
Shut up.
Boo - Shut up, Max. And Ebonics Barbie. And Head In A Bag. And Kitten With A Whip. And Lizardo. And Monsignor Bogtrotter. James Cameron? You can just drop dead. Jackass. |
2001.11.02 2001.11.07 |
Demian |
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| 2-4 Recap |
Radar Love
Radar Love - White hires a bio-terror expert to kill all of the escaped transgenics. Will Max be able to stop him in time? Meanwhile, Max and Logan can't figure out if they should date other people, because they never actually talk to one another about it. |
2001.10.26 2001.10.31 |
C |
Kim |
| 2-3 Recap |
Proof of Purchase
Proof of Purchase - Max tries to help Joshua find his (their?) father, and also to find a cure for her virus so that she and Logan can swap spit again. Alec has problems of his own, including an explosive device in his head. |
2001.10.12 2001.10.15 |
B |
Kim |
| 2-2 Recap |
Bag 'Em
Bag 'Em - Max tries to help the soldiers who escaped the burning Manticore before the mysterious Blackie can round them up again. Alec emerges as a comic sensation that should get his own show. |
2001.10.05 2001.10.09 |
B |
Kim |
| 2-1 Recap |
Designate This
Designate This - Max busts out from Manticore, and makes a friend or two in the process. Or does she? |
2001.09.28 2001.10.01 |
C+ |
Kim |
| 1-21 Recap |
Family Feud
And Jesus Brought A Casserole - There's a hootenanny a-brewin' as the X5s have yet another family reunion. Fights break out over who ate the last of the Jell-O salad and who finished off the bucket of Colonel's Extra Crispy; other than that it's a gay old time. But who invited Lydecker? And why are all the mini-Maxs and mini-Zacks running around with guns? And who let Jessica Alba's brother on the air? At least Louis Anderson stayed out of this one. |
2001.05.22 2001.05.28 |
B |
LuluBates |
| 1-20 Recap |
Meow
Meow - Max goes into heat, which means she has to dis Logan on their anniversary and sleep with the pizza delivery boy. Oh, and there are lots of developments on the whole Lydecker/Madame X front too. |
2001.05.15 2001.05.17 |
B+ |
Kim |
| 1-19 Recap |
Sister Sister
Hit A Sista Back - Max has to save yet another member of her extended Manticore family. This time it's her "sister," Tinga, who has gone on the run from her husband and child with Lydecker right on her tail. Amid the actiony action, there's time for lots of talk about family values, the nontraditional family, plenty of tears, happy reunions, and girl talk. All of which begs the question: Would this show be any less annoying if it starred Tia and Tamara? |
2001.05.08 2001.05.09 |
B+ |
LuluBates |
| 1-18 Recap |
Kodak moments
I And I Am A Camera - Some guy with a camera and superpowers is stalking Max. Or is he? And what does Cap'n EO's family fortune have to do with it? |
2001.05.01 2001.05.03 |
C |
Kim |
| 1-17 Recap |
You gotta have faith-a faith-a faith
Pollo Loco - Max and Captain EO go on a little date to church. And even then, under the altar of our Holy Father, Captain EO still won't get rid of that goddamn perma-stubble. For the love of God, leave the faith to George Michael and go home and shave! |
2001.04.24 2001.05.01 |
B+ |
LuluBates |
| Extra |
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Interview with Jose Molina - Several months ago, a certain writer contacted Mighty Big TV in a thinly veiled attempt to suck up to the Dark Angel recappers and get us to play nice. A plan was put into action, and Lulu Bates compiled a series of questions designed to pique the interest of, inflame the passion of, and generally annoy the writer. It worked; he didn’t write back for two months. But then, after the writing of Dark Angel was skewered and left squirming on the pages of Mighty Big TV, a certain writer decided to attempt to placate the recappers by submitting to our interview. Well, that was awfully nice of him, but if he thinks this will spare him from ridicule and derision on the pages of the Dark Angel recaps, well, he doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. |
2001.04.23 2001.04.23 |
B+ |
LuluBates |
| 1-16 Recap |
Shorties in love
Shorties In Love - OC's ex-girlfriend comes back, fresh out of prison. Meanwhile, Max is stealing some disks for EO from a rich guy. Those two storylines intersect, and end with death and poetry. |
2001.04.17 2001.04.18 |
C |
Kim |
| 1-15 Recap |
The hills are alive with the sound of yawning
Haven - Max and Cap'n EO head out of town for a little rest, relaxation, and camp food, but they get sidetracked into graverobbing, murder, and small-town intrigue. It sounds a lot more interesting than it is. No, really. |
2001.03.27 2001.04.02 |
C |
LuluBates |
| 1-14 Recap |
Female trouble
Female Trouble - An X5 named Jase is trying to kill Cap'n EO's doctor, but Max manages to turn Jase around and ship her off to Mexico. Except the doctor dies. But she was evil anyway. |
2001.03.13 2001.03.18 |
C |
Kim |