Same Old Song

By Kim

Clip package filmed in a parking garage apparently, in which the gist is that no one wants to go home. Then they do a Fight Club thing where they list off the rules, all of which basically boil down to, "Try really hard and practice a lot." Waste of time. Although better than hearing another song from the Ballas Hough band.

Tom and Samantha are back to reveal some more results. Mya and Dmitry are safe. They share a big hug. If only they could bring that connection to the dance floor. Joanna and Derek are also safe. That means Aaron and Karina are in the bottom three again. Aaron looks shocked. Dude, people don't like you. I know that's got to be tough to take, but shouldn't he know that by now?

Everyone is fired up to see Rod Stewart perform. Rod clearly got one of those Kate Gosselin Halloween wigs on clearance and decided to take it out for a spin tonight, because I don't know what is happening with his hair, but it's not good. Although the more I look at it, I think it's his real hair. Ever since I saw Rod's son on Celebrity Rehab and he talked about what a bad father Rod was, I kind of hate him. Also, his voice is totally gone. It's not even like with Tony Bennett, where the voice is kind of gone but you can still hear the good parts. It's just not good. And he really shouldn't try to dance. He seems befuddled by the dancers that come out and provide accompaniment, and after a minute, he just kind of ignores them. I think I will too. I'm also really distracted by the lady in the black mini-dress in the band, who's playing the baritone sax. That thing is nearly as big as she is.

Clip package about preparing the knock-out dance, and how you never know if you're going to have to do it. And it's scary. Filler, filler, filler.

So now the bottom three are on stage, and we get to find out which couple is going home immediately and which two will perform in the dance off. God, Aaron looks so pissed off. I kind of wish I could find out his uncensored opinion on his performance on this show. Like does he think he's really awesome? He can't complain that the judges are out to get him, given the scores he got last night. I almost feel bad for him, but not really. So who's going home right now? Michael and Anna. Aw. It's deserved, but I will miss him and I think the other dancers will miss him backstage. Tom conducts the exit interview, and Michael seems really emotionally touched. He also somehow brings up the economy? Not sure what that has to do with it. Anna thanks Michael for being a great partner. I don't know if Anna D. will be back season. She turned out to be kind of a dud as a pro, didn't she?

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http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com:80/show/dancing_with_the_stars/season_9_performance_7_results.php?page=2
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2009-11-09
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