First-Time Caller, Long-Time Listener

Left Of The Dial - Oh, but for another F there, and I'd be drinking wine and eating cookies. But no, Trevor hooks up a DJ and one of his fans. In other news, Claire has feelings. Who knew?

Cindy McLennan

Toy Soldiers

Shipping Out - Trevor commits mail fraud (sort of) in order to reunite star-crossed high school sweethearts.

Angel Cohn

Isn't It Ironic?

The Tommy Brown Affair - Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Parker Poophead is a jewel thief in love with his parole officer. Claire is a psychiatrist who insists that Trevor remember their relationship is a professional one, and then treats him like her private leaning post. Cindy McLennan is pen-for-hire crossing her fingers that she'll soon be making less money.

Cindy McLennan

Hold Me Closer, Closet Boxer

The Great Right Hope - Sperm bank baby, lefty lady, coach down at the gym. Trevor plans, Claire thinks he scams. But he'll match her with him.

Cindy McLennan

Some Kind Of Agita

Live And Let Spy - When Cupid doesn't follow his gut, he fails, but even when he does, things seem no better. Claire alternates between interfering and running interference, but who cares about them? Felix and Lita throw a 40th anniversary party for their parents, but while their dad is Luis from Sesame Street, their mom is so not Maria! Also, Felix hooks up with Mary Stuart Masterson, who is Lita's boyfriend's mother. Thanks for soiling my childhood memories and making me feel old all in one hour, Show.

Cindy McLennan

The Gods Must Be Crazy

Pilot - Bobby Cannavale is either Cupid, the god of love in exile, or he's Trevor Pierce -- mental patient. Sarah Paulson is either Dr. Claire McRae, Psychiatrist, or Cupid's love, Psyche. Because she's a Psychiatrist, see? And I have a feeling that Rob "Not-the-Singer" Thomas is going to owe me a Veronica Mars movie after this.

Cindy McLennan