By DeAnn Welker
Spy More. Morgan's giving Jeffster! a pep talk, which consists of him asking them not to embarrass him. But Jeffster! scare the crap out of Morgan by telling him Big Mike's here -- and he stole his job, remember. Morgan knew this day would come, even though he's been avoiding his mom's house so he wouldn't see him. Big Mike comes in, and Morgan tells him he's bursting with pride that he's wearing the manager suit now. Meanwhile, down in Castle, Chuck asks Stone Cold about his diet regimen in prison and Sarah asks Nicole how she managed to dye her hair. Okay, she doesn't, but I wish she had. Instead, Nicole calls Sarah "Jenny Burton", but Sarah says she's Sarah Walker, and Nicole best not forget it. They lock their prisoners in, but only after Stone Cold takes a newspaper from one of the guards.
Back upstairs, Big Mike's all peaceful and happy about finding his inner Big Mike. He says this calm and serenity comes from Morgan's mama. He wants to make her an honest woman. He shows Morgan a half-carat cubic zirconium -- he's a splurger, that one -- and says he's here to ask Morgan's permission to marry Bologna Garcia Bougainvillea Grimes. How many ethnicities is she, anyway? Big Mike leaves the ring with Morgan, and asks him to guard that ring with his life. Big Mike then asks for a job, since he really wants to take care of Morgan's mom. Morgan sort of nods yes, then takes a phone call. Big Mike calls Morgan "Son. Boss." Morgan's call is apparently someone letting him know he's only getting six copies of that new game, Spy Attack. Which probably won't go over well with the hundreds of people lined up waiting for it.
Back at Castle, Sarah and Chuck start to have their talk. She's like, "Look, it's not a big deal. Or maybe it is. I don't know." He wonders what's up, so she says she loves him, but asks if they can please... But before she finishes, he flashes on Nicole Richie, who's connected to Frost, which means she might know his mom and he must talk to her before the transport. Sarah reminds him they don't have authority, but he points out they also don't have authority to use the supply closet for what they use it for. What do they think this is? Grey's Anatomy? If he's going to do it, though, she wants to be involved as tough cop to his silent cop. He tells her to use the word "time machine" to regroup if things go bad in there. As they head in, Stone Cold makes some sort of tightly wound roll out of his newspaper.
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By DeAnn Welker
Sadly inspirational music plays as the Spy More crew cleans up. Big Mike approaches Morgan, who tells him he couldn't find his ring. So he offers him the assistant manager vest -- not because he feels like he has to, but he wants to. Though he's sorry about the ring. Big Mike says marriage isn't about a ring; it's a lifelong commitment of compassion and understanding, "especially for your spouse's idiot relations. All is forgivable." Morgan gives Big Mike permission to marry his mom. Big Mike hugs him, and calls him son, as a sweeper pushes the ring into one of the bazillion ducts. It starts to fall...
... And we're downstairs with Castle as it tumbles toward Chuck and Sarah, who are finally getting to their long-delayed chat. The ring gets hung up somewhere in the duct as Sarah tells Chuck she was scared about him saying something about them having kids. She says she's been thinking about it all day and wanted to talk about it, but didn't. He says Nicole was poking it with a needle, but Sarah's nothing like her. Sarah says she was for a long time, but she realized this night that she's not at all and doesn't want to be. But she does need to take things slow. Chuck's also not ready; maybe someday, but not now. The ring starts moving again as the air blows in the ducts or something. They agree to take it slow. Super slow. Really slow. The ring slowly tumbles toward them. They kiss, and it's sweet and happy. Chuck asks if they're ready or not ready to share a toothbrush on a trip. She's ready for that. She's not ready for the door to ever be open when someone's using the bathroom, and Chuck agrees. Then the ring hits the ground to them. Chuck sees it and gets down on his knee to pick it up. He holds it up to show her what he found. She's like, "Uh?" Chuck: "Oh?!" Sarah: "Wow." Chuck: "Wowee. Wow." But no real words.
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