Showtime's new series, Californication, is the story of a novelist with a complicated personal life, trying to raise his daughter despite his own habits of self-destruction. Not that the title suggests that -- it just combines a state name and a sex term, perhaps to titillate you into watching. And who's to say other networks won't try the same technique when titling their own future series? Herewith, TWoP offers some state name/sex term titles for networks to use on their own shows. (Warning: Dirty!)
Rode Island
Breast Virginia
Washingtongue
Arizoner
Delawang
Massturbation
Mountana
Titissee
Vaginia
New Sexico
Oralaska
Texass
New Humpshire
Penisylvania
Michinary
Orgygon
Sodomaine
Fellatiohio
Connectilingus
Whore-ida
Colorodo
Kenteabag
Sixty-ninediana
Oklahummer
Threewayoming