Are You Hot?
Out with a whimper
By Alex Richmond | Aired on 04.04.2003
Hot Zone Finale - You may have noticed, dear reader, that because of the war and all, your regularly scheduled program, Are You Hot?, has been, um, missing. I know, I know -- first there's the State of the Union Address, then President...RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE
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1-5 Recap |
Out with a whimperHot Zone Finale - The hottest man and woman of America are selected. Oh, joy. I mean it -- the brief time of the show has ended. Hence the joy. |
04.04.2003 | F |
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1-4 Recap |
Week Four is overHot Zone 4: Southwest - The not-so-brutal judging is done. Hot Zone 4, you were dull. Only two more weeks to go. Hooray? |
03.12.2003 03.13.2003 |
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1-3 Recap |
Still not canceled. Can you believe it?Hot Zone 3: Northwest - The bit goes on. People from a certain region (this week, the northwest) prance in front of the judges/cameras and are judged. Absolutely nothing interesting happens, but I make fun of everyone and give away the RDC Challenge. |
02.26.2003 02.27.2003 |
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1-2 Recap |
Alex Richmond is, sadly, still not firedHot Zone 2: Southeast - Yeah, episode two. Two contestants are chosen from the eight that were picked from Zone 1 last week. And thirty-two are whittled down to eight from Zone 2. It's kind of like a math problem with boobs. The best part is that the bathing suits on the men are smaller. |
02.19.2003 02.20.2003 |
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1-1 Recap |
Hot Zone 1: Southwest/NortheastHot Zone 1: Southwest/Northeast - An insipid show based on a fun, successful website. This two-hour series opener sorts the wheat from the chaff in the Southwest and Northeast regions. |
02.12.2003 02.16.2003 |
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