The final four girls are still in Hawaii, and get a little dose of tradition and a little dose of crunk as they learn a hula/hip-hop hybrid for the week’s challenge. Pro dancers teach them a routine, which starts off grass-skirty and quickly moves to booty-shaking. In the middle of the routine, each girl will have to do a solo using hula moves that express her story, which the instructor just assumes will be full of despair, determination and happiness. We learn that Erin is a cheerleader, which totally makes sense. It means that she can dance pretty well, or at least knows how to memorize moves. She helps the other girls to practice, but still gets on their nerves. Jennifer’s dance is good, but she’s not totally consistent. Erin, during her solo, expresses that she was an angry child and guest judge Miss J. is like, “We get it.” Laura’s story is one of hope, and she also can shake that ass. Finally, Nicole just sucks. But she knows it and just tries to have fun with it. In the end, Laura wins! And she gets quite a prize -- a chance to come back to Maui and stay at the Four Seasons. She gets to choose a friend to go with her and picks Jen. Erin is annoyed about this, since she was so helpful to everyone. But who the hell would want to go on vacation with Erin?
The photo shoot for the week has the girls posing as Pele, the Hawaiian goddess of volcanoes, who was very beautiful and also had a fiery temperament. They’re posing on volcanic rock, which leads to a lot of stumbling as the girls try to maintain their Barbie toes. Jay drops a big bomb on the girls -- two of them will be eliminated this week. This announcement naturally freaks everyone out, and some handle it better than others. Jennifer wants to have Namaste hands, but it doesn’t really work and that seems to throw her off. She’s all over the place, but gets a little better once she goes flat-footed and stops falling off the rocks. Nicole, naturally, looks amazing. She nails it, and Jay has a small orgasm. Laura is super-stressed and panicking and looks like she’s in pain. And in all of her interviews during the show she looked like she had been crying, which seemed to bode poorly. The shoot is very bad. Jay asks her if she’s drunk, which is the same question I’ve been asking for the past five episodes. Laura denies it, but she totally is! Erin is inspired by the prospect of being a powerful and wrathful goddess. As a result, she looks annoyed. Once Jay asks for more warmth in her face, she starts listening to “a pop song that teenagers listen to” in her head. In other words, a song that she listens to, as she is a teenager. It’s a good solution, because her expression changes for the better. At the end of her shoot she hits her head on a light, which is very satisfying.
At panel, which features the inimitable Ann Shoket, stupid Erin gets an amazing photo. However, Tyra notes that she looked sleepy in her film and there weren’t a ton of options to choose from. Also, she’s still a pill. Jennifer’s photo is not good. She looks stiff and didn’t elongate her body. However, the judges acknowledge that she’s had a great body of work and is very likable. I think that Laura’s photo looks crazed and drunk, but the judges praise it as looking a lot like Rachel Hunter, and Nigel says it’s like a Sports Illustrated shot. She’s the diamond in the rough of the bunch. Finally, Nicole’s photo is awesome. Nigel isn’t crazy about her body position, but he’s crazy.
Finally, the two finalists are announced. The first is Nicole, which, duh. And the second is Laura! They will walk to the death week, but not the literal death, which is what we would have hoped for if Erin was the second finalist. Huzzah!
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Previously: Supermodel Marisa Miller gave the girls a lesson in bikini posing, and heavily promoted the Barbie Toe Philosophy. The girls had an underwater shoot that went swimmingly for Jennifer and Nicole, while Laura and Sundai struggled. And Erin struggled too, though Tyra doesn't tell us that. In the end, Sundai's barrage of excuses could not save her, and in fact contributed to her demise. Four bitches remain!
In other exciting news, I got an email from Erin's mom this week! Oh, yes. This is why recappers get hazard pay. I shall now reprint it for you in its entirety.
Subject: Your Unbelievable BIAS
Thought you might like to see what my status is today:
[Erin's Mom] is thankful she never has to read another UNJUST review on TV Without Pity by the douchebag that obviously can't review anything without letting their personal bias rule the page.
I understand you have a job to do, but maybe you could try in the future to realize that the people you are talking about are real people, not characters and they have real families and that all you see is 5 sec clips taken out of context mostly and spliced together for your enjoyment.
Thank You,
[Redacted]
Erin's Mother
And, well, I really have just learned an important lesson about letting personal bias rule what you post on the Internet. Thank you, Erin's mom, for leading by example, and for passing along similarly important lessons to your charming daughter. And I'm really not a douchebag. It's the editing! Mostly. But hey... new Facebook friend!
And now back to our regularly scheduled recap.
It's the final four! The girls head back from judging in their limo. Laura seems thrilled, but happiness does not abound for everyone. Erin confessionalizes that she's still in the competition by the skin of her teeth and the graciousness of the panel. She's been in the bottom two for three weeks in a row, and knows that she has to have a kick-ass photo this week or she'll be gone. And speaking of Erin, Nicole interviews that she has a great look but does not have the mentality for the world of modeling. Her self esteem is too tied in with what other people think of her, which can be dangerous in the fashion world. Or when you appear on a reality show and let all of the Internets have at you. I'm just saying.
Meanwhile, Nicole can hardly comprehend that she has a spot in the top four. She tells us that she came into the competition being really awkward and unsure of herself. And she got over that through the joy of modeling. She feels like a completely different person. And sounds less stoned! Maybe Nicole's stash finally ran out and that's how she transformed from Bloody Eyeball to Miss Congeniality. She tells Jennifer that the longer she's in the competition, the more she wants it. Jennifer feels the same way. Nicole sees herself in the final two with Jennifer. I don't see that, but then again I've been known to have an unbelievable bias.
Back at home, Jen's photo is displayed as digital art! Nicole tells Jen that she's obsessed with her leg muscles, and Jen agrees that they look pretty insane. She's very excited to have the best photo of the week, and tells us that she had given up on it ever happening. But it happened! Jen interviews that she's proven something to herself by getting this far in the competition. She doesn't usually succeed at what she does, she says, because she usually gives up. So she's proud that she didn't, like, quit in a huff, even though that would have been awesome for the rest of us. And, you know, I think the reason that Erin comes off as such an insufferable nit is that the other girls who have made it relatively far this season have seemed really cool. There's Jen, who's totally funny and winning, and Nicole, who rocks the high school outsider vibe, and Laura, who's the most likable contestant possibly of all time. We have to root against someone, and Ann Shoket can't be in every episode.
Meanwhile, Laura asks the others if they think that the shorter models can work as much as the tall girls. Um, no. Laura is also very excited to be in the final four, and to have transitioned from castrating bulls to hyperventilating at the bottom of the ocean. Nicole reminds the others that Marisa Miller is only 5'8". Laura is pleased by this, since her biggest dream is to model for Victoria's Secret. That, for sure, Laura could do. I think she knows her market. Laura thought that all the Victoria's Secret models were six feet tall, but Marisa Miller has shown her the light. And then, oh. There is an interview with Laura where she appears to be a) drunk (per usual); b) in the middle of a crying bender. I do not like that. Laura says with red eyes and a stuffy nose, "I could go home, and I could get a normal job. But I want to be successful. I want to show my siblings that they can be successful, too. And I feel like modeling's the best way that could make me happy and also provide for my family." I feel like there must be some non-profit out there that could just hire Laura to travel the world spreading happiness and light. Right?
Tyra Mail! "Let's not skirt the issue. This competition is getting fierce! Love, Tyra." The girls all know that they will be hula dancing! Indeed, the day they travel by bus to a lovely park near a beach. There are some very muscular hula girls in white bikini tops and sarongs waiting to meet them. Once the girls settle in, the hula dancers begin to sway their hips in the hula style. And then, they whip off their sarongs and start with the crunking. Jennifer tells us that it was cool, but really different. And full of the booty shaking! Nicole reminds us that she has encountered dancing once before in the competition, and scared the bejesus out of Li'l Mama. She knows that dancing is not her strength.
The lead dancer introduces herself as Anna-Rita Sloss, a hip hop hula instructor. Hip hop hula is a new interpretation of the traditional dance, with a lot more booty. As Tyra has told the girls, as a top model it's crucial to be able to tell a story with your body. The girls are going to learn a hula hip-hop routine. The instruction starts, and Nicole looks like a maniac right off the bat. Her giant sun hat is not helping matters. Girl has no rhythm. Erin tells us that she's pretty confident in her ability to learn the moves, because she was a cheerleader. Which just fits in so many ways. She says, "I should win." And, actually, she should. But let's see what happens, shall we? Anna-Rita tells the girls that they'll have to use traditional hula to tell their story in a solo that will be incorporated in the hip hop hula routine. She teaches them the moves for love, strength, fear, determination, and sadness. Jennifer is stressing about how to incorporate hula with hip hop and put together a successful solo as well.
The girls head off to practice the choreography on their own. Erin takes the lead in running the girls through a few practices. She says, "I was very helpful towards the other girls before the challenge, because I do have a semi-dance background. I helped Laura, and I helped Jen, and I tried to help Nicole." And really, that would test anybody's patience. Nicole interviews that Erin is a cheerleader and knows what she's doing. And Nicole appreciates the tips, but Erin is starting to get on her nerves. I mean, newsflash. Jennifer isn't quite sure what her story will be, but is going to quasi-improvise her life's trajectory as she goes with it. Laura is nervous, because dancing in front of people is nervewracking. But she plans to do it with confidence, and fake it, and pretend like she knows what she's doing. Which is really the key to success in many situations. Erin reminds us that Nicole is terrible. She wonders if Nicole actually realizes the extent of her awkwardness. Erin says that Nicole will have to know how to dance and do the moves correctly. And if she doesn't know the dance, then at least she could look like she knows the dance. Nicole just looks like she knows she doesn't have a prayer and is going to roll with it. Commercials.
When we return, the girls each get a bikini top / hot short / sarong ensemble. Jennifer tells us that she's worried Erin will win the challenge since she knows all of the moves. She knows them so well, in fact, that she can teach the others. And really, this seemed like a natural opportunity for Erin to sabotage the rest of the girls. I think she didn't not out of a kind heart, but rather because the thrill of being a know-it-all was too irresistible. Miss J. greets the girls. He's going to judge them as they dance individually with the hip hop hula-ers and incorporate their story into the hula routine. Laura tells us that there are girls out there who want to relate to you as a model, and who might have a story just like yours. So you want to be a super role model. I don't know. If I were a model, I think I'd be satisfied with just being rich and skinny and gorgeous and coked up all the time. I'm a woman of simple pleasures. The young girls will figure it out on their own. Miss J. announces that the winner will get to come back to Maui with a friend for a five-day all-expenses-paid trip, featuring a stay at the Four Seasons! That is a good prize. Erin drools a little bit. I guess this is enough of a "tangible thing" for her.
Jennifer goes first with the dancing. She looks lovely on the intro hula part, then gets a little lost when it transitions to hip hop. But she slaps the ground with the best of them. Her solo is about love, determination and happiness. Anna-Rita likes Jen, and says that you can tell Jennifer can keep a beat. Weak on the hip-hop portion, but her flow was going during the hula. Erin is , and says that she's more anxious than nervous. She wants to win. So she puts on her most charming impish smirk and displays a technical knowledge of the moves with an utter lack of soul. Erin explains to us that her story is about her being sad and lonely and scared as a kid, and then traveling through her adolescent stage to become strong and happy. "Happiness" is expressed by a forced smile that Miss J. immediately mocks. He tells us that Erin was a bit angry. Even her sadness and tears were angry. He says, "Child, please. You're angry."
Laura is , and is sticking with her strategy of faking it until she makes it. She has a big smile and looks lovely. And then the hip hop sets in. Let's allow Jen to sum it up for us: "I bet Laura gets freaky at the club. Because that girl has got some hips, and she knows how to use 'em." Indeed. Laura tells us that her story has to do with coming from a place where people think that big dreams aren't part of reality. But she doesn't subscribe to that. Laura has gone after her dreams, and that's why she's where she is today. On a reality show. On the CW. But still. Miss J. tells us that Laura came with the booty, and the beauty. She really told a story.
And then there's Nicole. Jen cracks up as she tells us that she's not worried about Nicole winning this challenge. She seems to know the moves, just not in the right sequence or with anything remotely resembling correct timing. Her solo story is about awkwardness, determination and transformation. Erin tells us that Nicole was dreadful, which she was. But she has a lovely smile and, I mean, that HAIR! Gorgeous. She ends with a big "ta da." Miss J. then hula dances in the style of Nicole, which is also the style of a particularly clueless Lurch.
With that, it's time for the results. Anna-Rita tells Erin that she liked her freestyle section. Anna-Rita loved Laura's crunking, and says that she can hit it really well. Miss J. commends Nicole for not giving up, which is the trait of a good model. But, I mean, she sucked. Anna-Rita loved Jennifer's routine, but felt that it could have been more consistent. Jay did see that Jennifer was trying to be a model as she danced. And the winner of the all-expenses-paid trip to Maui is... Laura! Laura falls to her knees and thanks Jesus. And really, I could actually see Jesus taking a minute out of his day to give Laura a free trip to Hawaii. She's thrilled. And she gets to pick one of the other girls to bring with her. Jennifer is the lucky lady, and gives Laura a huge hug. Let's hope that on the return trip Laura packs a higher SPF. Her face is STILL crispy!
Jennifer is up first. Jay asks if she's going to nail it, and Jennifer asks if she has a choice. And, I mean, she doesn't. Jay points out his scissor shirt for the double cut, and Jennifer tells him that's way harsh. Which, it kind of is. I love how Jay and the folks on the panel could give two shits about the feelings of any of these girls at this point. Jennifer gets on the volcanic rock, and wants to pose with Namaste hands. She thinks it's a powerful and empowering posture. But Jay and the photographer aren't crazy about it. After that, Jennifer has a hard time getting it. She puts a hand to her head, and Steve tells her that she looks like she has a headache. They tell her not to forget what her face is doing, and to close her mouth. Erin interviews that Jennifer has progressed a lot during the competition, but had a rocky start to her shoot. Jay tells Jennifer not to worry about standing on her tip-toes, since it's throwing her balance off. And, I mean, these girls are standing barefoot on volcanic rock. It's a wobbly affair. Jennifer tells us that she was being stubborn and kept standing on her tippy toes. She falls off the rock, and Jay and Steve tell her yet again to try the flat foot. Eventually she does, which helps. Still, not a great performance.
Nicole is , wearing the world's largest and most fabulous earrings. Jay tells her to go out there and nail it -- to smize, look tall, and try to let the competition go. Nicole again tells us her strategy of realizing that this was a very important situation, and then forgetting about it. She looks gorgeous, but also has some trouble while standing on her tip toes. Eventually she gets the hang of it and focuses on looking tall and lean. Jay looks at her shots and makes orgasm sounds. He tells us that Nicole delivered a campaign-worthy image. She nailed it. Her energy and facial expressions were all beautiful. Steve notes that Jay has peed in his pants. And that's not all! Great job by Nicole.
Laura is and looks super-stressed. She starts off an interview cheerfully enough, saying that two girls are going home and she really has to fight for it. And then the tears start coming and she says, "And... I don't wanna go home just... with nothin'." Ooooh, the sadness! Laura tells us that she's scared to death. Boy, does it show. She looks worried and nuts. Jay wonders what she's doing with her face, and Steve tells Laura that she looks like she's in pain. Laura tries to laugh, but can't! They have stolen Laura's joy! Nicole interviews that she doesn't see Laura necessarily doing anything high fashion. She also doesn't see photographers being inspired by Laura. Steve and Jay are certainly not inspired. Steve tells Laura that she has a constant fish mouth, and Jay notes that they might need a fan to lift her lip. Additionally, her legs are looking short. Laura acknowledges in an interview that she panicked. Her shoot ends, and Jay asks her if she drank last night, because the whole thing was a little boozy. Laura denies it, but, well, she's seemed drunk all season. Maybe they put her on some kind of anti-anxiety pill that's, like, having the opposite effect except for the slurry speech. When Laura comes off of the set, Erin tells her that she looked beautiful. That was uncharacteristically nice. And then Laura gives the drunkest on-set interview, saying, "It feels absolutely horrible... I should just wanna ball up and cry... after hearing that... I done so good and that I can be a model... and then this photo shoot right here I just... wah wah." I mean, drunkest. I'm not saying that's wrong. If I were a contestant on this show I'd try to drink myself into a 20-day blackout.
Erin is up, and tells us again that she has to step up her game. She figures that if they're supposed to be portraying a powerful and wrathful goddess, she's going to look powerful and wrathful in the face. Which, not such a stretch. The posing is going well, but Jay asks her if she looks pretty, because her face is registering as annoyed. He wants some warmth. Erin tells us that she started singing "one of those pop songs that teenagers listen to" in her head to help soften her face and make her look less angry. This manages to help a lot, even though the song she's listening to is not, in fact, the Tyra Banks hit "Shake Ya Body (Body)." Jay tells us that Erin's face became soft and serene, and the photo became magical. When her shoot is done, she thanks the photographer and conks her head on a light. That was the spirit of Pele, showing Erin what wrath is all about. And that's a wrap!
Back at the house, there is Tyra Mail. Someone -- nay, TWO someones! -- are going home. Laura reminds us that she was pretty terrible, and tried way too hard. When she stopped having fun, she messed up. She's going to be praying a lot tonight. Erin tells us that she was at the top of the pack at the beginning of the competition, but she lost a lot of confidence. Inconsistency is bad, but she also thinks she did really well in today's photo shoot. She hopes that she'll make it to the top two. Jennifer is scared out of her pants. She feels like Nicole already has a seat in the top two, which, duh. Neither Laura nor Jennifer have ever been in the bottom two. And Erin's done poorly, but the judges obviously have an unbelievable bias in her favor! Basically, it's anyone's game for the second spot in the final two. With great anticipation, we head to commercials.
When we return, it's panel time! And what the fuck kind of crazy-ass droopy-crotched jumpsuit is Tyra wearing? Good Lord! Tyra says with cheer that only two girls will be left standing after this elimination, and two will go on to compete in a Julia Clancey fashion show in Hawaii. And, of course, only one girl will win all the glorious prizes. Tyra introduces the judges. Miss J.'s sleeves are the size of the balloon boy's ride, and Ann Shoket is the guest judge. She manages not to let loose with, "Helloooooo ladieeeeeees!" But I'm sure she's thinking it.
Erin is first to be evaluated. Her best shot is pretty great. Nigel tells her that it's wonderful and beautiful, and she looks long, tall, elegant and sexy. Ann Shoket says that Erin is glowing both in the photo and standing in front of the panel. Miss J. says that he'd like to see a little more happiness in the eyeballs. Nigel tells J. that you can't smize in every picture. Jay, knowing the smize that feeds him, disagrees. Tyra tells Erin that this shot is gorgeous, but in general she was a bit sleepy in her film. She lucked out with an amazing, beautiful shot, but she wants to see consistent tension in Erin's photos. Miss J. explains that when Tyra asks for tension, she doesn't actually want you to look angry. He is totally obsessed with Erin's anger issue! Erin attempts to keep the wrath at bay as she gives a courteous thank you to the panel. Well, points for trying.
Jennifer is up . Nigel thinks that her shot is pretty, but it's not necessarily her best angle. He's also not crazy about the face with the mouth gaping open. However, he thinks there's some power there. Miss J. tells her that she looks a bit stiff, and Ann thinks that her body looks compact and her neck has disappeared. Jennifer tells the judges that she played a lot, and that this particular pose came at the end. At the beginning of the shoot, she says, she did a lot with lifting her skirt out. And she should know by now that Tyra does not want to hear any of your stupid explanation. She gets principal's office voice as she tells Jennifer that she forgets her face. Jennifer was doing a lot of things with the skirt, but it looked like her focus was gone. And playing with your skirt can make you look like amateur hour. However, Jennifer's skin looks beautiful. Tyra hates admitting it, but a tan looks great on Jennifer. A fake tan, because sun kills. Just look at Laura!
Laura is , and Tyra congratulates her on winning the challenge. She does not congratulate Laura on yet another terrible outfit. Poor Laura. It doesn't seem to break her spirit, though. Laura's best shot looks freaking crazy. Not in a good way. I'm sorry, but her body looks disjointed from her head, and she appears to have a fat lip and to be watching in a daze as she boils your bunny. But the judges love it! Tyra says that it looks very Rachel Hunter. If Rachel Hunter were a psychopath. Miss J. tells Laura that she has many faces, and says that from day one he thought she was the gold tooth in a mouthful of decay. If you're going to go with hillbilly metaphors, I guess it could be worse. What he means is that Laura pops in front of the camera. Nigel thinks that Laura's photo could be a Sports Illustrated cover shot. That being said, she has to be careful with her legs, which look stumpy. Ann loves the impact that Laura has with her facial features. Tyra says that Laura is not only smizing, but using all of the muscles in her face. Miss J. calls this "smozing" -- smizing and posing. Okay, ENOUGH. The OED can't handle it. And I have to say again -- and you know that I a) have an unbelievable bias; b) think Laura is the greatest, which is really just an extension of having an unbelievable bias -- this is not a good picture.
Nicole is the last to go. Oooh, pretty. Her face looks great. Nigel says it's all about the stunning close-up. However, on the wide shot it's a bit weak. It's true that her body is sort of lost in a pile of yellow gauze. I would be that she had some better body shots, but this one is certainly good enough to get her to the final two. Nigel notes that Nicole used to be all about the movement, but has lost that recently in her legs. Ann likes Nicole's vulnerability, and enjoys the strong emotion in the picture. Tyra says that there's tenderness, mystery, and sexiness all rolled up into one red-headed wrathful goddess. Even though it's understated, she thinks that Nicole is modeling H2T. Nigel disagrees, noting that it's H2W. With "W" being waist of course. Or waste.
The judges deliberate on what is a self-proclaimed most dramatic elimination ever on Top Model. Miss J. thinks that Erin always has an anger thing going on. Nigel thinks that there's anger in the eyes, but not in the body, which is relaxed and in control. However, Nigel thinks she's a bit disingenuous. As soon as Tyra gave her some criticism, Erin's face fell. But then she caught herself and slapped on a fake smile again. Tyra says that editing Erin's film is not easy. This great shot stood out like crazy, but really there should be a lot of awesome photos to choose from. Miss J. likes Rachel Hunter's photo. However, her legs look short. Nigel says that Laura is, for him, the diamond in the rough. You polish her up and give her some hair and makeup help, and take her out of Grandma Wanda Sue couture, and she turns into a top model. Ann reiterates what J. said about Laura's stumpy-looking legs. Nicole's photo is great, but Miss J. would like to see more expression and moodiness in the eyes. Nigel thinks that her body is a bit contrived. Ann agrees, but also thinks that she looks long and lean, and that her pose goes with the tenderness and vulnerability in her face. Tyra says that this competition is about finding a petite model who can really rock it in the fashion industry, which sometimes means looking taller. Jennifer's shot is not Nigel's favorite. She forgets her face. But she has an extraordinary body of work. Tyra points out that Jennifer is endearing and likable and takes a fantastic photo. Just not this week. And with that, the double chop is imminent!
Four beautiful ladies stand in front of Tyra, but she only has two photos in her hands. And those two photos represent the finalists! The first finalist is... Nicole. Which we all knew. Jennifer, Erin and Laura step forward. Only one of them will make it through. Tyra loves editing Jennifer's film, because she always does something new and exciting. But lately she's been a little shaky. Is her body of work strong enough to make her a finalist? Then there's sweet, bubbly, sunny Laura, who looks amazing in her photos. However, in person she's not as amazing as her pictures. And then there's Erin, who started off not being able to take a bad picture. She faltered and lost her way, but came back with this week's great photo. All of the girls have strengths and weaknesses, but only one has what it takes to be a finalist. And that girl is... Laura! And, I mean, I'm happy for her, but that's madness. I thought for sure it would be Erin, given the photos this week. Tyra hands Laura her photo and asks how she feels. A tearful Laura says, "Wonderful." And, I mean, she really does have some Cover Girl slash Seventeen potential. Tyra hugs Jennifer, who is crying, and Erin, who is not. Tyra says that she'll never forget the photo shoot that she did with Jennifer, where Jennifer asked if she could breathe heavily. Uh... didn't Jennifer ask if she could scream? Well, whatever. At least Tyra remembers her name. Tyra then tells Erin not to get in her own way. The camera loves Erin, but Erin has to love Erin. If she had stayed stronger in the competition and not been a mental case, she would have been a finalist for sure. Wah wah.
Jennifer and Erin hug the finalists and take their leave with a distinct lack of bitterness. They head home to pack. Erin cries and says it feels like a punch in the face, and sucks to get so far and not win. She could have put more vigor into the last few things, she says, but she can't change it now. It was a really great experience for her, and she doesn't want it to be over. Gracious, right? Who knew? Also, her portfolio really is pretty good. Jennifer says it feels amazing to have made it so far, but also hurts to be so close and to have lost. Her heart has been ripped out. Jennifer says that before she went through this competition she didn't know what she wanted out of life. But now she wants to be a model. More proof that this show ruins lives. Other than mine.
week: Cover Girl commercial! And a fashion show on an exotic runway! Also, someone will win. Nicole, right?
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