The Girls Go Bald

Jay breaks the news that they'll be wearing bald caps. Eve smiles and claps, because, much like the irrepressible George Clooney, she loves a good practical joke.

Back at the house, there is Tyra Mail: "Let's cut to the chase." The girls puzzle it out and decide that it's makeover time. They arrive at the Warren Tricomi salon, where Jay Manuel greets them and says they're there for makeovers. He introduces a special guest, model Eve Salvail, who got her start with Jean-Paul Gaultier. We see photos of bald Eve. Foreshadowing! She actually looks better bald than with hair. She talks about how shaving her head gave her her big break. Jay tells the girls that there is a reason that Eve is there today. They're going bald. Cue chords of doom as we head to commercials.

When we return, Jay continues trying to fake out the girls, who appear quite concerned. But then Jay breaks the news that they'll be wearing bald caps. Eve smiles and claps, because, much like the irrepressible George Clooney, she loves a good practical joke. The girls head back to the studio, which is filled with bald mannequin heads. Eve says that posing with no hair may seem easy, but that it's not, because your emotions show through much more. The girls get bald caps put on and painted over with makeup. It does look pretty realistic. They are then decorated with Swarovski crystals. Kathy says that she likes her look, but that it's kind of freaky. She then says she looks like a penis with ears. When she poses, however, she looks like an ass with ears. It is not good. Jay asks for warmth, and then tells Kathy she looks like she just farted. Maybe that's how she interprets warmth. Jay, as usual, doesn't really give much helpful direction.

Leslie is . She has a really cute bald head, and Jay says that her posing is elegant and graceful. He just sat back and watched the magic happen.

Kari was and instantly went into "safe" poses. It also appears that her ponytail is hanging out of her bald cap.

Then, ugly Furonda. Jay says that he saw her practice in the mirror, which is a sign of a good, attentive model. However, in front of the camera, she was awkward and "didn't know her angles." In an interview, she calls herself the frontrunner. Jay notes that she didn't nail it.

Mollie Sue is and looks pretty, though she says she could have done better.

Sara, who reiterates that she had no modeling experience, does a great job. Jay gives her five and calls her fierce.

Danielle is and also does a great job. Jay tells her that she looks regal, and Danielle interviews that she doesn't know what "regal" means. Did she never endeavor to join Jack and Chrissie for a drink at the Regal Beagle, I wonder?



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