By Potes
Allow me to start with some breaking news: Victoria still misses her mom! She would totally take her mom in the Tyra Suite with her as prize for having best photo last week, but since that isn't possible she picks no one to share in her glory with her. No one! She is hard core, and also completely lacking social skills. In other breaking news, Kristin is a nasty hag and no one likes her. Except for me, upon occasion. There's a whole thing where Kristin goes into Destiny's purse without her permission, and the two get into a verbal altercation. Kristin berates Destiny and tries to goad her into getting physical, but it turns out that Destiny is more of a lover than a fighter. Nastasia thinks Destiny is kind of a punk for not defending herself, but I sort of give her credit for not engaging. While all this is going on, I think Victoria is locked up cozily in the Tyra Suite, luxuriating in her Snuggie or something.
This is acting challenge week, and our special thespian guest is none other than Tyler Perry. And he's not even dressed up as a fat old lady! Special times. For their challenge, each girl chooses a flag with one of four characters on it, and then they are instructed to go around harassing innocent pedestrians. The more of an idiot you are, the more points you get. I think Destiny does a serviceable job as a clueless tourist, but Tyler and Tyra give her only middling marks. Victoria is a delusional wannabe diva, with a British accent. That last part is totally an actorly choice. She is super crazy and actually goes after someone and tries to accost him with fried chicken. Please tell me I wasn't the only viewer mumbling, "Please don't let it be a black person. Please don't let it be a black person." In any case, that dude does not want chicken and actually throws it all over Victoria. She loves this, because she is a performance artist. In the end, Kiara wins for her portrayal of a delusional wannabe diva, which as we all know is a real stretch, and gets a walk-on part in a Tyler Perry film.
For this week's photo shoot, the girls go on the set of War of the Worlds and pose as zombies. There is serious flesh wound makeup, which you think would really suit Victoria. Despite being the most naturally zombie-esque, she's only so-so as a model. Laura continues her trend of solid consistency, and gets best photo of the week and the highest social media score in the competition thus far. Kristin comes on set with her typically nasty attitude, and Johnny is not feeling it. Per usual she is too pretty for her own good, and won't even make zombie noises when instructed to. I really thought Kristin was a goner, but she doesn't even land in the bottom two. Instead, Destiny and Yvonne face off. Yvonne isn't embracing her curves, while it appears that modeling just kind of stresses Destiny out. In the end, Yvonne gets at least one more week to complain about how everyone loves her ass, and Destiny is sent home, which for her at this point is apparently a street corner or something.