American Idol — Episode Guide

2-12
2003.03.25

Chicken-fried fake
You might think that a "country rock" theme would be Josh and Carmen's chance to shine, but you'd be wrong. Julia is finally ejected from the competition, and she couldn't possibly be happier about it.

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Author
2-12 Recap	Chicken-fried fake You Say "DeMato," I Say "Goodbye" - You might think that a "country rock" theme would be Josh and Carmen's chance to shine, but you'd be wrong. Julia is finally ejected from the competition, and she couldn't possibly be happier about it.	2003.03.25 2003.03.30	Shack
2-11 Recap	Scream 4 Grigsby Goes Down - It's movie theme night, but all the horrors are inflicted on the audience, thanks to banshee Corey and zombie Julia. Charles eases on down the road and out of the competition.	2003.03.19 2003.03.27	Shack
2-10 Recap	Boring rules! Hooray for boring! Boobies Over Booty - Bland, charisma-free Julia and Kimberley survive the first round of finals, even though they sucked the life out of Motown's greatest hits. Vanessa was brassy and fun, so of course she gets ejected.	2003.03.11 2003.03.16	Shack
2-9 Recap	Not so much "wild" as "inexplicable" Faker's Dozen - The wild card round brings back four girls from the initial auditions who had been rejected. The reasons why become abundantly clear when they sing for us again. But for some unexplained reason probably involving manipulation from the producers, Simon picks the worst of them to join Clay, Trenyce, and Kimberly in the final twelve.	2003.03.04 2003.03.09	Shack
Extra	Ow. Quit it. The Best And/Of The Worst - American Idol presents an hour of bad performances from the audition rounds. As opposed to the hour of bad performances in the semifinals they've been showing us for the past three weeks.	2003.02.19 2003.02.26	Shack
2-8 Recap	Semper Fie The Marine And The Moron - Bland Marine Josh and awful loser Corey are treated like the second coming of Simon & Garfunkel. The semifinals are so boring that they're bus-ing in people who were rejected back in Glendale to compete in the wild card round.	2003.02.25 2003.03.02	Shack
2-7 Recap	I will always wave my booty in your face! Moon Over Miami - Vanessa waves her ass all the way into the finals, joined by Rickey the Murphinator. We also see the consequence of Justin and Kelly (Eeeeeeee!) having their souls sucked out by their new corporate masters as they sing their way lifelessly through a song in their new movie.	2003.02.18 2003.02.23	Shack
2-6 Recap	When pretty waif girls make bad song choices Large And In Charge - Candice, Hadas, and Jennifer pick really bad songs to sing. Kimberly gives Simon attitude, but still makes it to the finals. Ruben also makes it to the finals, and treats Ryan to a manwich. Frenchie isn't in this episode. And because of a certain porn-related history, she won't be in any future episodes, either.	2003.02.11 2003.02.17	Shack
2-5 Recap	Starting off with a blah Accentuate The Negative - The first round of semifinals brings us eight terribly boring singers. Not even a trumped up "rivalry" between Julia DeMato and Kimberly Caldwell can make this snoozer interesting. Special cameo appearance by a mouth-breathing dipwad. No, Dunkleman's not back.	2003.02.04 2003.02.10	Shack
2-4 Recap	Which show is this, anyway? A Snitch, A Switch, and Some Bitches - Kim and Julia act like they're on Sorority Life. Alden, Corey, and Stephen (or Stefan, or whatever) act like they're on Fraternity Life. Marcus acts like he's on 7th Heaven. Is anybody here to sing?	2003.01.29 2003.02.04	Shack
2-3 Recap	Atlanta vs. Nashville Same Old Snit, Part III - The judges head to Atlanta and Nashville to pick more contestants from the masses. Paula is absent in Atlanta, which means she misses Keith, the worst singer in the world (according to Simon). And when is Simon ever wrong? Or, you know, cruel for the sake of it?	2003.01.25 2003.02.12	Alex Richmond
Extra	Wasn't there something about singing once? "Where Are They Now?" Special - Movies, television shows, commercials -- the finalists from the first season of American Idol are about as involved with actual music as MTV these days.	2003.01.21 2003.01.26	Shack
2-2 Recap	More sucking than a vacuum cleaner expo Same Old Snit, Part II - Hey, look! More lousy singers! Let's listen in.	2003.01.22 2003.01.27	Shack
Extra	Once More, With Squealing AI 2 Audition Journal - I tried out for American Idol 2 and all I got was this lousy Extra!	2003.01.14 2003.01.14	Steptacular
2-1 Recap	"Shame"? Sorry, we don't stock any of that here. Same Old Snit, Part I - A bunch of really pathetic people are encouraged to humiliate themselves on television for our amusement. What could be better than that? Coming to FOX in 2004: Bumfights: The Series.	2003.01.21 2003.01.25	Shack
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