It's the usual tons of shit this week, so let's take it one step at a time.
So it turns out that Fiona's mentor back in the day was Christine Ebersole, and apparently the deal is that when the ascendant Supreme comes into her powers, the old one starts receding. Fiona's solution to such an impasse back in the day was to slash Christine Ebersole's throat open and take all the power for herself. Now, as she finds herself aging and -- after a consult and blood work with the ol' plastic surgeon -- diagnosed with cancer, while Madison is shaking her shit in front of the hot new neighbor boy and setting his religious-conservative mother Patti LuPone's curtains on fire. If you're counting, that's power besides telekinesis, which makes Fiona look at her as if she's the new ascendant Supreme.
So Fiona takes her out for coffee and some field magic, followed by a night at the pool hall (where Madison attracts the attention of all the men, further painting Fiona as the old maid), after which they return home and Fiona tells Madison that she's the new Supreme and that she should kill Fiona now and get it over with. Fiona produces the knife, but Madison doesn't want to and there's a struggle, and ultimately it's Madison who ends up with her throat slashed. Which is… what Fiona wanted all along? It's unclear whether this was an elaborate plot by Fiona or if she's just really good at rolling with the punches, but "This coven doesn't need a new Supreme, it needs a new rug" says a lot.
Meanwhile, Misty Day really has got Kyle looking quite improved for a stitched-together Frankentwink. She gets possessive of him when Zoe comes to claim him (which can happen when bonds are forged over Fleetwood Mac's "Sara"), but Zoe's already got a dumb idea in her head. Seems she's sought out Kyle's mom as a form of atonement (or something), and now she thinks returning Kyle to her will make everything all better. Except, oops, Kyle's mom is pretty used to having sex with Kyle, and his inability to speak and clearly unfamiliar body (ew) are telling her something's wrong. Indeed there is, lady. And when she tries to arouse (ahem) his memory, Kyle ultimately beats her to gory death with a sports trophy. Frankentwink MAD!
Let's see, what else? Cordelia still can't manage to get pregnant, so she approaches Marie Laveau and asks for a secret voodoo fertility spell that apparently involves boiling mason jars full of semen and then splattering goat blood all over her bikini zone. But that's a ritual for tribe members only, and particularly since Cordelia is the daughter of Marie's sworn enemy, she's outta luck.
Finally, Fiona is fed up with Delphine's racist bullshit, so she punishes her by not only making her the house maid but also, after a particular racist diatribe, Queenie's personal slave. In those very words. They're the original odd couple! Things manage to get even weirder when Delphine hears a rustling outside, only to see that it's the Minotaur she created way back when (who is apparently both an actual minotaur now and also immortal?). Queenie tells Delphine to beat it, as she heads outside to lure said minotaur into a secluded location, at which point virginal Queenie decides she wants this beast to be her first. Things get sexy, though we do leave things off with the Minotaur's hand threateningly around her throat. If you can't trust a mythical half-man, half-bull to be a tender lovemaker, who can you trust?
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