By Joe R
Theah's a stoahm coming towards Briarcliff -- a nor'easter, like the title says -- so Sister Jude plans a movie night in order to keep the lunatic herd calm. Of course, nothing close to calm will touch the place the whole night. For one thing, Sister Eunice is still possessed by the devil, and she's raising a whole lot of trouble. She stabs a Mexican patient to death with some scissors, for one thing. Then, she puts the moves on Dr. Arden, which shorts out his whore circuits so much that he ends up snapping, destroying the statue of the holy virgin and then ... well, we'll get to Shelly in a second.
Devil Eunice is also tormenting Sister Jude with memories of her hit-and-run from 15 years ago, ultimately driving Sister Jude to fall into a bottle of wine and show up to the movie screening drunk, stagger about the hospital, run into maybe an alien, and finally pass out. Which leaves a perfect opportunity for Grace and Kit to make escape attempt #2. This time, Shelly wants in, too. Meantime, Lana has gotten Dr. Thredson to sneak a note out to Wendy, and he reports back to Lana that Wendy is missing and her home exhibits the telltale signs of a Bloody Face attack. So when it comes time for Kit and Grace to make a break for it, Lana believes Kit may indeed be innocent, so she decides to come along, too. Shelly sacrifices herself to seduce the guard and let the other three make a break for it to freedom, which they do. Of course, "freedom" means "spit out into the woods, in the middle of the storm, while the creatures are feeding." Said creatures end up being some kind of mutated humanoids instead of Dr. Moreau hybrids, but the season is young. So Kit, Grace, and Lana are so freaked out that they run BACK into Briarcliff and are back in the movie screening by the time Sister Jude returns.
No such luck for Shelly, who gives the guard she's blowing the slip, only to run smack into Dr. Arden. He drags her into his lab, where he tries to rape her with his tiny, flaccid penis. When Shelly laughs at said member, Dr. Arden knocks her out. She wakes up the morning, strapped to a gurney in Arden's secret experimentation lab ... where Arden had amputated both her legs.
Featuring Elizabeth Taylor in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, as performed by Sister Jude; every episode of Supernatural where a woman gets possessed by a demon and starts acting all sarcastic and provocative, as performed by Sister Eunice; and a Benny Hill chase scene, as performed by Kit, Grace, and Lana.