"Ummm, Detached Cynical Mind?" "Yeah, WHAT?" "This is Emotional Girly-Mind." "Don't tell me -- your Meg Ryan Festival ended early." "Hey, I don't even like Meg Ryan." "Whatever -- some adorable thing with big teeth and not a brain cell in her frothy head." "You know, you're kind of a grumpy bitch." "It's part of my charm. And since when do you use that kind of language?" "It's something I'm trying." "Well, it's a bad idea. What do you want, anyway?" "I'm sad. You know, because of the ending." "Hey, I love 'em, too, but they gave up. They didn't do the task. What do you want?" "But it was so sad, you know? Because we finally had an opportunity to get rid of the Guidos." "They got tired. They'd had it. It happens." "But it's my birthday." "Well, it's my birthday, too, you soft-headed cretin." "Jerry Bruckheimer doesnt like us. He didn't get us anything." "The hell he didn't." "What? What did he get us?" "You know what." "I do not! Did you open something without me?" "You know what the show gave us for our birthday." "Oh, please. Are you going on about that lawyer's chest again? That is exactly what you did last time." "Heh." "I swear, you are so gross. You're all, 'Oh, I'm so dark in spirit, oh, I'm so clever, oh, I'm so untouchable,' and then they give you that lawyer's chest, and you're all swoony. You are a pathetic excuse for a dark side." "You're gettin' pretty mouthy for a Girly-Mind. You better pull it together, because don't think I dont know about your favorite shot of the evening." "What? I don't have a favorite shot. I was thinking about taking long walks on the beach." "You had such a favorite shot." "What? What?" "Need I really say it? The PUPPY?" "Hee. Yeah, that was pretty good." "Yeah, I actually thought so, too." "You know, we're getting more and more alike every day. Me with the swearing, and you with the puppy?" "Well, we're getting older. A merger is probably inevitable." "Ewww, with you?" "Yeah, like I'm really thrilled. I'm going to be watching freaking Freddie Prinze, Jr. prom movies when I'm eighty years old." "Close your eyes and pretend he's a puppy." "Don't push your luck, Girly."