Mary-Ellis Bunim: Whew! I sure am feeling well rested after our week at the spa!
Jonathan Murray: I know! And that Mariah Carey was much nicer than I thought she would be.
Bunim: [whispering] Do you think they're buying it?
Murray: [whispering] I think so. Just don't mention the part about Paula Poundstone being there.
Quarrel holds up some bikini bottoms to show Nicole. Quarrel asks Nicole whether she's wearing a bathing suit at all, and Nicole says that she isn't. I thought Quarrel was afraid of water? I guess she could still want to have a bikini for swimming and flaunting her gigantic breasts. I mean, "tanning." Quarrel asks Nicole why she got a bikini wax if she isn't going to wear a bikini. Nicole says that she just wants to look nice. Basically, it comes out in the conversation that Nicole wanted to make sure she was all pretty for Bobby. And that's as much time as I am willing to devote to Nicole's pubic hair, or lack thereof. Although it was funny that Quarrel kept teasing her about it, trying to get her to admit it.
Jisela and Malik arrive at the apartment. Jisela says that they just went to a psychic, and it was weird. Quarrel wants to know whether they had their cards read, and when Jisela reveals that they had their palms read, Quarrel isn't interested anymore. Because, you know, tarot cards are so much more valid a psychic endeavor than palm reading. And I say this as someone who owns a deck of tarot cards. Anyway, Malik tells Quarrel that the psychic said he was in a big relationship. In a confessional, Malik sighs, "God, I love her so much." Man, is his heart about to be broken, or what? Jisela and Malik discuss eyebrow waxing and plucking while lying in the bed. Jisela wants to pluck a hair from Malik's goatee, and they start wrestling around, and then making out. Yes, hair removal is sexy. What is it with this episode and the hair removal? In an interview, Malik dreamily says that he and Jisela "kissed and cuddled all night long." Aw. I feel bad for him already.
The people from the Casting Special start showing up for the trip to the Hamptons. We see Patrice, Jenn, and Vanessa. Who? Exactly. ADDam shows up as well, and Bobby arrives. Jisela runs down the stairs and starts humping Blair. Did they even like each other on Road Rules? Didn't he vote her off? I know I didn't see every episode, but what the hell did I miss there? In the confessional, Blair says that he and Jisela couldn't hook up before, because Blair had a girlfriend, but now Blair is single, so they are free to have sex.