The two couples leave the loft and go to a bar. Suddenly, there's a Chihuahua there. I don't know. The editors actually do the Blind Date thing and have Matt think, "Those lips are unbelievable!" and then Keri thinks, "Check please!" with no comma. Then the dog walks on the table, which seems like a violation of the health code, and thinks, "I've got a better chance with her, pal!" Ha ha. Ha? So dumb. Keri and CJP go into the ladies' room, so we don't see them, but we allegedly hear what they are saying. CJP tells Keri that she should be having fun. Keri says that every time she goes out with another guy, Kyle wants to make out with her or hold her hand when she gets home. CJP says that she wants to see this happen, intimating that she doesn't believe it. Keri complains that Kyle tells everyone that she is the aggressor, and she's not, and promises to go home and make out with Kyle to prove it to CJP. But how does that prove that she's not the aggressor?
Back at the loft, Kyle and Chris play pool. Kyle talks some trash and apparently wins the game. The two couples arrive home with a fifth person in tow. Keri gives Kyle a hug. In an interview, Kyle says that he sometimes wants to give Keri "a big loving hug and a kiss on the cheek," but he thinks that might be leading her on. You think? Kyle and Keri snuggle on the couch while Matt, her date, sits by himself. Dude, get the hint and leave. Also? That's really fucking rude of Keri. In an interview, Keri says that Matt is sweet, but not her type. In the hall, Keri tells Kyle that Matt was wearing a silk shirt with blue jeans, which turned her off. Kyle says he knew when Matt walked in that Matt was all wrong. In an interview, Kyle says that he doesn't think that Keri is looking for love in Chicago, because she told him that there are no attractive men in Chicago. Kyle found this insulting because he's from Chicago. Why does he care if Keri thinks he's attractive? He's in loooove with Nicole, right?
Chris flosses. Keri complains that the only guys who are attracted to her are men with skinny legs, midgets, and men over the age of eighty-five. Chris says that he has no comment. Keri amends her statement to say, "Or men with girlfriends." Suddenly, Aneesa runs through the bathroom, completely naked, and Keri falls on the floor laughing.
In a confessional, Aneesa says that she's going to spend the evening with a new girl. Basically, Aneesa is going to get laid, which she says in many ways without coming right out and saying it. As Aneesa leaves, she sings, "Yes, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm gonna come." Classy. Aneesa's new friend shows up in sweatpants and a t-shirt, so this must be some date. Aneesa gets into the elevator and tells the camera that they're going down. Shut up, Aneesa.