7th Heaven — Episode Guide

7-16
2003.02.17

Stand down
Lucy's wedding becomes a battleground for Annie and Eric's churchy issues. Of course, Eric decides to return to the church. Anything to shut his family up. Plus, Simon catches a thief at his new job, and Ben loses a rescue dog.

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Author
7-16 Recap	Stand down Stand Up - Lucy's wedding becomes a battleground for Annie and Eric's churchy issues. Of course, Eric decides to return to the church. Anything to shut his family up. Plus, Simon catches a thief at his new job, and Ben loses a rescue dog.	2003.02.17 2003.02.19	Alex Richmond
7-15 Recap	I Love Lucy I Love Lucy - Kevin finally proposes to Lucy while their families look on. Chandler proposes to a mirror and then almost proposes to Roxanne, but she tells him to wait. Ben makes out with Peter's mom.	2003.02.10 2003.02.16	Cate
7-14 Recap	Smoking Smoking - It doesn't matter what the individual plotlines are about. All you really need to know is that smoking is bad for you, and that Brenda thinks all smokers are stupid and rude. Oh, and that Jason London is way hotter than Jeremy London.	2003.02.03 2003.02.10	Cate
7-13 Recap	It's Not Always About You It's Not Always About You - The thirteenth episode of the season is totally unlucky -- for the viewers. Simon gets to date Cecilia, but only if he agrees to keep it in his pants. RevCam goes to therapy some more, and Annie joins him. The T-1000 becomes more abusive than ever when Lucy tries to get out of jury duty.	2003.01.27 2003.02.02	Cate
7-12 Recap	Back in the Saddle Again Back in the Saddle Again - Ruthie meets an upbeat girl with cystic fibrosis who inspires her to beat everyone senseless with this week's theme mallet. Simon succeeds in getting Cecilia's father to allow him to date her again. RevCam's therapist tells him to quit feeling sorry for himself. Roxanne becomes the new Lucy.	2003.01.20 2003.01.26	Cate
7-11 Recap	Sunday Sunday - Chandler and Roxanne daringly hold hands on their first date. Lucy would stalk them, but she can't find anyone who'd like to accompany her. RevCam writes an erotic novel that gets Annie all hot and bothered. No such problems for Simon and Cecilia. While they do decide to have sex, they also decide to discuss it with their parents first. This pretty much guarantees them a nookie-free future.	2003.01.06 2003.01.13	Cate
7-10 Recap	Ushering in the crap A Cry For Help - Eric Camden becomes a DJ at a college radio station for, like, an hour, and saves someone who thinks suicide is a solution. Usher, on a break from selling Twix cookie bars, guest-stars as his producer, who sneakily hired Eric to lure him back to helping people. Not to rescue the suicidal kid. Seriously, that's what came out of Usher's own mouth. His agenda was to help the preacher mired in self-pity, not the kid who wanted to off himself. Swear to you-know-who.	2002.11.25 2002.11.26	Alex Richmond
7-9 Recap	Lost Lunch Lost Souls - The scene? A pool hall hosting a honky-tonk country band. The players? The Camden family, plus Roxanne and Cecilia. The premise? Find Lucy. She's having a picnic in the church with the new pastor. And where oh where is Reverend Camden's faith? He's lost that as well; he "quits" the "God business" and doesn't want to help anyone anymore. A little neighbor boy finds lust in the form of Ruthie, but is lost from his house just down the street. Get it? It's a theme. Other things that were lost during this episode include various lunches, marbles, sense, minds, and "it."	2002.11.18 2002.11.20	Alex Richmond
Extra	Freaks and Greeks Sorority Boys - Frat brothers Barry Watson, Michael Rosenbaum, and the rapidly aging Harland Williams dress as women and live in a sorority house, thereby making the show Bosom Buddies seem creative and intriguing by comparison.	2002.11.09 2002.11.09	Sara
7-8 Recap	Under Pressure Peer Pressure - Eric pressures Rabbi Richard Lewis to spy on Rev Lite with him. Lucy pressures Simon to spy on Kevin and Roxanne. Ruthie pressures a little Muslim girl into defying her religion and wearing make-up and obsessing over boys with her. Ruthie's boyfriend pressures her into being in an "exclusive relationship," because a girl is pressuring him to go to party and he can't say no on his own. Get it? There's pressure.	2002.11.11 2002.11.13	Alex Richmond
7-7 Recap	Gabrielle Come Blow Gabrielle Come Blow Your Horn - RevCam is still laid up, but domestic help comes in the form of Phyllis Diller, playing a housekeeper. Irony, thy name is SevHev. Also, Lucy misunderstands something and gets really mad at Kevin, and Simon is steamed because Cecilia has a hot French boyfriend. You like French guys?	2002.11.04 2002.11.05	Alex Richmond
7-6 Recap	Regarding Eric Regarding Eric - Everyone is forced to regard Eric as he whines and gripes, ad nauseam, about feeling useless while he's recovering from heart surgery. Simon decides he's in love with Cecilia. Ben promises to leave. Lucy almost redeems herself by helping a developmentally challenged man join a theater company.	2002.10.21 2002.10.28	Cate
7-5 Recap	The Heart of the Matter The Heart of the Matter - While Eric undergoes open-heart surgery, his vile family (and assorted hangers-on) gather at the hospital and pretend to offer their support. In actuality, they're all obsessed with their own petty, selfish little concerns. If Eric were smart, he'd fake his own death and ditch this entire pack of losers.	2002.10.14 2002.10.22	Cate
7-4 Recap	Bowling For Eric Bowling For Eric - Eric learns he must have open-heart surgery. In lieu of informing his family, he forces them to go bowling and lies to them repeatedly. Kevin glistens.	2002.10.07 2002.10.09	Cate
7-3 Recap	Monkey lov-ah! The Enemy Within - Ben reads Lucy's diary, and it puts him to sleep. Mary keeps in touch from off-camera. Captain Smith's father the real estate mogul, played by Pat Boone, shows up and upsets the Camdens. Ruthie takes a bullet for interspecies relationship rights.	2002.09.30 2002.10.11	Gustave
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