Episode Report Card Maggie: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Getting Lucky
By Maggie | Season 2 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.13.1999
At Dean & DeLuca, Javier is moping and he says to Ben, "I feel so guilty, she's so mad with me." Ben says, "She'll be fine; Felicity doesn't hold grudges," and he oughtta know. Javier says, "No, not her. Mami." Ben says, "Mami?" Javier exasperatedly declares, "Yes, she hates me now. I'm very psychical with animals, Ben. I know what they're feeling sometimes, you know. I can't go to the zoo, you know -- it's horrible. Like a Doctor Eliza Doolittle. No, that's My Fair Lady; I love that." He starts singing and bopping his head, " Just you wait, 'Enry 'Iggins, just you wait." Ben interrupts him because Bitchy-TV-Maggie has appeared at the counter behind Javier. Javier turns, sees who it is, then gives Ben a really bitchy sidelong glance and tsks, "Benjameen." Here is the part in the recap where I declare how much I love Javier. I would pay good money to hear him sing the entire score from My Fair Lady. Ben acts a little cold toward Bitchy-TV-Maggie, who has come to tell him that she is still interested. She says that if he isn't interested, he should tell her to go away. Ben stares at her and before he can answer, Javier summons him with another "Benjameen." Bitchy-TV-Maggie looks a little irritated by the fact that there is another person in the world who is the boss of Ben.
At the loft, Sean is sitting at the table with a bunch of paperwork when Julie comes strutting into the room, wearing jeans and a black bra. Sean is riveted by the sight while the rest of the sane world wants a hit of LSD to wash their brains of such a hideosity. Julie and her bra want to know where her pink shirt is. Sean picks up the tattered remains of the shiny, pink top from the floor. Hey, it looks like the one she was wearing in the premiere; the one that Wing Chun thought looked like it was part of a figure skating outfit. Sean explains that Lucky was "attracted to [her]...shirt" while not taking his eyes off Julie's breasts, which are at his eye level. He asks her if she's "got a special occasion tonight." She tells him that she has a date with a "guy named Seven." Who is his father, George Costanza? Does he have a sister named Soda? Sean wants to know if he is a Borg. Julie squeals that "he's cute." Sean tells her to "have fun" and she says, "I'm gonna have sex, Jack." Sean says, "What?!?" Julie laughs and tells him that she and her friend always used to say that when one or the other would say "have fun," because it is from a movie. Neither of them can remember which movie it is from and they both keep repeating, "I'm gonna have sex, Jack." Sean, just because you're saying it doesn't make it true. Julie leaves the room and Sean looks after her wistfully. Ironically, Felicity's voice-over for the next scene has already started. While we see Sean sitting alone, we hear Felicity say, "So things were looking desperate."