Episode Report Card Sara M: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Sierra A-Leone
By Sara M | Season 18 | Episode 11 | Aired on 04.30.2009
While Douche stands by the water and poses like he's in a Wrangler ad, Sierra gets a moment alone with J.T. and Taj and tells them that they might want to rethink their alliance with Douche and Debbie because they tried to form an alliance against them with her and Erinn. J.T. says Douche told him the opposite, so he doesn't know who to trust. Sierra swears on a holy Bible that isn't present that she's telling the truth, but that's really not enough in this game, so she offers to confront Douche about it in front of everyone to prove he's a liar. Douche walks in carrying the skinniest of twigs, and it's time for fun.
Sierra tells Douche it's time for her to air her dirty laundry because she has nothing left to lose at this point and wants to go out with a big bang. "Sierra," Douche sighs condescendingly; "you're really scrambling, aren't ya?" "You lied, and I want you to admit it," Sierra says. Douche proudly states that he has never and will never lie in this game. He says he doesn't think anyone else is interested in having this conversation, but he's wrong as someone pipes up, "yeah, let's hear it" and J.T. says "lay it on us." Taj also makes some noises in agreement. Meanwhile, Debbie appears to be shitting herself. I can't wait to hear how Douche has managed to spin the events of just yesterday in his mind already, so here goes: he claims that when the three of them returned from the reward challenge, it was Debbie who brought up the idea of a Tempura alliance. Way to throw your alliancemate under the bus right in front of her, Douche. Then Douche totally lies that Sierra immediately got in Debbie's face and made her cry and Douche proudly stated "Sierra, I do not want a Tempura alliance!" The faces that Sierra makes while being presented with this fictional tale are pretty great. She waits for Douche to finish and calmly states that she never brought up the idea of a Tempura alliance, and that it was Douche and Debbie who came to her. Douche and Debbie immediately get all defensive and start yelling over Sierra that they never asked her to ally with them. Debbie tries to spin things by saying she simply asked Sierra where she stood, because Debbie might be pretty stupid but at least she's crafty enough to incorporate some truthful elements into her stories. Sierra says they brought up the idea that Erinn might be mad enough about being sent to Exile to align with them and give them a four to three advantage against Jalapeño, which is exactly what we saw happen. Debbie seems to be somewhat aware of this, as she rubs her face and looks terrified. Sierra tells Douche that if he can look her in the face and deny that that ever happened, she has no problem walking out of this game. "Buh-bye!" he immediately waves at her. Now it's Sierra's turn to get upset. She accuses Douche of lying while Debbie's raspy voice keeps trying to make excuses and then goes on the attack, wondering when Sierra became such an "angry person." "That's not the person that I know!" she says. Well, you tried to vote that person out, so whatever. Sierra says she could say the same thing about Debbie, and now Debbie puts up the hand and announces that she's finished. Of course. "This drama crap has got to stop!" she says, and starts crying. Douche says it'll stop in three hours, so convinced that Sierra is going home even though the other four tribemates sitting around watching all of this have probably figured out that the girl with nothing to lose is telling the truth and the two desperate weirdo assholes, one of whom is crying, are not. "I'm too old for this!" Debbie says. Then don't go on fucking Survivor, flakey.