Episode Report Card Erin: C+ | 1 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT And that word is, "Buh-bye."
By Erin | Season 4 | Episode 9 | Aired on 03.01.2005
Sark runs. Anna runs. Sark runs. Anna sees Sark running. Sark runs. Anna runs after him. He gets to the end of a corridor and runs through a gate, shutting it behind him. He locks her out. "What're you doing?" she screeches. "Sydney!" shouts Sark. "I'm a man of my word!" Syd makes her way toward his voice. "I will kill you," hisses Anna. Sark just…slips away. Heh. Syd creeps after Anna. Anna meets her with a big-ass pole. And then they fight. I have to mention that there's a moment here where Anna whacks Syd with her pole or whatever and she whacks her HARD, and every time I've seen this part, I actually yell out, "D'OH!" It's a hefty whack, yo.
More fighting. Flipping. Fighting. Hitting. Finally, Syd manages to kick the shit out of Anna and she goes down. "The United States government has some questions for you," grunts Syd, placing cuffs on Anna. Heh. Vaughn shows up and kicks Syd's gun over to her. Syd picks it up and Anna sort of heaves at her, showing us that no matter how hard you fight, drag queen make-up will NEVER melt off. Syd then delivers a smackdown with the butt of her gun, and Vaughn walks over. They hug. Because chick fights take a lot out of a girl.
As some girly guitar song plays over the soundtrack, we switch over to the Recovery Room of Comatose Sisters. Weiss is standing by Nadia's bedside doing a lame magic trick. I'm sorry. It's lame. I love him, but…lame. Nadia seems to dig it, but she's also on tons of drugs, so, what the hell does she know? Syd enters, and Weiss leaves. The sisters have a chat, with Nadia asking about Anna and the bomb. Syd tells her they nabbed them both. "And hey," says Nadia, "we didn't kill each other." Yet.
Elsewhere at the Apple Store, Jack's filling out some paperwork as Sloane approaches. Jack tells Sloane that he's acting director again because the Anna case is closed. Sloane tells Jack that Nadia's out of her coma. Jack's all, yeah, how 'bout that. Thank god she pulled through. Sloane's all, yeah, why don't we leave God outta this, eh? He goes on to say that he's onto the whole wake-up drug scenario. "As a professional courtesy," he says, "I would like you to justify your decision." Heh. Jack's all, uh, remember that part where you told me to get Anna by any means necessary? Sloane's all, I'm evil, not AUTISTIC, dumbass. Of course I remember that part. But I don't remember saying you could risk my kid's LIFE. Jack's all, uh, you indicated to me that this wasn't Nadia's time, dude. You said she'd pull through. "Don't tell me you're losing your faith," Jack quips. Heh.