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By Sara M | Season 10 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.07.2006
RevCam toasts Matt and PC for their graduation to being real live doctors tomorrow, and everyone joins in. PC cackles in joy, and then Annie begs Matt, PC, Kevin, and Lucy to tell her the sex of their babies. But Carlos wants them to hold off for when Mary will be around, and Annie starts screaming her head off in joy that they'll be seeing Mary tomorrow. Carlos even promises that he and Mary have an announcement of their own to make tomorrow.
With that, Lucy says she can't wait another day to tell her parents the news, probably because she doesn't want to be outdone by Mary like she has been her whole life. And what better time than Simon's special day to make everything all about her, right? Also, Savannah is there and she's still cute. Simon and Rose come up and say they want to hear any announcements that are being made. PC turns to Matt and says that if Kevin and Lucy are announcing their baby stuff, they should too. Matt agrees, and PC says that she and Matt are having twins. Twin boys, actually. Ha! She totally fucked up Lucy's moment. Annie practically rips her hair out of her head in "happiness." "THAT'S AMAZING!" she screams. People in China just woke up from a deep sleep all "what's amazing?" Meanwhile, SamVid barely react. They need to save their energy to kill the upcoming Camden twins. There can only be one set!
Matt says he blames RevCam and Annie for "this," and by that he probably means that they were there, watching and giving out helpful tips on position, when the babies were conceived. Lucy, her spirit slightly dampened, makes her announcement: she and Kevin are also having twin boys. At this, Kevin smiles, and mirrors everywhere shatter into a million pieces. And then those pieces shatter when Annie starts shrieking again. God, kill me. Matt's out of control as well: "THAT'S INSANE. THAT'S INSANE!" he yells. I think he's talking to Brenda, though. It would be great it he started saying, "That's unrealistic. And stupid! I'm on a fucking J.J. Abrams show! Fuck this!" and then he left. Carlos raises his hand and says "me too!" Well, I would not have seen that coming. They're actually making a guy pregnant on this show? Damn! Oh no, he's just saying that Mary is pregnant again. Yes, Carlos and Mary are back together and they're having twin girls! "YES! YES! YES!" RevCam screams, pumping his fist in the air now that all his kids have turned out to be fertile. Annie does some more mugging and then Matt starts shrieking like a girl and saying he's freaking out! "MY GOD YEAH!" he says. I don't think Barry Watson gives a shit anymore. He's just being ridiculous now. Annie kisses Carlos and then slaps him on the face in joy. Bipolar until the end, our Annie.
Carlos's phone rings, and he walks off to take the call. It's Mary, and she's hugely pregnant. She's been back with Carlos and pregnant all this time and didn't even tell her own parents until her husband let it slip so we could have a future Camden Twin Set Trifecta. She says she has a feeling Carlos spoiled her surprise, and he says he "had to." Mary does not react like a lunatic at hearing the news that her siblings are all pregnant with twins as well, because she's normal and stuff now. She just asks if Carlos told everyone about their other surprise -- she's graduating college this weekend! Wow, she finished college in like, a year, while getting divorced and being pregnant and having a fulltime job? Amazing. ["I hate this goddamn show." -- Sars]