Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT I know what turns Bradley Cooper on.
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 21 | Aired on 04.30.2003
Okay, that is brilliant. If you can actually pull that out in conversation, that is stellar.
Yeah.
What profession or professions other than your own would you like to attempt?
You know, I'd love to be a musician.
Really? Anything in particular? Or just any--
Guitar.
Guitar.
Guitar. Or, you know, a singer. I'd love to be a, fuckin', violinist, or even a jazz saxophonist. Or a composer. You know, when I was a kid...just a composer. No, wait. I'm sorry. Conductor. I'd like to be a conductor. Conducting. Like, having all of that power at your fingertips. Like, you just move your hand and something goes, "Whoooo!" Pretty cool.
Yeah, you just have eighteen violins just going off.
Yeah. Pretty crazy.
What profession or professions would you not like to attempt?
I wouldn't want to be something where I had to lie to people all the time. I wouldn't want to be...you know what the truth is? I would HATE to be an investment banker.
You would really hate to be that.
I would really hate that.
If heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you've arrived?
"Well, look who's here!"
Ooh, I like that! That was lovely!
Well, good.
All right. I think we're done, sweetie. [And yes, I actually said "sweetie". What is he, my laundry buddy? Good Jesus...]
Great. That was really fun.
Yeah. It was really fun. I'm glad I got a chance to talk to you.
Oh, totally. Yeah, you're a really sweet woman.
Oh, thank you!
Yeah, and if I run into Zak, I'll tell him that we met.
Oh, please do! Because I haven't talked to him in forever. And I don't have an email address for him or anything. So, I would love that.
Cool.
Thanks.
Well, I'll check out...will the interview be on the website?
Yeah, it should be up in a couple of weeks.
Okay.
Thanks Will! [Oh, holy hampers filled with the body of Christ...] Bye! [Oh, god, what a twizzly dork...]