Episode Report Card Michael Neal: A+ | 2 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Vivid Entertainment
By Michael Neal | Season 3 | Episode 4
Well it's not a white thing.Jack: "Lemon, don't over think this. Gavin is a fabulous guy. If I were dating a man he would be at the top of my list with Michael Jordan, Denzel Washington, Taye Diggs ... God do I have a black thing?"
Silent Comedy Award
Kenneth's Beat Street evoking street performance.
I see no need to drag Henry Paulson into this.
Jack: "Kenneth I'm very proud of you. Next stop home ownership! I'm just kidding. The middle class is dying. You'll be renting forever."
Pimp My Very Sensible Mitsubishi Galant
Lemon: "Gavin this was wonderful. I really enjoyed watching MTV Canada with you."
Gavin: "Yeah. They can't seem to get anything right up there can they?"
An illegal business usually run as part of organized crime.
Lemon: "What is racketeering?"
Jack: "No one knows Lemon."
Tracy's sex doll.
Jack: "Other than the natural inclination to make love to yourself why did you get this?"
Socialist
Kenneth: "Mr. Donaghy I can't take that. What would this country be if our economy didn't let wealthy people to take advantage of rubes?"
Marxist?
Tracy: "It's me. There's nothing to be freaked out about. That's just a Japanese sex doll in daddy's bed."
Communist!
Gavin: "Come with me to Canada. Toronto is just like New York but without all the stuff."
You've made your point. No, we get it now.
Jack: "You've already done enough damage taking advantage of her loneliness and her Big Ben sized biological clock."
Lemon: "Come on."
The ole cognitive-dissonance disorder
Jack: "The thing is you're alive now which means there's hope."
Gavin" You know you're making a lot of sense."
Jack: "Yes you have to pay for the things you've done."
Gavin: "You're not making sense anymore!
The No-prize Award Winner
Here we have a near impossible choice. Tracy was on fire this entire episode but then again so was Jack. They had some of the best lines of the night. So what do you do when you have to break a comedy tie? Easy. You give it to Steve Martin. This is the first time a guest star has ever won the "no-prize" award, a fact that's sure to make it into any additional chapters added to the paperback version of Martin's new Memoir Born Standing Up.