Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Don't Try Out Loud
By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 11.05.2009
Bonus footage: Jack joins a subway quartet in singing "This Little Light of Mine." He swills cheap booze in between phrases and even gets to take around the offering bag!
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Lemon, You Old Giza
Jack: Where are we on this audition?
Lemon: We've narrowed it down to four people for this afternoon.
Jack: I'm already not liking some of these people. It reminds me of being on the bus.
Lemon: Hey, come on guys. These are people up here with feelings and mothers who worry about them.
Jack: Now Lemon stop right there. You are on top of the pyramid. TGS is a small pyramid, which nevertheless will one day be your tomb. You can't let emotions distract you from making decisions about the slaves who built the pyramid, which again will one day be your tomb.
Au Naturel Disaster
Tracy: Jennifer M., why are you so worked up?
Jenna: Because it's going to be a disaster -- like Katrina. Do you remember Katrina... that crazy girl from hair and makeup?
Only the Best Pests for Jackie D.
Kenneth: Oh, my sir. It looks like you got a bad case of the chewdaddies.
Jack looks confused.
Kenneth: Ozark kisses? The woodsman's companion? Bedbugs. They're a big problem in New York right now.
Jack: I don't have bedbugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.
Kenneth: Sir, anyone can get them. Back in Stone Mountain, even the Mayor had bed bugs. And she was a horse.
One of Jack's colleagues enters.
Breckman: I'm sorry, am I interrupting?
Jack: No, Breckman. It's nothing.
Kenneth: It's not nothing, sir. Mr. Donaghy's got Blue Ridge quilt ticklers... oh, sorry, bedbugs.
Breckman: Bedbugs? Can't those live in your clothes?
Kenneth: That's true, Mr. Donaghy. The Mayor had to burn all her pantsuits.
Audition Mechanics 101
Jenna: What are our options besides Jayden Michael Tyler?
Lemon: A lot of good people.
Jenna glances at the decoys' headshots.
Jenna: You're setting him up to get it! You don't think I know that trick? You don't think I've been brought in on a million auditions just to make Kim Cattrall seem grounded and human?
Audition Mechanics 101
Pete: Now you've compromised the Hornberger System. It's four people for a reason. The first guy, Jack's settling in. The second, he hates. The third is Jayden. The fourth proves how good Jayden is. The more people you add, the less effective it is -- like a neighborhood dad garage band.