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By Maggie | Season 3 | Episode 3 | Aired on 10.17.2000
Docuventary clip: Knoll is annoyed with Gnatalie for not backing up his story with the annulment judge. He also reveals that Javier called to tell him about the inheritance Gnatalie is slated to receive when she gets married. Knoll states that he was a "pawn."
Knoll and Gnatalie have a confrontation about whether he was a pawn or not. She reminds him that he proposed and explains that the only reason she accepted was because they had a good time in the summer. It turns out that since she was her "Uncle Frederick's favourite," she'll get $250,000 for getting married, and her husband will receive $100,000 if he stays married to her for a year. Knoll is stunned by this news.
Docuventary clip: Knoll is on the street pondering the deal. Sean thinks this could be his "hook."
Meghan is massaging Sean's face at the loft. Sean mentions that he could "take this opportunity to get a nose job." Meghan volunteers that she thinks he should get his nose fixed. She tells him a story about a kid in her class, Kyle, who came to school with a big bandage on his nose and a story about falling off a ladder. She enthuses that Sean wouldn't even have to invent such a story. Sean informs her that he was kidding about the nose job and gets pretty shirty about the whole thing. You could say that his nose was out of joint. Meghan remarks, "I didn't know your nose was such a soft spot!" Um, yeah, it is, that's how he got hurt in the first place. Meghan storms out.
Ben is back at the basketball court shooting hoops when Julie shows up. She asks if he has filed a missing persons report or called the hospitals and offers to help, when she finds out that he hasn't. When he refuses her help, she gets maudlin, talking about her dead birth father and saying she thinks that Ben should help out his father because he's still alive.
Docuventary clip: Molly is out on the street getting an Italian ice. She mentions that her mother is a psychic. Sean asks if she is joking about that, too, having already been burned by her taking the mickey once before. Molly claims that her mother really is psychic and that she has predicted that New York is where Molly finds love.
Knoll asks Meghan, Elena, Molly, Felicity, and Ben, who are all sitting around the dorm apartment, if he should consider staying married to Gnatalie to get the hundred grand. Elena states that she'll never speak to Knoll again if he stays married because she thinks that marriage "is sacred." Hmm, are the writers setting us up for something here? Why does Elena have such strong views about marriage? I guess we'll have to stay tuned. Knoll asks for Ben's opinion, but Ben has completely spaced out. He comes to and splits. Felicity gets up and follows him.