Episode Report Card Sara M: B+ | 4 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Titanic
By Sara M | Season 20 | Episode 12 | Aired on 05.06.2010
Li'l Russell sulks near the shelter and interviews that if Parvati and Danielle compare notes "it could turn into a problem." Parvati goes up to Danielle and tells her that Li'l Russell told her Danielle told him (this is getting confusing) she wanted to blindside Parvati, so now Li'l Russell wants Parvati to vote Danielle out. Danielle says Li'l Russell came up to her and said he wanted to blindside Parvati. Both women agree that Li'l Russell is lying to them and they will not be turned against each other. Meanwhile, check out Sandra just standing in the background, watching and probably listening. Like she's inconspicuous in that BRIGHT RED outfit the producers made her wear. As Li'l Russell gives yet another interview about his latest master plan to vote out Danielle, we see Danielle, Parvati, and now Sandra talking. Li'l Russell says that with Danielle gone, Parvati will be "so scared" that she'll "stick to [him] like glue." HA! Parvati doesn't want to be anywhere near you, Li'l Russell. You smell bad and you are creepy. Li'l Russell tells Colby to vote for Danielle tonight. "Really? Really?" Colby says, nearly adding; "but shouldn't you be trying to vote out Rupert or me?" He tells Rupert the same thing: vote Danielle. "Yeah," Rupert says. Li'l Russell and Rupert fist-bump each other because they think they're as cool as Sandra and Courtney (THEY AREN'T) and Li'l Russell says it's "funny" how quickly things can change in this game. I guess Rupert is okay with Li'l Russell swearing on his kids and stuff when it works in Rupert's favor. Then it's heroic.
Back on the beach, Danielle is freaking out. But Parvati seems cool with whatever happens, interviewing that Li'l Russell is hurting his own game at this point and she and Danielle are out-playing him. There's only one potential problem, though: "Jerri," Parvati says. They have to make sure she doesn't write Danielle's name down tonight. I don't know if Danielle is outplaying Li'l Russell, but Parvati sure is. Even though things didn't go the way she wanted them to (SPOILER ALERT), she knew exactly what everyone was doing, who was lying, and why. She and Danielle go down to a pond where Jerri is apparently trying to drown herself. Seriously, what is she even doing down there? Self-baptism? Eating pond scum? Does she even know where she is anymore? Girlfriend has been out to lunch since, like, that chocolate reward. I think she got brain damage from when Rupert slammed her face into that pole. Parvati tells Jerri not to change her vote tonight no matter what Li'l Russell says to her, because he's trying to get Danielle voted out. "It's Rupert," Jerri says. Danielle pathetically begs her not to change her vote. Jerri says she won't. "I'm voting for Rupert. Rupert needs to go," she insists.