Episode Report Card Wing Chun: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT MILF Money
By Wing Chun | Season 2 | Episode 8 | Aired on 10.01.2006
Grow House. The dudes are having a poker game when Nancy rolls in: it's payday! Sanjay gets his first; he's surprised to see how much it is. Conrad pipes up to say they're giving him a bonus. Nancy explains that it's for the arson -- not that he should take that as encouragement: "Never again." Good to see that Nancy's a hypocrite with everyone in her life. Dean is next, celebrating that the money is invisible to both the IRS and to Celia. Doug, getting his, cracks that it's the first time anyone's ever paid him for weed. As he holds for laughter (getting none), Dean suggests that Doug get a motorcyle so that they can ride together, but Doug says that Dean is dead to him, so I guess I spoke too soon about their little spat. Nancy grabs a chip off the table and prepares to head out again, but Andy stops her, telling her she forgot him. Nancy says that she didn't: he needs to reimburse her for room, board, a non-refundable year of rabbinical school, the time she bailed him out, etc. etc., before he can expect anything on payday. Andy, irate, reminds her that he lost toes for her (uh, not really) and sat in his pee to save the mother plant for her (only because he overreacted to a raid that had nothing to do with him). He tries to get the other guys to back him up, but he might try getting someone to take his side against Nancy other than the guys who all just got fat envelopes of cash from her, because no one speaks up. Andy announces that he quits, and limps out the front door. He's barely at the door before everyone else starts laughing at him, saying that he moves like a "fucking crackhead." Hee.
Grammar school. Dodge introduces Celia to a rather small detachment of kids, who don't have any reaction to her announcement that she's making Agrestic a drug-free zone. When the round of applause she starts for herself ends abruptly, she tries another tack, trying to glom onto another trend that was big at the time: penguins. She likens the way penguins march seventy miles to breed to the way drugs march from the ghettos to the suburbs. Even Dodge's face falls here, but Celia soldiers on, announcing her plans to install surveillance cameras and drug-free zone signs everywhere. She also exposits that there'll be an official unveiling for the first camera, "across from what will soon no longer be a dog park." She then throws to her special friend, Sober, who marches in, growling and yelling that he's putting his big foot DOWN on drugs. The kids laugh. And not WITH Sober. Celia, trying not to lose the crowd, yells at them that it isn't a joke, so Shane puts up his hand with a point of order. Hey, Debate Club actually did teach him things. He asks, "Why cameras?" Celia says that people behave better when they know they're being watched. Shane asks what about their right to provacy, and Celia says that there are more important things. Shane brings it home, announcing that he's seen Celia drunk at his house. Celia has no response to that, so Sober leaps in with another "Drugs are wrong!" It's too late; Shane is the coolest kid in town, and Celia is a laughingstock. Still, she tries to shut him up, but Shane asks if being drunk isn't as bad as doing drugs. Isabelle nods sagely. Dodge closes his eyes wearily, as Shane announces that alcohol is a drug: "You do drugs!" The kids pick up the chant as Isabelle adds that "the councilwoman also likes her speed and Ambien." Celia slinks off in defeat.
Out in the hall, Pam rips off the costume head, sighing that her sweat smells like peanuts. Ha! Celia curses her Hitler-like ability to rally idiotic troops.