Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Family/Affair
By Potes | Season 2 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.03.2007
At the reception desk, Amanda gets a visit from Fey's lawyers. Turns out the bulk of Fey's stuff was auctioned off for charity after her death. But one treasure remains: Fey's beloved hairless ugliest-dog-in-the-world-breed dog, Halston. Amanda wants none of him until she learns that Halston's caretaker gets $1,000 a week. Halston is so low-rent compared to Leona Helmsley's bitch.
Back at the hospital, Bradford says he has no problem telling Alexis the truth about what's going on, so Daniel tells him to have at it.
Meanwhile, Christina and Betty sneak into Satan's Boudoir to find the book. First, they find a photo of Wili and Dick Cheney, which solidifies her evil stature nicely. As Christina looks for a coat made of Dalmatian puppies, Betty grabs the book. But alas! There is a noise. Wili's back, with a man in tow. Betty and Christina assume it's Wili and Bradford, there for an afternoon delight. They scramble under the bed, and I understand the value of bedskirts for the first time. Wili tells her male companion that Nora Ephron's been covering her daytime romps for years. I will never be able to watch When Harry Met Sally... in the same way again. Betty and Christina see a very brown leg from their vantage point, and realize that Mr. Meade and Little Bradford are not in attendance. Turns out Wili's boinking the bodyguard. Dwayne asks if he can be on top this time, and Wili tells him not to be stupid before throwing him down on the bed. I wonder if that brought traumatic flashbacks for Rick Fox.
When we return from commercials, we learn that Wili and Dwayne have been going at it for two hours. So that's how she maintains that flawless complexion! When they finally finish Wili coos, "Well...that was relaxing," in a way that cracks me up. It may interest you to know that Wili prefers to make love while wearing a gigantic necklace. She and Dwayne make their way to the shower, and Betty and Christina make their escape.
Back at the hospital, Alexis yells at some baseball game on TV, and this leads to her and Bradford starting to bond. ...Awwww?
Meanwhile, at Mode, Justin has found a new mentor. Marc tells him to get ready, because Shakira's contract stipulations of the "only green M&Ms" variety are on their way.
Hilda talks to Ignacio on the phone, and he comforts her about Santos. Hilda admires Santos's bowling pin lamp and tells Ignacio about all the stuff she's acquired from his apartment. Ignacio tells Hilda how he wanted to keep everything of her mother's after she died, but then realized that he didn't need all of that stuff, because he had her heart. So the only thing he ended up keeping was an old receipt from the night they got engaged. Well, there's an artifact to pass down to the grandkids. I'm sure Justin would have rather had some of the vintage wardrobe items. In other news, Ignacio is really, really ready to go home, and is planning to cross the border illegally. Again. Isn't that what got him into all this trouble to begin with? Clara tells him she might know someone who can help.