Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Dis Engagement
By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 16 | Aired on 03.25.2010
The Singles Market Is About As Bleak As the Job Market, Huh?
Jenna: A breakfast date? Who is this guy?
Lemon: I met him on K-Date, which is the personals section of the Kraft Foods website.
Jenna: And? What was he like?
Lemon: Ummmm, he owns a cockatiel named Arliss.
Jenna: Oh God!
"Make a Hockey-Lovin' Face"
Pete: Hey, Danny, congratulations.
Frank: Congratulations? For what?
Pete: Danny was nominated for a Juno, which is like a Canadian Grammy.
Danny: Yeah, I recorded the psych-up song that plays during Ottawa Senators games. I'm not going to win, but it's an honor just to be nominated in the same category as Sir Dave Coulier.
Pete: Well, it should be great exposure for you.
Danny: I know! And there's going to be a profile of me in the New York Times as filler because of dwindling ad sales! Isn't that awesome?
Frank: I am sick of that guy's positive energy. We gotta start messing with him.
Lutz: Yeah, like, what if we trick him into kissing me? It'd be so funny, because I'm not gay.
Sexting and Hegans, You've Been Replaced
Pete: Kenneth, I'm having a Tracy and Jenna problem.
Kenneth: Gosh, Mr. Hornberger, you say that so often you should come up with a shortcut word for it, like "I've a Trennaprah."
Pete: Well, Danny's interview with the New York Times comes out today, so I have a "Trennaprah."
Kenneth: A what?
Danny Pulls a Biden
Danny: I don't know how this happened, Jack, but it's bad. I think I really screwed up.
Jack: A female page? Don't worry, they disappear all the time.
Danny: No. I did an interview for the New York Times, and they printed all this stuff that I didn't say!
Jack: Typical liberal media. That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's website, DickViews.com.
Danny: I never said that Liz "banged her way to the middle." Or that "Jenna kidnapped a Swedish au pair to use as a hair farm. And I never called Tracy "clean" and "articulate." Why would I? He's not!
Thinking Outside the Box, Prankly Speaking
Jack: I'm no stranger to the art of japery. At Princeton I was in a secret society. I shouldn't tell you this, but one time we snuck up to Dartmouth and put their mascot in a box and sent it to Mexico City. We didn't know until the next day that "it" was an actual Indian. He didn't speak a word of English! Like all Dartmouth men!