Episode Report Card Erin: C+ | 1 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT If Music Be The Food Of Love
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.30.2002
Kendall tells them that a C-5 is waiting for them at the Van Nuys airport. The Spy Family all kind of look around at each other; then the buzzer sounds and everyone starts to exit the cell. Mr. Darcy glances at Elizabeth Bennett and says, "I'll talk to you when you reach your contact." They nod at each other, which I guess has become their new code for, "You know I love you, right?" Then Syd leaves and catches up with her mom and dad as we get a slo-mo shot of all their butts swaggering in unison.
The Family That Sways Together, Stays Together is heading to New Delhi, cruising along at an altitude of thirty-five thousand feet, as Syd puts together some (probably) harmless weapons. Spy Mommy smirkingly says, "Agent Vaughn has trouble sleeping when you're in the field." Jack all but rolls his eyes in his ex-wife's direction. Syd's all, I seriously doubt he told you that. Spy Mommy's all, didn't have to. Syd's all, he's my COLLEAGUE, okay? Spy Mommy's all, honey, you take all these risks for your country -- why aren't you willing to take the same risks for your happiness? Spy Daddy's all, oh, that's rich! A psycho bitch like you attempting to give RELATIONSHIP advice. Spy Mommy's all, oh, shut up, you impotent alcoholic. Syd's smart and funny and beautiful and charming and strong, but she's about as happy as a depressed war widow and if this keeps up, she's gonna wind up like Mrs. Haversham, dude. Syd's all, okay, uh, this is SO not what I signed up for. Spy Daddy's all, oh, what, and you've gleaned these precious insights into your daughter's psyche after, what, the cumulative TEN MINUTES you've spent in her presence? After a TWENTY-YEAR ABSENCE? You are something else, sister. You really are. Spy Mommy's all, I knew it the moment I saw her, you bully. I'm her mother. Spy Daddy's all, oh PLEASE! You may have squeezed that life out of your womb but that is ALL! You haven't raised her! You haven't watched her grow -- Spy Mommy's all, oh and YOU have? I hardly think skipping her third grade piano recital so you could rendezvous with a quart of Johnnie Walker Red qualifies as RAISING --
Finally, Syd's had enough. "Hey!" she barks. "Stop baiting him," she spits at her mother. Jack's all, ha! See! Stop baiting me! You're in trouble! You're in troub-- "And you!" Syd says, turning to her father. "Stop being such an easy target." Irina smirks again. "Heh!" she whispers under her breath. "Who's in trouble now, Smarty-Pants?" "We're going to be traveling together for the next two days," Syd continues, "you can't jump down her throat every time she opens her mouth." Having reprimanded the rambunctious children, Syd returns to her weapons detail; Jack stares down at the floor in search of his testicles, and Irina stares up at the ceiling in search of a lighting angle that manages to show off the delicate sinews of her neck so she can bait Jack into making a comment about how trying to turn him on SO isn't going to work!
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