Episode Report Card Jeff Long: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT To Not Feel Like A Complete Doo Doo Head
By Jeff Long | Season 8 | Episode 7 | Aired on 09.09.2010
Ivy's piece is next and it's a yawn. Bland top and bland skirt. She says that she screwed herself. Cute Michael is embarrassed by it and thinks it looks like the Statue of Liberty. Christopher's look is next and it's a loose top and knee-length shorts. Cute. Oh my God! April's look is next and it's sick. It's this completely wacky top with an asymmetrical strappy neckline and sheer otherwise. It covers short shorts. Love it! April thinks it looks sexual, and she is RIGHT! Gretchen says that it's perfect. Casanova's look is next, and it's very very Ivana Trump. I think that's great, but I feel it might not be good for the judges. He thinks Heidi might like it, and he's really wrong about that. Gretchen's look is next, and it's a slouchy pantsuit that would make a person trip on it. Valerie's look is next, and she should have stuck with the blue. It's a revealing top and weird shorts. I don't think she liked Andy's sewing so much. His look comes down and it's an empire waist wrap over a sexy swimsuit. Beautiful colors and silhouette.
After the show, Andy, Casanova, Mondo, April, Ivy and Cute Michael are called forward. The others are free. Andy, April and Cutie are in the top. The losers leave for a moment. The models and the tailors return to the stage. Michael thinks that April's work is nice. He thinks it's tough, punk and baby doll. Kristen thinks that she, too, is a tough, punk baby doll. Andy says that he was trying to be sophisticated. He says that Valerie did an excellent job. Ivy says that Cutie doesn't know how garments go on and off, and he actually agrees and says that Ivy is technical. I love him. So not drama.
The losers return. Mondo explains that he doesn't know resorts. They're not buying it. The judges think it looks junior. Nina doesn't like the excuse. Other Michael says that working with Mondo was amazing. Ivy says that she had to edit her patterns to fit Cutie's knowledge. She's a bitch. The judges wonder if she has any ideas or only sewing skills. Eat that, Ivy. Seriously, eat it. Ivy talks about my lover's poor sewing skills, and Other rolls his eyes so Heidi asks him about it. He merely states that Ivy is a hardcore bitch to work with. Simple fact, judges. Kristen tells Ivy that she didn't work to use Cute Michael's strengths. Ivy disagrees, but all of the judges agree. Casanova says that he's making clothes for his grandmother. He's gone. Nina hates it so much. She doesn't understand why Casanova vacillates between super-sexy and matronly.