Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Angelina Hag-erina
By Lady Lola | Season 2 | Episode 9 | Aired on 09.23.2010
Victorious Pauly and Vinny leave the house in search of the topless beach. Alas, all they get is Angelina and her friend who set their towels down 10 feet from them. The girls are sitting there pretending to be above it all. Pauly jokes that he noticed some "beached whales" but thought nothing of it. That one I believe. Instead of playing into Angelina's bullshit games, they find some chicks and bury Vinny in the sand. All in a day's work!
Back at the house, Sitch calls his chick all, "Hey baby..." It's the post-millennial "How you doin'." Sammi laughs about what a sleaze The Situation is while he gets the girl to agree to come over to the house, hit up da club, then have a sleepover. He hangs up, and Sammi tells him what a creep he is. Again: It is what it is. Oddly, Sitch decides to clean house a little for this girl who he was a mere zipper away from fucking in a club bathroom the night before. Guess he wants to show her some American hospitality. Ironically, it's the bathroom that becomes a subject of contention. It appears Angelina has left an open, used pad on the floor next to the garbage can. Sitch is so disgusted that he picks it up, carries it to the room they share, and shoves it under Angelina's pillow. Wow, that's some sleepaway camp circa seventh grade shit.
Back at the beach, Angelina picks up a guy who may or may not be named Mike. Riveting. Elsewhere, MVP, JWOWW, and Tom go out for food and drinks, but mainly to talk shit about Angelina. At the same time, Angelina returns home with her beach himbo and immediately notices that her bed looks different than when she left. As the guy watches, she uncovers the sullied pad. She knows immediately that it was The Situation and tries to act all shocked and better than that in front of this guy she met on the beach five minutes ago and wants to impress for whatever reason.
The guys return home. Instead of calling him out, Angelina waits until he's well out of earshot and calls him a douchebag and an asshole under her breath. Sitch heads into the room and discovers that his judgment has been passed and received. Out in the common room, Gina encourages Angelina not to say anything because that's what Sitch would want. And again I say, it doesn't matter. They will find a reason to hate on her for every minute of the day. Since she didn't take the maxipad bait, Sitch goes into Vinny's room so they can bring up the guy from the beach and call her a whore some more. It's a little disingenuous to judge her so fiercely when you had no problem getting it in less than 48 hours ago, isn't it Vinny?